Saturday Night Live October 6,2012

Saturday Night Live starts off with a video of early tonight, shot of Rex Crazy pushing a wheel chair bound woman into the arena, a woman wearing a bird shaped mask.

Light Heavyweight Championship(Semi Finals Match): Guerrero Sobre Dolor vs. Sacraficia

Sacraficia the masked Roman makes his way to the ring with the fans on their feet cheering loudly for him. He hands out copies of his masks to fans at ringside.

His opponent representing Luchadore Express, Guerrero Sobre Dolor, makes his way to the ring to the displeasure of the fans, he takes one of the Sacraficia masks and proceeds to rip it. He climbs into the ring.

Commercial Break

Sacraficia Irish whips Guerrero Sobre Dolor into the ropes, when he hit’s the ropes he springboards off taking Sacraficia down with a cross body. Guerrero Sobre Dolor follows that up by hitting Sacraficia with a series of kicks to his chest finishing them up with a hard kick to the side of his head, he then springs of the middle ring rope with a moon sault, and goes for the pin but only gets a 2 count.

Guerrero Sobre Dolor takes Sacraficia down with a head scissors and following up goes for a quick springboard senton, but Sacraficia gets his knees up. Sacraficia picks Guerrero Sobre Dolor up and after Irish whipping him into the turnbuckle, hits him with a monkey flip, flipping him over head and onto his back. Sacraficia climbs to the top rope and hits Guerrero Sobre with a 450 splash. But Guerrero Sobre kicks out after a 2 count only.

Sacraficia goes for the 450 splash again, but Guerrero Sobre moves out of the way, and when Sacraficia gets to his feet. He hits him in the ribs and goes for something, but the music of The British Kid begins playing, he pushes Sacraficia away and looks up at the entrance way, and while he is distracted Sacraficia rolls him up, 1, 2, 3.

Here is your winner and advancing to the Light Heavyweight Championship Finals, Sacraficia.

After the match Sacraficia rolls out of the ring, Guerrero Sobre Dolor angry at the match result is arguing with the referee.

Backstage Segment

Rex Crazy is seen backstage in the Crazy Grey locker room with the woman in the wheel chair. Her back is to the camera, but it is clearly Little Bird that is with Rex Crazy.

Rex Crazy: Little Bird I’m glad that we could have this talk, so now that I understand your relationship with Razor will you accompany me to ringside, I’m sure the fans would like to hear what you said t me.

Commercial Break

Office of the General Manager of Saturday Night Live: Mike Michelson

Guerrero Sober Dolor, Escarlata and the mystery masked wrestler now revealed to be Abnegation, are seen walking into the General Manager’s office.

Guerrero Sobre Dolor: Michelson, did you see what happened out there during my match? I want something to be done about what British Kid did.

GM Michelson shakes his head : British Kid did not get physically involved in your match with Sacraficia, but if you want a match with British Kid, then I will give you a tag match at Retribution. You and your friend here, Abnegicion will team up to face British Kid and the man that you attacked last week, Candy Man.

Escarlata closes the door as the conversation begins to get more heated.

Backstage Segment

A black car pull up to the parking lot, and the World Heavyweight Champion, “The Insane One” Razor gets out of the car. A LLWE Camera Man walks up to Razor.

Camera Man: Mr. Razor, did you hear that Rex Crazy was seen with Little Bird?

Razor has a weird expression on his face: What do you mean that Rex Crazy was seen with Little Bird? Little Bird is in my locker room. She told me that she would be there and she does not lie, nor is she ever wrong.

Camera Man: Mr. Razor, Little Bird was seen being pushed in a wheel chair by Rex Crazy and even seen talking wit him in the Crazy Grey locker room.

Razor with his championship belt walks into the building and heads to his locker room.

Non-Title: Law & Guilt vs. The Warrior(High and Hardcore)

Law & Guilt(Jacob Law and Tyler Guilt) walk down to the ring first out of respect for the current World Tag Team Champions. Jacob Law is handed a microphone.

Jacob Law: Tonight is the debut of Law & Guilt on Saturday Night Live, since the brands were separated. Tonight we will defeat the World Tag Team Champions, Warriors, we will judge your worth as World Tag Team Champions and you will be judged…. *He hands the microphone to Tyler Guilt*

Tyler Guilt:…. Guilty!

Tyler Guilt hands the microphone to one of the ring personal as the World Tag Team Champions, The Warriors(High and Hardcore) make their way to the ring for their non title match against Law & Guilt.

Warrior High and Jacob Law start the match off with High getting the match started taking Jacob Law down with a hip toss, followed up with an arm bar. High has the arm bar locked in tight and keeping the arm bar locked in, he gets Jacob law to his feet and tags Hardcore into the match. Hardcore enters the ring jumping over the ropes and dropping a double axe handle on Jacob Law’s arm.

Hardcore grabs Jacob Law’s arm and twisting it snaps his arm, he follows that by taking him down with a snap nare. Hardcore follows the snap nare by hitting Jacob Law with a neck breaker. Hardcore then waiting for Jacob Law to get to his feet he goes for a brain buster suplex, but Tyler Guilt gets into the ring and hits Hardcore from behind with a chop block to his leg. Jacob Law takes advantage of this by dropping Hardcore onto his head with a spike DDT. But because the referee is busy getting Tyler Guilt to leave the ring.

Jacob law is trying to get the pin, but High jumps over the ropes and lands a leg drop across the back of Jacob Law’s neck. High turns Jacob Law over and moves Hardcore on top of him, he then knocks Tyler Guilt to the outside of the ring with a cross body. The referee turns around and seeing the pin attempt, begins the count. 1, 2, 3.

