ECW Hardcore TV Episode 1 (for GCW)

ECW Hardcore TV: Episode 1
As we fade in we are greeted by Joey Styles and Joel Gertner in the ring, "Oh My God!" screams Styles as the crowd starts chanting ECW! ECW! ECW!.
"Welcome to Extreme Championship Wrestling, I'm Joey Styles..." he is interrupted as Gertner snatches the microphone from his hand, "...And well well well, it is I the quintessential stud muffin Joel...". Just as Gertner is about to start his highly popular "vulgar middle name" routine he is interrupted by Cyrus, who is greeted by merciless booing from the crowd.
"Hold it right there Gertner!" shouts Cyrus as he steps through the ropes, he turns his attention to the crowd, "Do you know who I am?!" he demands.
The crowd responds by chanting a dirty name at him, "Do you know what I am?!" he shouts again with the crowd responding in kind.
He turns his attention to Joel, "Enough Gertner! nobody cares about your immature, profanity-laced nonsense", the crowd starts a "Gertner" chant as Joel smirks "Sounds like they disagree".
The crowd continues to chant as Cyrus gets more angry, "Gertner I should turn your lights out right now....and I would if it wasn't for this nagging wrist injury I have", "Well Cyrus" Joel starts "maybe if put down the Playboys once in a while your wrist wouldn't be bothering you so much", Cyrus is visibly embarrassed as the crowd erupts with laughter.
"Ok, so you think your a comedian now huh" Cyrus says angerly "well lets see how much you laugh after this....now boys!".
Suddenly Steve Corino, Jack Victory, Rhino, and Tajiri hit the ring and surround Joel as Joey runs for cover, "Alright funny man lets see you laugh at this" screams Cyrus as Corino and Victory grab Joel and hold him while Rhino gets ready for a gore.
Just as Rhino gets ready to charge 'Enter Sandman' hits the sound system and the crowd goes wild, they sing along as the "Hardcore Icon" the Sandman makes his way through the crowd.
While everyone is distracted Joel manages to escape the ring and heads for the announce booth where Joey styles is now sitting, Sandman slides into the ring only to be jumped by Corino and Victory.
As Victory holds Sandman, Corino grabs the Singapore cane and swings full force at the Sandmans head but Sandman ducks and he nails Victory right in the face!
As Corino looks down at his partner in shock Sandman comes from behind and hits the 'White Russian Legsweep" using the cane.
As he stands up Tajiri nails him with a brutal buzzsaw-like kick to the skull and he goes down in a heap, Tajiri and Rhino start working over the Sandman until Spike Dudley makes the save and hits Tajiri with an "Acid Drop".
He stands up and waves to the crowd and then gets obliterated by a gore from Rhino, Rhino then goes to set up a table to infict more damage not noticing that Sandman has pulled himself back up and is waiting, cane in hand, for the Man-Beast to turn around.
Rhino sets up the table and then sneers at the crowd, he turns toward Spike only to be met with cane to the face courtesy of Sandman.
Sandman drills Rhino with shot after shot with the cane finally knocking him through the ropes, Rhino tries to climb back in the ring but Corino and Victory hold him back, Rhino and Sandman stare a hole through each other as we go to commercial.
"What a way to kick off ECW Hardcore TV!" shouts Joey as we come back from commercial, "Joey I thought I was gonna die!" cries Joel as he is still visibly shaken from his encounter with Rhino.
"Tell me about it, I could smell you all the way up here" Joey jokes "Thats not funny Joey!" Joel replies angerly "Rhino is a killer!".
"I think Rhino is gonna have his hands full with the Hardcore Icon so you can relax Joel" , "Good" replies Joel "Sandman can have him!"
"Anyway" starts Joey again as the camera cuts to the ring where the FBI is getting ready for the match "Lets get to our first official match of the evening, an ECW original: the 3 Way Dance!"
Super Crazys music hits as he makes his way to the ring, Joel does his usual bit of saying something in Spanish as Joey scolds him "Once again Joel you have offended our entire Hispanic fan base!..and I don't even know what you just said!" Mikey Whipwreck is out next led by the Sinister Minister, the ring announcer introduces each man and we are under way!
Little Guido starts by attacking Super Crazy and shoots him into the ropes, Crazy flies back and nails Guido with a back elbow.
He nips up only to be met by a boot to the gut from Mikey who goes for a Whippersnapper but gets shrugged off, Mikey hits the ropes and comes back at Crazy with a clothesline.
Crazy ducks and Mikey is caught in a Fujiwara arm bar by Little Guido who then eats a dropkick to the head from Super Crazy, Gudio rolls to the outside and regroups with rest of the FBI.
As the FBI huddle on the outside Super Crazy launches himself over the top rope with a plancha but he is caught by Big Sal, as Sal holds him Mikey comes flipping over the ropes and takes everyone out!
Guido managed to avoid the chaos and puts the boots to Crazy on the floor, he picks Crazy up and tosses him over the guard rail into the crowd and then hops over himself.
As Guido and Crazy fight in the crowd Mikey is getting back up to his feet but is grabbed by Big Sal, Sal stands Mikey up against the ring post and steps back, ready to charge and splatter him but the Sinister Minister has other ideas.
Sinister Misinster sneaks up and grabs Sals arm, as Sal turns around the feels the burn of a fireball to the face and falls to the ground screaming in pain.
Mikey pulls himself together and goes over the rail after Guido and Crazy, he grabs Guido and they start brawling as Crazy stumbles away and disappears from sight. He reemerges a few moments later in the balcony directly above where Mikey and Guido are fighting, the fans go nuts with chants of ECW! ECW! as Crazy moonsaults off the balcony and down onto his oppents, "Oh Dios Mio!" shouts Joey.
