WWE Big Brother: Entering the house

***A video package plays then we see outside the BB house where WWE fans far and wide have gathered to see this epic event. Outside of the house there is a staging area similar to a WWE event and a ramp which leads to a ring, where the fans are gathered round, which then has a ramp that leads to BB doors.***

Voice over man: WWE fans around the world please welcome your host…. DAVINA MCCALL!

*** Davina makes her way down the ramp and does an “Edge like” pyro moment which is taken in good spirit by the WWE fans.***

Davina: Hello WWE Universe! Tonight we are going to kick off the first ever WWE Big Brother! Now before we get started I’d like to tell you my history with wrestling. I myself was not a massive wrestling fan as a kid but around the mid 80’s I got swept away by HULKAMANIA!

***Gets a mixed reaction from the crowd***

Davina: Well after that my presenting duties got in the way a lot so I could never completely be that massive wrestling fan again however then the 90’s rolled around and the golden era of wrestling blew me away! With guys like Stone Cold and The Rock and then later Chris Jericho… Who Iam fully in love with... I fell back in love with wrestling that’s why it’s a huge honor to present this series of Big Brother…. However Iam not alone… Yes for the first time ever this series will have 2 presenters! Please welcome good ole Jim Ross… J.R!

***JR makes his way down to the ring to a huge reaction from the crowd. Obviously a great surprise for the WWE Universe***

JR: Good evening ladies and gentleman and what a sloberknocker weve got in store for you tonight. Tonight we will see all the contestants enter the house for the first time so without further ado please welcome the first contestant on WWE Big Brother…

Yoshi Tatsu!

***Yoshi Tatsu makes his way to the ring to a good pop from the crowd. As he gets on the apron an arm pulls him down from under the ring. It’s CM Punk. Punk grabs Tatsu and throws him into the metal barriers then hits him with the go to sleep but sends his back into the ring post. Punk rolls into the ring…***

Punk: Hello Davina…

***Punk then marches up the second ramp and into the Big Brother house, taking Yoshi Tatsu’s place***

Davina: What the… Is this how this is going to be?

JR: No Davina Iam sure it wont happen again.

***Laycool’s music hits as they make there way down to the ring.***

JR: Maybe I spoke too soon.

Michelle: Hellloooo Davina may I say you look lovely tonight…

Davina: Well thank…

Laycool: Real talk.

Layla: I know what you mean I hate that dress
Michelle: Yeah she looks more like a trouser lady

Layla: Unlike us cause we are…

Laycool: Flawless!

***Laycool then make there way into the house***

Davina: Well that was interesting.

JR: Defiantly. Well Davina I am sure as a 90’s WWF fan your going to enjoy this next pairing… It’s the charismatic brothers…. EDGE AND CHRISTIAN!

***The 90’s style music plays as E&C make there way through the crowd to the biggest pop of the night***

Edge: That was just for you Davina

Davina: OMG its Edge and Christian!!!!!

E&C: OMG its Davina McCall!!!

JR: So guys have you got a game plan Big Brother.

Christian: Well Jimmy were just gunna go in there and have some fun but also I am here to show my peeps that Christian is ready for anything.

Davina: What about you Edge…

Edge: Well exactly the same as Christian because recently with being on different shows over the last few years fans are starting to believe that we arnt the same Cool, hip, extravagances we were before but now were back together were going to make the most of it.

Christian: Starting with…

Edge: For the benefit of those with flash photography….

Christian: Edge and Christian will now pose for 5 seconds only!

***They do the 5 second pose with funny aspects and faces before making there way to the house***

Davina: OMG I have like the biggest crush on Edge do you think he noticed?
JR: Wait I thought you like Jericho?

Davina: Shusssh he’s not here though

JR: Well okay… Next up is Hornswoggle!

***Horny runs down to the ring slides in and slides straight under Davina’s skirt for a huge chant from the audience. Swoggle then runs straight into the house.

Davina: Moving swiftly on…

***JR is in hysterics***

JR: Nee..Neee….Next up is Trish Stratus!

***The legendary diva makes her way down to the ring to a nice pop from the crowd***

Trish: What’s up Stanford!

***Big Cheer from the crowd***

Davina: So Trish. Are you looking forward to going into the house?

Trish: Defiantly Davina I’ve watched all the series of Big Brother from the beginning for both the UK and USA versions so I am really looking forward to going in there and spending time with a few people I haven’t seen in a while and making some new diva friends.

JR: Well we wish you well in there Trish and would you now like to make your way up to the Big Brother house.

***Trish walks up to a huge “Trish to win” chant and enters the doors to the house***

JR: Well Davina looks like were going to have to move on fast now to fit everybody in so let’s bring out WWE Diva’s Beth Phoenix and Melina!

***The two friends make there way down to the ring***

Davina: So girls do you think you’ll beable to put up with each other for all this time within the house?

Beth: Yeah defiantly because we’ve been friends since we started in WWE and…

Melina: Some last a lot longer than others anyway…

***awkward silence***

Davina: Well girls make your way up to the house.

***The girls walk up talking but we cant here them***

JR: Well you handled that well ***Laughs***

Davina: Well I can’t help it if…

***The Miz’s theme tune kicks in and the awesome one makes his way down to the ring***

JR: So Miz what’s…

Miz: Shut up fat boy and go eat some more barbeque sauce at your ***Funny voice*** Slobber knocker of a house.

I am not here to answer your questions; I am not here to make friends. I am here to win WWE big brother. Cos I am the Miz and Iaaaaaaaaaaaaammmm AWESOOOOOOMMMME!

***Miz then makes his way up to the doors and enters***

***Davina looks at JR***

JR: Don’t even say it

Davina: Well moving on we’ve got 2 superstars left. Next up is.... Omg!

***Suddenly the rings corners explode with fire as Kane makes his way down to the ring, he gets in the ring and does his signature pose before walking to the doors.***

JR: I tell ya Davina the other stars in there do not wanna get on the wrong side of Kane!

Davina: Yeah I know I remember when he buried his brother alive back in the attitude era; it was something we will never see again.

JR: eeerm Davina…

Davina: What?

JR: Never mind… Lets bring out our final contestant… The Doctor of Thuganomics… John Cena!

***Cena makes his way down to the ring to the biggest reaction of the night. It’s a mixed reaction but a big one at that***

Davina: It’s John Cena everybody!

***A “lets go Cena…Cena sucks” chant fills the fans outside the Big Brother house***

John Cena: I had a feeling id get this kind of reaction and to be honest that’s the main reason I came on the show… To show you that I defiantly do not suck!

***Cena gets more of a good reaction now before getting a cheeky smile…***

Cena: Unlike a certain Hollywood actor we all know.

***Cena walks up to the house to another bad/mixed reaction***

Davina: Well JR Cena must be very confident in his younger fans if he’s backfiring at his haters like that… Does he relise this is a fan vote competition?

JR: I really don’t know Davina but it looks like were out of time. Tune in next week to see what happens in the next 7 days and there first reactions inside the house.

Davina: Thanks for watching!