Saturday Night Live (Tape Delay)

Saturday Night Live starts off with the former LLWE World Tag Team Champions, Crazy Grey, Rex Crazy and Scott Grey in the middle of the ring. Rex Crazy has a microphone in hand and the fans are booing them loudly.

Rex Crazy: Razor, we told the LLWE fans that we would tell the World who Little Bird is, but I feel that you should give you a chance to come out here and tell them yourself. So unless you really want us to tell them. After all it is your secret right Razor?

Crazy Grey stands in the middle of the ring waiting on the LLWE World Heavyweight Champion, “The Insane One” Razor to make his way to the ringside area, but even though his music plays, Razor is not coming out.

Rex Crazy walks over to Scott Grey, they are talking about something. Rex Crazy walks away from Scott Grey.

Rex Crazy: Razor since you won’t come out here and get the help that you need, I will be the one to tell the fans the truth about Little Bird. But first of all if the fans really want to know who Little Bird is, they will show us that they do.

The fans fall silent, Rex Crazy smirks at the camera: see the fans want to know your little secret Razor. The truth about Little Bird is ……

But before he can finish what he is saying his microphone goes silent and “The Insane One” Razor’s music begins playing as the World Champion runs down to the ring. When he gets to the ring he begins attacking Rex Crazy taking him down and begin punching him hard in the face. But since both members f Crazy Grey are in the ring, Scott Grey hits Razor hard in the side of his head with a swift kick.

Helping Rex Crazy to his feet, Scott Grey and Rex Crazy begin stomping on the World Champion. Scott Grey forces Razor up onto his knees, he then pulls his arms behind his back and holding his arms behind his back. He makes Razor easy sport for Rex Crazy who begins to beat the World Champion, but luckily for “The Insane One” The Warriors run down to the ring and clear house, knocking Rex Crazy and Scott Grey to the outside of the ring.

Warrior High grabs a microphone from one of the people at ringside.: Crazy, Grey. You want to come out here and expose Razor’s secret? You want to attack someone two on one, how about you try and attack us? Come on Crazy Grey bring it one you no good cowards!

It looks like Crazy Grey is going to take the bait, but Rex Crazy shakes his head and him and Scott Grey walk to the backstage area. As they are leaving Rex Crazy says to one of the camera men on the ramp: This isn’t over yet Razor. We will reveal your secret to the LLWE Fans.

Commercial Break

Backstage Area

“The Insane One” World Heavyweight Champion, Razor is in his locker room a woman is sitting in a chair across from him, her back to the door.

Razor: Little Bird don’t worry I won’t let them tell the fans our secret. *He stops talking and appears to be listening to something*: Don’t be silly Little Bird you look beautiful today. *The last image of the segment is of Razor leaning forward and kissing Little Bird.*

Commercial Break

The General Manager of Saturday Night Live is in the ring, he is holding a black bag in one hand and has a headset on his head.

GM of SNL: Ladies and Gentlemen of all ages tonight you will see four of the most exciting wrestlers in the history of LLWE compete against each other in a tournament of sorts. There will be two Semi Finals matches tonight with the two winners going on to face each other at the next LLWE PPV.

*The fans are exciting over the prospect of seeing two Semi Finals matches*

GM of SNL: But you might be asking why is the GM of the A-Show of LLWE calling for a tournament. That is to crown the first ever LLWE Light Heavyweight Champion. * He reaches into the black bag and pulls out the new LLWE Light Heavyweight Championship belt*: The four men will be competing for the right to be called the first ever Light Heavyweight Champion in history. The four wrestlers who will be competing for this right are, Candy Man. *The fans cheer loudly for the masked wrestler as he walks out onto the stage.* Guerrero Sobre Dolor *The fans are les then friendly with one of the new masked wrestlers as he walks out with the Mexican Flag draped over his shoulder* Escarlata *The fans are once again not very friendly as the scarlet masked new comer walks out onto the stage.* And last, but not least Sacrificial *The crowed shows some enthusiasm as the new masked Latin speaking wrestler walks out onto the stage and takes his spot* :The first match in the tournament will be taking place next and it will be between Candy Man and Escarlata.

