Hell in a Cell (2012) Predictions from PowderedToastMan

Hell in a Cell (2012) Predictions from http://www.fourdown.org/WWE_Hell_in_a_Cell_2012
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Yes I know it's been forever since I did anything here, but wrestling desperately needs a dose of vitamin F.

Night of Champions: N/A (Site)
SummerSlam: N/A (Site)
Money in the Bank: N/A (Site)

*** Hell in a Cell Match, for the WWE Championship
Ryback vs. CM Punk (c)

My Prediction: Ryback, DQ, Yes - interference

Ryback can't lose, it's his whole character, he loses, the gig is up. Therefore he also can't get a championship until they are almost done with him. So they solve this by having interference and getting Punk disqualified. I think Batista could come back and build up a later match with Ryback, seeing as they are both non-human in size. They both could spend months squashing the three man band over and over until all three of the three man band are hospitalized (in the story) then they fight each other or something.

*** Match for the World Heavyweight Championship
Big Show vs. Sheamus (c)

My Prediction: Sheamus, Submission, No - no interference

It has been stressed over and over again that Sheamus won't be able to get that boot up to kick the Big Show, so instead he can use that cloverleaf thing. Wade Barrett seems to be getting a huge push, so that will be the next title feud. Souvenir Elbow? What is that anyway? Did they just wnat someone to say souvenir in a british accent?

*** Match for the Unified Tag Team Championship
Cody Rhodes & Damien Sandow vs. Kane (c) & Daniel Bryan (c)

My Prediction: Cody Rhodes & Damien Sandow, Pinfall, No - no interference

This seems the direction the tag division is going however:

They better give Sandow the microphone again, how can the intellectual savior of the masses pass on his plethera of knowledge by only fighting and doing cartwheels. He was funnier when he played Marty McFly, you know, he would come out and say how insulted he was by his opponent's gimmick, pick it apart for it's stupidity and lack of character depth, then get called chicken, then fight. C'mon Sandow, what are you chicken?

*** Randy Orton vs. Alberto Del Rio

My Prediction: Alberto Del Rio, Submission, No - no interference

Who cares? I picked Bertie because he isn't a "perro, chiwahwah, or nina". Also, I still have his music stuck in my head from a live show 6 weeks ago when he killed 10 minutes of time during commercial breaks.

*** Match for the Intercontinental Championship
The Miz vs. Kofi Kingston (c)

My Prediction: Kofi Kingston, Pinfall, No - no interference

Why would they give Kofi the title just to take it away days later. I don't know where they are going with this, but I doubt they would do that.

*** Will the World Heavyweight Championship MITB Briefcase get cashed in during the PPV?

My Prediction: Yes, but the title will not change hands

I hope that this will split the Vicki Ziggler stable, as he can only grow if he sheds his act that he has been stuck on for years.

*** Will Brock Lesnar make a live appearance during the PPV?

My Prediction: No

I call for a Batista blindside.

*** WWE Tag Team Championship Match: Who will be pinned or submitted?

My Prediction: Daniel Bryan

Continue the story of him being the weak link.

*** WWE Tag Team Championship Match: Who will score the pinfall or submission victory?

My Prediction: Damien Sandow

C'mon Sandow, what are you, chicken?

*** How many title changes will occur at Hell in a Cell?

-- 4-Down Note: "This includes title changes for ANY match that is aired on TV/online (such as during a pre-show), regardless of whether or not the match was announced ahead of time or presented as a match above in the game. Dark matches will not count. If one title changes hands multiple times in one show, each time it changes counts as a title change."

My Prediction: 1

Tag belts.

Side bar:

If the women's match was on here I guess I pick Eve. She is a bright spot on a depleted diva's roster, and is in an elite group of women's wrestlers who are able to talk without triggering my remote control reflex, it would be a shame to take the title from her.