Here are your winner, the World Tag Team Champions, the team of Warrior High and Warrior Hardcore, The Warriors.

Commercial Break

Backstage Segment

The World Champion, Razor is seen leaving his locker room and he is looking around him: Little Bird, Hey Little Bird, where are you Little Bird.

Razor I walking around the backstage area looking for Little Bird.

British Kid w/Candy Man and Candy Girl vs. Abnegicion w/Escarlata and Guerrero Sobre Dolor

The British Kid walks down to the ring being accompanied by Candy Man and Candy Man’s girlfriend Candy Girl. They are being cheered loudly by the fans, who are chanting “TBK, TBK, TBK”

Abnegicion walks down to the ring for his debut match being accompanied by his stable mates in Luchadore Express, Escarlata and Guerrero Sobre Dolor. The fans are booing them after the weeks of Luchadore Express attacking Candy Man and British Kid.

British Kid and Abnegicion lock up in the ring, with British Kid getting the advantage side stepping a dropkick attempt, he follows that up by hitting Abnegicion with a release over head German suplex. He drops Abnegicion onto the back of his head, British Kid picks Abnegicion up and Irish whips him into the ring corner, he goes a drop kick in the corner. But Abnegicion moves out of the way and British Kid ends up crashing and burning in the corner the back of his head landing hard on the mat. When British Kid gets to his feet, Abnegicion springs off of the ropes and catching British Kid drops him onto the back of his head with a Dragon DDT(reverse DDT).

Abnegicion goes for the pin, but only gets a 2 count out of the attempt. Abnegicion climbs to the outside of the ring and jumps over catching British Kid with a flying cross body, but British Kid rolls through and getting to his feet. He throws him over his head, dropping Abnegicion back first onto the mat. British Kid waits for Abnegicion to get to his feet and hits him with a German Suplex, keeping his fingers locked together. He begins hitting multiple German suplexes dropping Abnegicion onto the back of his repeatedly. He then drops Abnegicion onto the back of his head one more time with a bridging German suplex. 1, 2, Guerrero Sobre Dolor and Escarlata interrupt the pinfall attacking British Kid.

The referee signals for the bell, signaling a disqualification.

Here is your winner by disqualification, The British Kid.

After the match the assault on British Kid continues, until Candy Man climbs into the ring and tries to make the sides a little more even, but even with 2 against 3. The numbers are too much for them and the beat down continues, until the other masked marvel of Saturday Night Live, Sacraficia runs down to the ring forcing Luchadore Express to flee the ring and exit the crowed through the crowed.

Backstage Area

Rex Crazy is seen in the backstage area pushing Little Bird still in the wheel chair to the ring side area for his match against the World Champion, Razor.

Commercial break

Non-Title: Razor vs. Rex Crazy w/Little Bird?

Rex Crazy walks down to the ring pushing Little Bird down to the ring in the wheel chair, the fans are booing them loudly. Razor parks Little Bird’s wheel chair near the ring and climbs in.

The World Heavyweight Champion, “The Insane One” Razor walks down to the ring, he has a confused expression on his face as he sees Little Bird near the ring. The fans are cheering for Razor as he enters the arena. He climbs into the ring and puts the title belt on the ring steps.

Razor and Rex Crazy lock up in the ring with Razor hitting Rex Crazy with a hard knee to his ribs and when he doubles over he hits him with a hard elbow to his spine. Razor then hitting the ropes drops a knee across Rex Crazy’s chest, he pulls Rex Crazy to the ring ropes, and placing Rex Crazy neck first on the bottom ring rope, he stands on Rex Crazy’s back. He then uses the top rope to put pressure on Rex Crazy’s neck, but he breaks the illegal manuavre before the referee reaches the 5 count. Razor Irish whips Rex Crazy into the ring corner taking out the referee at the same time.

Razor picks Rex Crazy up and throws him shoulder first into the ring post, he then hits Rex Crazy with the Razor’s Edge. Before he goes for the pin, Little Bird gets to her feet and climbs onto the ring apron. Razor walks up to her a confused look on his face. Little Bird shows Razor a small bag in her hands and when Razor cocks his head to the side, Little Bird throws a powder in his face that was in the small bag. Little Bird climbs off of the apron and sits back on the wheel chair.

Razor blinded by the powder stumbles backwards, and gets hit by Rex Crazy finishing move the Crazy-Plex. 1, 2, 3.

Here is your winner, Rex Crazy.

After the match Rex Crazy motions for Little Bird to climb into the ring. He throws the World Champion out of the ring and is handed a microphone.

Rex Crazy: Razor, you’re the World Champion right? But we were able to trick you so easily. You see this is not the real Little Bird, the real Little Bird is in the Hospital. She is in a Coma, didn’t I tell you fans that already, didn’t I tell you that already Razor?

*He says something to ‘Little Bird’ and she pulls her mask off. When she does it is revealed that she has blond hair and a very pretty face, she has dark green eyes. Rex Crazy hands the microphone to the now former ‘Little Bird’*

She is laughing sort of crazily as she is handed the microphone, she runs her hand through her hair: Razor, Razor, remember me The sister that you put in the place with white padded rooms. You put me there saying that I was crazy, but look at you. You are talking to a life size doll, think about it. You are the crazy one, not me. I’m not crazy/ *She begins laughing loudly*: Rex Crazy and Scott Grey came to me and told me how they want to help you with your problem, you need to accept the truth that you need to get help , you are crazy.