Commercial Break

Candy Man vs. Escarlata w/Guerrero Sobre Dolor

The match gets off to a fast pace with Candy Man taking Escarlata down to the mat with a head scissors. He hit’s the ropes and goes for a running shooting star, but Escarlata rolls out of the way and when Candy man gets to his knees he gets met with a low drop kick to his jaw. Escarlata goes for the pin, but Candy Man easily gets his shoulder up.

When Candy Man get to his feet he gets hit with a hip toss. Escarlata follows that up by spring boarding off of the ropes and landing a moon sault, but Candy Man got his knees up driving them into Escarlata’s ribs. Candy Man gets to his feet and hits Escarlata with a swift kick to the back of hi head which he follows up with a standing shooting star press. He goes for the pin, but only gets a 2 count out of the exchange.

The fans boo as Guerrero Sobre Dolor climbs onto the ring apron with a microphone in one of his hands.

Guerrero Sobre Dolor:

Candy Man no tienes derecho a usar esa máscara que tienes en. Eres una vergüenza para el legado orgulloso y respetada del estilo de Lucha Libre de lucha enmascarada. Despegue de esa máscara derecho ahora Candy Man.

While the referee I distracted by Guerrero Sobre Dolor. A masked wrestler climbs into the ring and hits Candy Man from behind, it’s unclear what he hit him with, but whatever it was caused Candy Man to stumble forward. The mystery masked wrestler leaves the ring quickly, and Guerrero Sobre Dolor seeing that the damage was done gets off of the ring apron. Escarlata Irish whips Candy Man into the ring corner and lifting him onto the top turnbuckle hits him with the Scarlet Driver(T-Bone suplex from the top rope.) He goes for the win and easily gets the 3 count.

Here is your winner and advancing to the Finals of the Light Heavyweight Championship tournament, Escarlata.

Backstage Area

One of the backstage camera men catches Crazy Grey on their way to the ring for their rematch for the World Tag Team Titles.

Camera Man: Rex Crazy, Scott Grey. Why are you threatening to reveal who Little Bird really is?

Rex Crazy stops walking and look into the camera.: Because Razor needs help, and the only ay to get help is to admit that you have a problem. Razor’s problem I Little Bird’s secret, so we will force him to either reveal her secret or we will force him to accept the truth for himself. Either way he will get the help he needs!

Rex Crazy motions to Scott Grey and they begin moving towards the ring ramp again.

Commercial Break

LLWE World Tag Team Championship: The Warriors© vs. Crazy Grey

The former World Tag Team Champions, Crazy Grey make their way to the ring with the fans booing them heavily. But they do not seem to be effected by the boos as they have smirks on their faces as they walk to the ring. Rex Crazy grabs a microphone from one of the people around the ring.

Rex Crazy: Tonight we will win the World Tag Team titles back from the people that call themselves Warriors, but had help from “The Insane One” to beat us and win the titles. But even if we lose tonight we will be revealing Little Bird’s secret to the whole World.

The new World Tag Team Champions, The Warriors(High and Power) make their way to the ring the tag titles being carried by their stable mate Warrior Hardcore. The fans are cheering loudly for the Warriors. All three members have a tag team title belt, and because they have invoked Free Bird Rules upon winning the tag titles, any one of the three can defend the title belts. Warrior High and Warrior Power climb into the ring and hand their tag titles to the referee who has both of the teams touch the belts before handing them to one of the ring personal and signaling for the opening bell.

Warrior High and Scott Grey start the match off for their teams with Scott Grey using his size advantage to get the upper hand early in the match. Scott Grey Irish whips Warrior High into the ropes, but when he rebounds off of the ropes, High ducks the clothesline attempt and takes Scott Grey done with a head scissors. Warrior High follows that with a hard kick to the back of Scott Grey’s spine. High pulls Scott Grey to his corner and tags Warrior Power into the match.

