JWF Zulu SmashDown: Episode 1 The Return of JWF

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JWF Zulu Wednesday Night SmashDown
January 5, 2010

Segment 0

JWF announcers Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler welcome everyone to Lexington, Kentucky and the famous Rupp Arena for JWF Zulu's first show in 5 Months. Tonight the GM of JWF will address why he sold the company and prehaps the new owner will address why he purchase JWF.

Segment 1

JWF Zulu GM Joshua Tucker steps out to the ring. He thanks the crowd and the fans at for coming and for continuing to support JWF. Due to some financial issues we had to close up but i worked hard to solve those issues. This gets a roar from the crowd. Josh goes on to say however only one man wanted to help us. And so i could could continue to provide you all with an excellent show here tonight i had to sell my company to the devil himself Vince McMahon. The crowd boos heavily. "I know, I know, I don't like him either but i had to do what i had to do. Vince will run the company though the business side while i run it on the wrestling side. Suddenly "No Chance In Hell" plays and Mr. McMahon comes out. He says that's one heck of a way to talk about your new business partner. Maybe thats why JWF went belly up in the first place. The Crowd lets him have it booing loudly. Vince goes on to say I choese to save this company because i believe it can be molded properly into a success. He says that he does have the power to make a few decisions regradin the wrestling side. his first decision is to strip all the old JWF Champions and declare new ones. He first declares The Miz the new JWF World Heavyweight Champion. Which brings on a chorus of boos. He Declares Sheamus JWF Intercontinental Champion. The boos continue. Vince annouces the JWF Tag Team Champions are Edge and Christian the crowd pop loudly. Evan Bourne is handed the JWF Hardcore Championship . Evan Chants roar throughout the arena. And the final championship the JWF Southern Heavyweight Championship went to Captain Armstrong The Crowd give a mixed reaction. Josh says that's fine but i will pick their opponents at Royal Rumble. Over the course of tonight 3 qualifying matches will take to determine The Miz's opponents for the Fatal-Four-Way Hell-In-A-Cell match. Josh announces C.M. Punk vs John Cena, Triple H vs Randy Orton, and a triple threat ladder match with a contract dangling for the final spot betwee A.J. Styles, Daniel Bryan, and RVD. The Crowd is going nuts.

Match 1 Winner qualifies JWF World Heavyweight Championship match at RR
John Cena Vs C.M. Punk

This was an amazing match to kick the show off with. These two go at it for a good 25 minutes. Early in the match Punk has control keeping Cena Beat down. About the middle of the match Cena turns things around and hits The Five-Knuckle Shuffle on Punk and attempts a pin butis only able to get a 2-countas Punk kicks out. Towards the end Punk has regained the momentum after Cena missed a Top rope leg drop. Punk gets Cena in postion for the Go To Sleep but Cena Counters and hoists Punk up for the FU however Punk takes advantage of the referee being out of place and hits Cena with a pair of Brass Knuckles nd then hides them before the referee catches on. Punk the hits the GTS on a woozy Cena to getthe 3 count. The crowd gives him major heat for cheating to win.
Winner: C.M. Punk

Segment 2

Dolph Ziggler enters GM Josh's office. He ask why he wasnt part of the qualifying matches. Josh replies that Ziggler hasn't earned it yet. Ziggler demands to be placed in the main event. Josh says No but you will get a match next week against JWF Intercontinental Champion Sheamus and if you win you'll become the #1 contender for His title. Ziggler leaves somewhat happy.

Match 2 Hardcore Rules Non-Title Match
JWF Hardcore Champion Evan Bourne vs Kane

Kane dominate much of the match brutalizing the young Hardcore Champion. Kane starts to get cocky towards the end of the match after putting Bourne though a table he makes a lazy cover which Bourne on Instinct alone Kicks out. Suddenly the lights go out and when the come back on Bourne is gone and The Undertaker is in his place. the Undertaker and Kane Brawl for while with he Undertaker Hitting Chokeslam and Tombstone Piledriver then the lights go out and when they come back on Bourne is laying on Kane for the pinfall.
Winner: JWF Hardcore Champion Evan Bourne

Segment 3
Promo for Royal Rumble

Match 3 Winner Qualifiesfor JWF World Heavyweight Championship match at RR
Triple H vs Randy Orton

Another great match as these two veterns give it their all. about the middle of the match we see Triple H building a head of steam hitting a Spinebuster and sets up or the Pedigree but Orton counters with a backdrop. Orton takes controls of the match and hits a Hangman's DDT but its not enough to keep Triple H from Kicking out. At the end of the match both men are spent as Orton attems a RKO but Triple H is able to push him off and Orton Bounces off the ropes into an Inverted Atomic Drop which is followed by a Pedigree for the pinfall
Winner: Triple H

Segment 4
Vince McMahon appear on the JumboTron and asks the Crowd if they are enjoying the show so far. The Crowd responds with a HELL YEAH! Vince announces a 20 man over the top rope battle royal. The winner gets a shot at the JWF World Heavyweight Champion at JWF Wrestlemania. He announces the #20 spot will go to the legend of WWE Wrestlemania The Undertaker.

