CPW Chaos Theory Week 8

Segment 0 Opening/Pryo

Song playing is Chaos by Talib Kweli F and Bahamadia while fireworks and dark Lightning flashes start the show.

Segment 1

Chris Jericho comes out to the ring with his CPW Championship. He explains he's the best at what he does. Evan Bourne isn't in his league and he won't lose to him no matter what the stipulation is. Bourne comes out and says that Jericho loves to run his mouth but on Sunday he will shut it and leave The Chaos Arena with the CPW Championship. Heenan comes out and announces the results on the vote which was a tie between Ladder and Hardcore. He said he flipped a coin and the Hardcore Match won.

Match 1

Kofi Kingston vs Desmond Wolfe

Desmond Wolfe starts the match off a little to cocky and nearly gets his teeth kicked in by Kofi from a Trouble in Paradise. Wolfe is barely able to kick out before the 3 count. Kofi misses a high risk move which allows Wolfe to get back into the match. Wolfe then in control uses lost of wear down moves to weaken Kofi to set up the Rebound Lariat which Kofi ducks and nails a Trouble in Paradise and then finishes Wolfe off with the SOS toget the pinfall victory

Winner: Kofi Kingston

Segment 2

Mean Gene Interviews Mr. Anderson. He says he feels That CPW Management has it in for him. He's constantly being forced to defend his Briefcase which in turns prevents him from being able to use it to become champion. And Yet he still holds onto it and that won't change Sunday. And sooner then later he will become CPW Champion whether anyone else likes it or not.

Match 2

Mr. Anderson and Madison Rayne vs Samoa Joe and Beth Phoenix

The team of Anderson And Rayne dominate Samoa Joe and Phoenix. Rayne taunts Phoenix letting down her guard. Phoenix takes advantage with a clothesline and tags in Joe which forces in Anderson. Joe take sit to Anderson beating him down. He sets up to lock in the Coquina Clutch when Rayne blantantly low blows him getting her team disqualified. After the match Anderson and Rayne physically disect Phoenix and Joe.

Winner: Samoa Joe and Beth Phoenix

Segment 3

Ted DiBiase Cuts a promo saying that for weeks Triple H has been saying he will be champion and this and that mocking him. He says Triple H is the past and he's the future. He's gonna be more successful the Triple H and everyone will have to deal with it. Triple H Comes out and says if you have a problem with me why don't we settle it like men in the ring. DiBiase Says there's nothing he'd like more then to knock him off his high horse.

Match 3

Sheamus vs Chris Jericho

Sheamus and Jericho put on a ok 20 minute match. The Match is restarted 2 times as Jericho tries to get himself counted out and DQ'd not really interested the match until Bobby Heenan told him that if he continued to try to lose the match on purpose he would be stripped of the CPW championship. Jericho then put on a clinc on Sheamus after Sheamus missed his Brogue Kick. Jericho hits a Ensiquri Kick and follows it up with a Lionsault and locks in the Walls Of Jericho. Sheamus passes out refusing to tap out causing the Referee to stop the match.

Winner: Chris Jericho

Segment 4

Natalya and DH Smith were arguing in the back. Smith is Saying she's not interested in helping the team anymore. Natalya says that's crazy she wants nothing more then to help them win. Smith walks off saying Prove it.

Match 4 CPW Tag Team Championship #1 Contender match.

The Hart Dynasty vs MCMG's

DH Smith and Alex Shelley start the match. Smith and Kidd cut the ring in Half on Shelley controlling the pace of the match. Shelley counters a move allowing him to Hot Tag Chris Sabin into the match which turns the momentum in their favor. The End of the match comes when Natalya trying to help Kidd and Smith ends up causing Kidd to get distracted and ends up getting hit with the ASCS Rush by Shelley and Sabin for the pinfall. Smith Shakes his head in disapproval at Natalya and walks out.

Winner: MCMG's

Segment 5

Promo for Road to Glory

Match 5

Captain Armstrong vs Chavo Guerrero

Armstrong takes his fustrations out on Chavo. Armstrong Nails all of his moves utterly destroying Chavo. After the pinfall the lights go out and a flaming casket drops form the ceiling and crashes in the center of the ring. When the lights come back on out of the flaming casket comes CPW's newset star Kane. Kane Chokeslams Captain Armstrong and says come sunday Hell is coming to Earth and it will swallow Captain Armstong alive.

Winner: Captain Armstrong

Segment 6

A Promo showing Sting making appearences in local schools discussing life and wrestling. Sting tells about his experiences at the schools.

Match 6

Triple H vs Ted DiBiase

DiBiase and Triple H put on a great match going to their limits in a 25 minute battle. DiBiase is able to recover from a Pedigree through an Announce table and nail a Dream Street on the exposed concrete. The fight spews into the croud and they both are counted out. Bobby Heenan Announces that at Road To Glory it will be Triple H vs Ted DiBiase in a First Blood match winner gets a Shot at the CPW Champion at Nightmare On CPW Street.

Winner: No Contest

Segment 7

Goldust walks into the GM's office and asks for a match on sunday. Heenan says the show's card is full but I will make a Pre Show match for you. Goldust vs Chavo Guerrero and in the spirit of the PPV the special stipulation will be a lead pipe on the pole match. Goldust says thank you and leaves.

Match 7

Evan Bourne vs Edge

Bourne puts on an aerobatic show pulling off a ton high impact high risk moves to keep Edge off balance. Edge ducks a cross body to turn the match in his favor. Edge dominates Bourne with a methodical attack. Edge nails the Edgecution but Bourne kicks out. Edge sets up for the spear but Evan jumps over him and Edge smashes into the ring post. Bourne hits a DDT and goes to hit the AirBourne when Jericho comes down and pushes him off the top rope resulting in a DQ. When Bourne gets up Jericho hits the Codebreaker and locks in the Walls Of Jericho screaming that he's the best and Bourne can't beat him as the show goes off the air.

Winner: Evan Bourne

CPW Presents Road to Glory

CPW Championship Hardcore Match

Chris Jericho(c) vs Evan Bourne

CPW United States of Chaos Championship Cage Match

Edge(c) vs Sheamus

CPW Tag Team Championship TLC match

Beer Money(c) vs MCMG's

CPW Southern Championship Casket Match

Captain Armstrong(c) vs Kane

CPW Diva Championship Lumberjill Match

Madison Rayne(c) vs Beth Phoenix

Money In The Bank Contract match Falls Count anywhere No Time Limit.

Mr. Anderson(c) vs Samoa Joe

First Blood Match CPW Championship Shot at Nightmare on CPW Street to the winner

Triple H vs Ted DiBiase

Pre-Show Dark Match Lead Pipe On A Pole Match

Goldust vs Chavo Guerrero