The three men lay there for a couple minutes and then slowly start to pick themselves up and move back toward the ring.
Mikey grabs Guido and throws him back over the rail into the ringside area, Crazy runs up behind Mikey but he ducks and lauches Crazy over his shoulder to the other side of the rail onto the concrete floor.
They finally get back into the ring and Mickey picks up Guido, he goes for the Whippersnapper but Guido reverses it into the Kiss of Death for the 1..2..3 and Mikey is gone!
We are now down to Little Guido vs Super Crazy 1 on 1, and Guido wastes no time trying to finish Crazy off.
He goes for the Kiss of Death again but Crazy counters with a roll up 1..2..Guido kicks out and manages to lock on the armbar, Crazy tries not to tap out but the pain is intense.
He reaches for the ropes as the crowd chants "please don't tap!", they cheer as he grabs the rope and the ref calls for Guido to break the hold, even though he escaped the hold its obvious the damage was done as he clutches the arm.
Guido grabs the injured arm and pounds on it unmercifully, he picks Crazy up and slams him to the mat and then heads to the top rope.
Crazy picks himself up as Guido measures him for the Sicilian Slice, Guido jumps but Crazy is able to move out of the way causing Guido to land rear first on the mat, he arches his back in pain.
Crazy ignores the pain in his arm and goes for a springboard moonsault on Guido, he hits it and gets the 1..2..3!
Your winner of the match is Sper Crazy.
We cut to commercial break...
Back from break and the Baldies are now in the ring, Davito has the mic "Listen up!" he shouts "You are looking at the most dangerous gang in the history of EC..no forget that, in the history of professional wrestling!".
"We are the kings of the streets!" he continues, he begins to speak again but is interrupted by the music of Balls Mahoney.
Mahoney and Axl Rotten come through the entrance and raise their chairs in the air as the crowd cheers, they hit the ring and once again chaos breaks loose but the Baldies have the numbers game with a 3 on 2 advantage and it doesn't take long for them to take control.
Before the Baldies can really enjoy the carnage, 'Natural Born Killaz' hits the sound system and crowd goes nuts as New Jack comes running down the aisle with a trash can full of weapons!
New Jack slides in the ring and starts bashing guys in the head with various objects, Davito gets nailed with a computer keyboard and Grimes gets stapled.
Angel tries to attack Jack from behind but Jack catches him and blasts him with a cookie sheet, as Angel lies on the mat New Jack places a Playstation console on his crotch and then crushes it with a vacum cleaner!
Angel flops around on the mat in pain as Devito nails Jack from behind knocking him through the ropes to the outside, he follows Jack to the floor and throws him over the rail and into the crowd.
New Jack fights back and catches Devito with a low blow followed by a fork to the head, Devito stumbles futher back into the crowd as New Jack follows and bashes him in the head with a trash can lid.
With Devito down New Jack finds a near by table and pulls it into place, he puts Devito on the table and disappears out of sight reegmerging from a much higher part of the stands right above devito.
Jack gives the "X" sign and leaps down onto Devito putting him throught the table, meanwhile back in the ring Grimes nails Mahoney with a trash can followed by a Victimizer for the pin.
Your winners of this inpromtu match: The Baldies
We cut to our final commercial.
We come back from commercial with Joey and Joel telling us about the main event: Tommy Dreamer and Raven vs The Impact Players for the ECW Tag Team Championship.
Joey and Joel question wether or not Dreamer can trust Raven as we go to the ring, The Impact Players are the challengers and are out first doing there team pose in the ring to a chorus of boos from the crowd.
The crowd erupts as "Man In The Box" hits the sound system and Tommy Dreamer comes down the aisle with Francine, he runs to the ring and the fight is on!
Tommy goes head on with both oppents but even as tough as he is it doesn't take long for The Imapact Players to gain control, they punish Dreamer with double team moves and quick tags.
Justin Credible tries to take Dreamers head off with his Sinapore cane but Dreamer ducks and picks Credible up in an atomic drop, crotching him on the top rope, both men are down but Dreamer has noone to tag .
Credible makes the tag to Lance Storm who goes after Dreamers leg to soften him up for the Rolling Single Leg Crab, he targets the leg with vicious high impact moves as Dreamer trys to fight back to his feet.
Storm goes for a superkick but Dreamer catches his foot and spins him around and hits him with a ddt, Dreamer goes for a pin but Dawn Marie breaks it up which brings Francine into the ring as Joey squeals "Catfight! Catfight! Catfight!" as the women roll around on the mat.
Dreamer makes it to his feet and grabs Dawn by the hair, he puts her in position for the piledriver but before he can hit the move he is nailed by a cane shot to the head from Justin Credible, Justin then picks him up and hits Thats Incredible.
Storm covers Dreamer but the ref is distracted trying to get the women out of the ring, Storm stands up to get the refs attention but just as he gets to his feet Raven slides with a hits him in the gut with a chair.
Justin Credible trys to catch Raven with the cane but misses and takes a chair to the face, Raven drops the chair and grabs Storm, he plants him face first on the chair with an Even Flow ddt and covers him for the 1..2..3.
Your winners and still ECW Tag Team Champions: Tommy Dreamer and Raven.
Raven extends a hand to Dreamer, Dreamer hesitates at first but eventually accepts it and Raven pulls him to his feet and hands him his half of the tag team belts. "Maybe Dreamer can trust Raven after all" Joey says, he barely finishes his sentence as Raven kicks Dreamer in the gut and plants him with an Even Flow ddt!
"Or maybe not" Joel replies as Raven stands over Dreamer doing his famous pose with a title belt in each hand as we fade to black.
And that concludes episode one of ECW Hardcore TV.