Match 4 Singles Match Non-Title
JWF World Heavyweight Champion The Miz Vs Rey Mysterio

The Miz is cocky as ever since being named JWF World Heavyweight Champion. He insults the fans and the other wrestlers untile his opponent Rey Mysterio comes out to shut him up.
The match begins with Mysterio controling with his speed. advantage. Mysterio misses a high flying move and treaks his knee injuring it slightly. The Miz targets the Knee for much of the remainder of the match. At the end Rey attempts a comeback but is clearly bothered by the knee. He attempts a West Coast Pop but can't get airborne which The Miz takes advantage of and hits Skull Crushing Finale to secure the pinfall
Winner: JWF World Heavyweight Champion The Miz

Segment 5 The Cutting Edge/The Peep Show

Edge and Christian Have a blast hanging out with the crowd and quizing random fans and show video clips until they are called out by Beer Money Inc. James Storm says they better not get used to those Tag Team titles because the will soon be theirs. Edge says better teams the you two have tried to take titles from us before and very few ver succeeded. we are a legenary tag team. If you two want to add your name to that list of those we have beaten then by all means have at it. They jaw at each other until Josh comes out and say if you 4 want a piece of each other then settle it in the ring. This week it will be Edge vs Storm and next week it will be Christian vs Rhoode. now clear my ring because that match is now.

Match 5 Singles Match
JWF Tag Team Champion Edge w/ JWF Tag Team Champion Christian vs James Storm w/ Robert Rhoode
The match was pretty good with a quick pace controlled by Edge early on. Edge manages to hit the Spear but due to a distraction by Rhoode he is unable to captalize and Storm kicks out. At the end of the match Rhoode and Christian have started to brawl which distracts The referee to allow a Low Blow from Rhoode on Edge. He sets up for the Last Call but edge is able to counter into the Edgecator and Rhoode Taps out immediately
Winner: JWF Tag Team Champion Edge

Segment 6

Sheamus is being interviewed by Josh Matthews. He says It doesn't matter who he aces because he is the best there is here and he will defeat anyone that stands in his way. I am the Intercontinental Champion and I planon being for a long time to come. Suddenly out of nowhere a masked man attacks him and lays him out with a Super Kick.

Match 6 Triple Threat Main-Event Ladder Match for final spot in JWF World Heavyweight Championship Match at RR

Ths was an Epic 30 minute match that pushed JWF into overtime. Lots of innovation and extreme ladder action takes place throughout the match. at one point during the match RVD uses a 20 foot ladder to Five-Star Frog Splash on both Styles and Bryan who were laying on the announce table causing all three to crash through it. The three of them slowly raise to their feet and battle back into the ring to continue the match. Bryan knocks them both out of the ring and climbs the ladder to get the contract. he gets within reach of it when Jack Swagger suddenly storms he ring and pushes the ladder ove causing Bryan to crash to the floor. He the exposes the concrete floor and Gut-Wrench Powerbombs Bryan on to it. Meanwhile RVD and A.J. Styles have climbed the ladder and are duking it out at the top of it. RVD kicks Styles in the side of the head and pushes him off. He then hits Rolling Thunder Then climbs the ladder a retrieves the contract to secure his spot in the JWF World Heavyweight Championship match at RR.

Winner: RVD

Preview for next week:
The Hardys Debut in Tag Team Action
JWF Intercontinental Champion Sheamus vs Dolph Ziggler
Swagger Explains His Actions
And more

JWF Zulu Presents JWF Royal Rumble
JWF World Heavyweight Championship Match Fatal-Four-Way Hell-In-A-Cell
The Miz(c) vs C.M. Punk vs Triple H vs RVD
20 man Royal Rumble Match
#20 The Undertaker

I can't say or sure when the next episode will be posted. it took me over 3.5 hours to type this episode up on my phone i'll look into getting a flash drive before i post the next one.