My Survivor Series Predictions

What do I think will happen at Survivor Series?!?

This feels like a pretty lame PPV and worse than most of the B-shows.  Where's the beef?  John Cena's returning, woo.  That's cool but will it have that big of an effect on things?  Doubtful, things were bad when he was around. 

Cletus says that he thinks there could be a screwjob finish with Jericho winning.  But what about that time Austin turned heel in front of his home crowd?  What if it's Cena turning heel, and it's with Shane's help that he wins the title?  I think that would be a much-needed "anything can happen" type of thing that would get people more interested in the product.

You tell your friend, "Hey, you should check wrestling, Cena is back."  Your friend says "Oh but Cena sucks."  You say "He turned heel and is the champ." 

That might get someone to tune back in! 

As for the rest of the card..  as if HHH is losing, even if Jeff Hardy gets added to the match.  Kozlov is taking the fall because he's obviously not what WWE was hoping for.  Maybe one day, but they gotta build these guys up first.

Undertaker's winning to close off that feud right along with the casket.  I guess Edge is the wildcard there and Cletus' idea is pretty cool.

The rest?  Who cares!!!  These teams make no sense at all.  Just because a bunch of undercard feuds feature faces and heels does NOT mean it makes sense to throw them all together! 

But as long as we get Shawn Michaels vs The Undertaker at WrestleMania, I'll forgive you WWE.