Saturday Night Live October 27, 2012

Saturday Night Live on October 27, 2012 begins with the World Heavyweight Champion Lez Gold making his way to the ring. Carrying a guitar slung across his back with the World Heavyweight Championship belt hanging on hi belt. Lez Gold climbs into the ring with the fans booing him loudly.

Lez Gold: Let me hear you make some noise. *He says and points out to the fans who reply by booing loudly, he answers that by spinning the guitar around and playing a few notes*: November 11, I will defend my title against the uncool, unrocker Adulf Lutz. I’m going to beat him so bad that I he will think that he has been t a Mosh Pit.

Adulf Lutz’ music plays and Adulf Lutz makes his way out of the entrance way He has a microphone in his hand: Lez Gold, I know music, and this Southern Rock music that you claim to play is as close to music as Rap is to classic music. If that was too hard for you or the fans to understand. It means that Southern Rock isn’t music just like Rap is Crap.

Lez Gold: Adulf Lutz, I’m challenging you to a Pick your Poison match. I will pick your opponent for tonight and next week you pick the opponent that I will face. *Adulf Lutz nods his head and waits for Lez Gold to pick*: Your opponent for your match tonight is …… *He climbs out of the ring and as he is walking up the ramp, Warrior Power’s music plays and the 7 footer makes his way to the ring*

Pick Your Poison Match: Adulf Lutz vs. Warrior Power
Adulf Lutz tries to get the advantage over Warrior Power before he can get into the ring, but Warrior Power blocks the big boot attempt and hits him with a chop to the top of his head sending him falling backwards into the ring. Warrior Power climbs into the ring over the top rope and hits Adulf Lutz with a hard boot to his midsection and drops him to the mat with a hard scoop slam. He goes for the pin, but Adulf Lutz easily kicks out.

Warrior Power picks Adulf Lutz up Irish whips him into the ring corner, he goes for a big splash, but Adulf Lutz moves out of the way. Warrior Power crashes into the top turnbuckle chest first, he is then caught with a low drop kick to the back of his knee. Adulf Lutz follows that up by dropping Warrior Power onto the top of his head with a spike DDT. Adulf Lutz tries to pick Warrior Power up, but gets pushed away, and then hit with a big chop. Warrior Power climbs to the top ropes, but Adulf Lutz causes Warrior Power to be crotched when he hit’s the ropes causing Warrior Power to lose his balance. Adulf Lutz picks Warrior Power on his shoulders long enough to hit him with the LutzDriver. 1, 2, 3.

Here is your winner Adulf Lutz. After the match Adulf Lutz celebrates his win over Warrior Power, the referee raises his hand until Lez Gold makes his way into the ring and smashes a guitar over Adulf Lutz’ head.

Backstage Segment
Candy International, Candy Man and British Kid, are making their way to the ringside area for their tag team match.

Commercial Break

Candy International vs. Law & Guilt
Jacob Law and Tyler Guilt are already in the ring waiting for Candy International t make their way to the ring. The fans are cheering for Candy International as they are making their way for the tag match.

Candy Man and Jacob Law start the match off against each other with Candy Man hitting Jacob Law with an arm toss followed up with a hip toss. Candy Man springboards off of the ropes and hits Jacob Law with a dropkick taking Jacob Law to the mat. Candy Man picks Jacob Law up Irish whipping him into the corner and goes to hit him with a cross body, but Jacob Law moves out of the way and Candy Man cross body’s the turnbuckle. Jacob Law takes advantage of that by hitting Candy Man with an over the head belly to back suplex. Jacob Law picks Candy Man up and power bombs him into the ring corner. He then tags Tyler Guilt into the match.

Tyler Guilt picks Candy Man up and goes to power bomb Candy Man onto the ring ropes, but Candy Man lands a successful hurricanrana throwing Tyler Guilt face first onto the middle rope. Candy Man hit’s the ropes and hits Tyler Guilt with a drop kick to his midsection following that up by hitting him with a jaw breaker. Candy man tags British Kid into the match.

British Kid waits for Tyler Guilt to turn around and hits him with a belly to belly suplex, he follows that by hitting him with multiple German suplexes dropping him onto the back of his head four times. British Kid follows that up locking him in a modified cross face. Candy Man stops Jacob Law from getting involved in the match and Tyler Guilt taps out.

Here are your winners, Candy Man and British Kid, Candy International. After the match is over Luchadore Express runs down to the ring and all three members of Luchadore Express are attacking Candy Man and British Kid until Sacraficia runs down to the ring with a steel chair in hand.

Backstage Segment
Candy Girl is walking around backstage walking toward the Candy International locker room when Rachel attacks her from behind hitting her in the back of her knee.

Rachel: Candy Girl, you want to get involved in my business. I will end your career at No Escape and show you why no one messes with me, and why you shouldn’t get in between a sister and her brother.

Commercial Break

Non Title Match: Le Gold vs. Bryce Lewis w/Razor
“The LLWE Kid” Bryce Lewis ½ of the Xtreme Madness Nation makes his way to the ring being accompanied by “The Insane One” Razor. The fans are cheering them on chanting “XMN, XMN, XMN”

The World Heavyweight Champion “The Southern Rock Star” Lez Gold makes his way to the ring with the World Heavyweight Championship around his waist and a guitar strung on his back. The fans are booing him loudly.

Lez Gold and Bryce Lewis lock up in the middle of the ring with Bryce Lewis hitting Lez Gold with a hard chop to his chest. Bryce Lewis Irish whips him into the ropes and follows that up with a hard Ric Flair type chop to his chest knocking Lez Gold down to the mat. Bryce Lewis picks Lez Gold and drops him onto his back with a belly to back suplex. Bryce Lewis hit’s the ropes and drops a knee across Lez Gold’s face. He goes for the pin, but only gets a 2 count.

Bryce Lewis goes to hit Lez Gold with a clothesline, but Lez Gold turns it around dropping Bryce Lewis onto the mat with a neck breaker. Lez Gold waits for Bryce Lewis to get to his feet before hitting him with a high knee that is followed up with a swinging neck breaker. Lez Gold puts Bryce Lewis in a side head lock, putting pressure on Bryce Lewis’ neck causing him to have to get to the bottom rope in order to force a break of the hold.

The referee forces the break of the hold and Bryce Lewis manages to get the advantage back by dropping Lez Gold with a jaw breaker and then a face buster. Bryce Lewis is going to hit Lez Gold with the Rising Phoenix, but the music for Cray Grey distracts him long enough for Lez Gold to hit him with a hard boot to his knee followed by the Golden Record. 1, 2, 3.

Here is your winner the World Heavyweight Champion Lez Gold. Lez Gold leaves the ring celebrating his win over Bryce Lewis. Razor is checking on Bryce Lewis and Crazy Grey, Rex Crazy and Scott Grey, enter the ring from the crowed attacking Razor from behind. They beat Razor and Bryce Lewis down. Rex Crazy signals to the back, and Rachel makes her way to ringside.

Rachel climbs into the ring and motions for Rex Crazy and Scott Grey to pick Razor up. Rachel says something to Razor as the show comes to an end.