Saturday Night Live October 20, 2012

Saturday Night Live opens with “The Insane One” Razor and “The LLWE Kid” Bryce Lewis standing in the middle of the ring wearing back shirts with the letters XMN in white written on the front and the words Xtreme Madness Nation, written on the back also in white. Razor has a microphone in hand.

Razor: Scott, Rex you thought that you could mess with me or Little Bird and get away with it? Guess what now that my best friend, no my brother Bryce Lewis is back in LLWE. We are going to make you pay for going after Little Bird and bring my Crazy sister Rachel into Saturday Night Live.

Razor looks to be about to say more, but he is interrupted when the music of Crazy Grey(Rex Crazy and Scott Grey) plays and they make their way out. They are being accompanied by Razor’s “Crazy” sister Rachel. Rex Crazy has a microphone.

Rex Crazy: Oh good you went and got…. *Rachel suddenly takes the microphone from Rex Crazy*

Rachel: Yeah, Bryce I haven’t seen you in years. How are you? I’m good except for the fact that you let Razor have me put in a mental institution despite being my boyfriend. But I’m over that, Bryce did you know that your real brother Raymond is a Saturday Night Live wrestler now? Why don’t you go to the backstage area and reform Xtreme Madness Nation with him and leave my brother to the tender care of my new friends, Rex and Scott.

Bryce Lewis is looking on during all of this, but when she is finished talking he takes the microphone from Razor: Look Rachel, I don’t have anything against you. But you need to get over what happened between you and Razor and whatever we had. Because what we did was for your benefit, what would Razor gain from being put in a mental institute. He has on multiple times reassured me that he is not crazy….

Rachel interrupts: And you believe him, he goes around acting like a childhood friend of his is telling him things, he has been walking around talking to a mannequin and did you see a few weeks ago he actually kissed the mannequin. Razor needs help and as his best friend you need to help him.

Bryce Lewis: And how is your method going to help him? *Bryce Lewis sounds mad*

Rachel: He needs to see that Little Bird is not real, but I see you won’t make him get the help he needs on your own. How about we make a deal? The pay per view No Escape is less then two weeks away, how about you two team up as the Xtreme Madness Nation and face off with my friends Crazy Grey, if you win we will back off and you will not hear from us again, but if you lose. You will agree to have Razor put in the mental institution and et the help that he needs!

Razor takes the microphone from Bryce Lewis who looked like he was going to turn down the stipulation.: Your on Rachel, but lets twist the if Crazy Grey loses part, if they lose you will go back to the mental institution that they took you from and you will never leave there again.

Commercial Break

World Tag Team Championship: The Warriors© w/Warrior Power vs. Luchadore Express w/Escarlata.

The challengers for the World Tag Team titles make their way to the ring being accompanied by the Light Heavyweight Champion Escarlata. Luchadore Express, Guerrero Sobre Dolor and Abnegicion make their way to the ring being booed loudly by the fans. Guerrero Sobre Dolor has a microphone.

Guerrero Sobre Dolor: We have the greatest opportunity of any wrestling stable in the history of LLWE. We are just moments away from becoming the first trio in this companies history to hold the World Tag Team titles and the Light Heavyweight Championship. When we win the World Tag Team Championship belts we will show the fans and the so-called masked Luchadore in Candy International why we are the greatest wrestling stable!

The World Tag Team Champions, The Warriors make their way to ringside the fans clearly on their side going into this match. Warrior Power will not be competing in this match instead he will be at ringside while Warrior High and Warrior Hardcore will be defending the World Tag Team titles against Luchadore Express.

