IFWF Episode 1

Jerry Lawler: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to a new innovation in sports entertainment. This is the International Fantasy Wrestling Federation. I'm here with my partner Tazz to call the action live from out IFWF arena in my home town in Memphis, Tennessee, and boy do we have a match card for you tonight.
Tazz: You're not lying Lawler, tonight we determine who our first champions will be. Tonight starts a new era in professional wrestling. Let's take it over to Justin Roberts for our opening match.
Justin Roberts: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is set for one-fall, and is for the IFWF Diva's Championship. Introducing first, from Jacksonville, Florida weighing in at 108 pounds........KELLY KELLY.

The crowd goes wild as the blonde beuty makes her way down the ramp to the ring determined to be the first ever IFWF Diva's champion.


Justin Roberts: And her opponent from Montpelier, Virginia weighing in at 135 pounds........MICKIE JAMES.

The fans seem to be split. They never expected to see two of WWE's greatest diva's square off against each other. The bell rings signaling the start of the match. Both diva's have tremendous respect for each other starting the match off with a handshake. They lock up as Mickie quickly get the upper hand with a side head lock. Kelly tries to push her to the ropes but it doesn't work. She tries again but Mickie sticks like glue with the side headlock. Kelly escapes the head lock and hits Mickie with a belly-to-back suplex. Kelly gains the upper hand with one quick move and is now beginning to work on Mickie James. Kelly stands Mickie up and irish whips her to the ropes where Mickie rebounds running into a clothesline. Kelly bounces off the ropes jumps over Mickie to the other side of the ring but when she rebounds for the second time Mickie lands a picture perfect drop kick right to the mouth.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

We're back with this amazing match-up for the IFWF Diva's championship. During the break, Kelly gained the upper hand with an amazing missle drop kick off of the top rope. It looks like Kelly is ready to finish it. Kelly kicks Mickie in the gut getting ready for the K2 but mickie breaks out of it and goes for her pattented "Mick Kick". Kelly ducks and tries for the K2 one more time and scores the three count. Kelly is the new Diva's champion.

Justin Roberts: Here is your winner and the first ever IFWF Diva's champion........KELLY KELLY.
Jerry Lawler: Kelly has done it, she has started her second reign as a champion in professional wrestling.
Tazz: That was just an outstanding title match and i think either one of these diva's would be the most deserving of this honor.

BACKSTAGE

Backstage The Miz doesn't look to happy. The Miz busts in to GM Mick Foley's office and demands that he put him in the IFWF title match tonight. Mick doesn't seem intimidated. Mick stands up and gets in the Miz's face.

Mick Foley: I'm not gonna take demands from a rookie punk who thinks he can push everyone around just to get what he wants. If you want a title match, you have to earn it.

The Miz doesn't look too happy about Mick Foley standing up to him. The Miz storms out of the office angry that he couldn't force himself into a title match.

Ringside

Justin Roberts: This match is set for one-fall and is for the IFWF Intercontinental championship. Introducing first, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada weighing in at 195 pounds..........TYSON KIDD.
The crowd goes crazy for the recent graduate of the Hart Family Dungeon.
Justin Roberts: And his opponent from Cape Town, South Africe weighing in at 223 pounds...........JUSTIN GABRIEL.
The crowd is again split between the two high-flyers.

The bell rings signaling the start of this Intercontinental title match. They start with a lock up. Gabriel backs Kidd up into the corner and begins wearing his stomach out with a series of punches and kicks. The ref gets to a count of 4 before Gabriel backs off. Tyson Kidd charges at Gabriel and hits him with a huge clothesline. Kidd rushes towards the ropes and rebounds back towards Gabriel and is hit with a huge dropkick. Gabriel heads to the top rope but before he can jump, Kidd jumps up with him and trys for a superplex. Before Kidd can get Gabriel in the air, Jack Swagger comes from under the ring and pushes both of them to the outside of the ring knocking them both out. The match ends in DQ but Swagger begins calling for someone backstage. A line of about 30 technicians and security guards begin to take down the set. Swagger picks up the mic and begins speaking.

Jack Swagger:This show is a joke. I'm taking over and shutting this show down. I don't care if it's the first episode or not it's finished.
Jerry Lawler: Well since there is no set i guess we'll see you next week, if we're here next week. If we are, if i were Swagger i woudn't show up next week.

End of Show