Guerrero Sobre Dolor gets the advantage early on taking Warrior High down with a hurricanrana followed up with two hard boots to Warrior High’s face. Guerrero Sobre lands a springboard moon sault on Warrior High and goes for the pin, but Warrior High kicks out easily before even a 1 count. Guerrero Sobre hits Warrior High with a high dropkick and follows that up with a stiff boot to Warrior High’s spine. Guerrero Sobre climbs to the ring apron on the outside of the ropes and when Warrior High gets to his feet Guerrero Sobre goes for a flying forearm, but Warrior High moves out of the way, he follows that up by hitting Guerrero Sobre with a spin out power bomb. He goes for the pin, but Abnegicion hits him with a hard boot to his temple.

Warrior Hardcore flies over the top rope and takes Abnegicion down with a boot to the face. Warrior Hardcore picks Abnegicion up and drops him onto the mat with a modified fisherman suplex. He turns around and gets hit with a big boot to the face from Guerrero Sobre. He turns around and manages to reverse an attempted belly to belly into a gut wrench power bomb, he follows that up by climbing to the top rope and hitting a 360 degree moon sault. 1, 2, 3/

Here are your winners and the new World Tag Team Champions, Guerrero Sobre Dolor and Abnegicion, Luchadore Express. After the match Guerrero Sobre Dolor grabs a microphone.

Guerrero Sobre Dolor: Tonight we, the Luchadore Express proved why we are the greatest stable in the history of this company. We are the new World Tag Team Champions. We are the Tag Team Champions. So I am demanding now that General Manager Mike Michelson cancel the 6 Man tag team match scheduled for No Escape, the match that we have against Candy International. We have nothing left to prove against Candy International.

He is interrupted mid sentence by the General Manager of Saturday Night Live, Mike Michelson.: Guerrero, you and the other members of Luchadore Express will be competing in the 6 Man Tag team match against Candy International, and you will be putting up both the World Tag Team Titles and the Light Heavyweight Championship against Candy Man, British Kid and Sacraficia all three members of Candy International.

The GM leaves and heads back to the backstage area as the Luchadore Express members are having a fit in the ring over having to put their titles on the line at No Escape.

Commercial Break

#1 Contenders match for the World Heavyweight Championship: Raymond Lewis vs. Adulf Lutz
“The Founder of LLWE” Raymond Lewis makes his way to the ring with the fans wildly cheering him on. Raymond Lewis high fives the hands of many of the fans at ring side.

His opponent Adulf Lutz makes his way to the ring, the fans booing loudly as they are vocally showing their displeasure at Adulf Lutz getting a chance at a match for the World Heavyweight Championship at No Escape.

Raymond Lewis hits Adulf Lutz with a hard knee to his midsection and follows that up with a European uppercut. Raymond Lewis Irish whips Adulf Lutz into the turnbuckle and follows that up by hitting Adulf Lutz with a big boot. Raymond Lewis lifts Adulf Lutz up onto the top turnbuckle, Adulf Lutz facing toward the ring post, Raymond Lewis climbs to the top rope and drops him onto the back of his head with a back suplex from the top rope. Raymond Lewis pulls himself back onto the top rope and after making the XMN sign with his right hand tries to land a moon sault, but Adulf Lutz puts his knees up driving them into Raymond Lewis’ midsection. He then rolls Raymond Lewis up. 1, 2, 3.

Here is your winner and the new #1 contender for the World Heavyweight Championship, Adulf Lutz.

No Escape PPV Match Card(Matches could change)
1. LLWE Championship: Nick Air© vs. Rad Schord vs. Jacob Tylers
2. LLWE Tag Team Championship: Fear Factor© vs. The Evan Brothers
3. LLWE Divas Championship: Jenna Marie© w/Beth Helms vs. Kaitlyn Doumit
4. Steel Cage Match: Kurt Norway vs. Mike Montana
5. World Heavyweight Championship: Lez Gold© vs. Adulf Lutz
6. Winners Take All: Luchadore Express© vs. Candy International
7. Candy Girl vs. Rachel
8. If Crazy Grey loses Rachel will be institutionalized, if Extreme Madness Nation loses then Razor will be institutionalized: Crazy Grey w/Rachel vs. Extreme Madness Nation