As Warrior Power climbs into the ring, Scott Grey kicks the ropes causing him to stumble on the top rope and fall forward into the ring, with one of his legs trapped between the middle and top ropes. Scott Grey uses the opening to tag Rex Crazy into the match. Scott Grey climbs out of the match and Rex Crazy quickly attacks Warrior Power’s tangled leg with a hard kick to the back of his knee.

Rex Crazy steps back and allows the referee to free Warrior Power’s leg Rex Crazy goes for a stiff kick to the side of Warrior Power’s head, but his foot is caught by Warrior Power, Power gets to his feet and picking Rex Crazy up drops him onto the mat with a vicious chokeslam. 1, 2, 3.

Here are your winners and still the LLWE World Tag Team Champions, The Warriors.

Commercial Break

When LLWE returns from the commercial break, Crazy Grey is still in the ring, and Scott Grey has a microphone in hand. Rex Crazy is holding the back of his head after suffering a choke slam in the match against the Warriors.

Scott Grey: Razor, “Insane One” we gave you plenty of opportunity to come clean on who and what Little Bird really is. But since you have refused to come out here and tell the truth to the LLWE Fans, we are left with no choice.

Scott Grey motions for Rex Crazy to continue speaking for them.

Rex Crazy: Razor we learned the truth when we started looking into your past. But it surprised us to learn what we did. Since we have respect for what you have managed to accomplish as a World Champion, we will just reveal Little Bird’s secret.

Rex Crazy takes a breath, the LLWE fans are silent in anticipation for what he is about to say about Little Bird.

Rex Crazy: Little Bird is someone from Razor’s past, someone who grew extremely sick and right now is in a coma. The Little Bird that Razor has been going around saying is talking to him is nothing more then a store front figurine. She’s fake, faker even then all of you fans who cheer for him. He needs help and we are here to make sure that he gets all the help that he needs.

All of a sudden the music for “The Insane One” LLWE World Heavyweight Champion, Razor sounds through the arena and while Crazy Grey is facing the entrance ramp Razor runs in through the crowed carrying a metal pipe. He rolls into the ring and violently strikes both member of Crazy Grey in the midsection with the metal pipe, before they manage to flee from the ring. As they are making their way up the ramp Razor is heard yelling, “She’s not fake!” At the retreating Crazy Grey members. “She’s no fake”

Commercial Break

#1 Contenders match for the LLWE World Heavyweight Championship: The British Kid vs. Adulf Lutz vs. Lez Gold vs. Warrior Hardcore

As the commercial break ends, Warrior Hardcore is in the ring. Lez Gold makes his way to the ring as the official explains the rules for this match.

Ring Official: On orders from the General Manager of Saturday Night Live, this match is now a Gauntlet match. The only way to win this match is to outlast three other wrestlers and be the last man standing. That individual who manages to do so will be the #1 Contender for the LLWE World Heavyweight Championship.

Warrior Hardcore and Lez Gold lock up in the middle of the ring. Hardcore Irish whips Lez Gold into the ring corner and follows up by hitting him with a big boot. Hardcore puts Lez Gold onto the top turnbuckle and goes to launch him to the center of the ring with an exploder suplex, but Lez Gold reverses, and sends him to the mat with a series of repeated head butts. Standing up he jumps forward and lands an elbow drop on Hardcore. He goes for the pin and eliminates Warrior Hardcore from the match.

Eliminated Warrior Hardcore

Out next comes the arrogant German, Adulf Lutz. He runs to the ring and hitting the ropes takes Lez Gold down with an STO. He then picks him up and pushing him chest first into the ring corner, begins hitting multiple German suplexes to Lez Gold. But when he goes for the 5th German Suplex, Lez Gold manages to stop the move and repeatedly elbow Adulf Lutz in the ribs before kneeing him in the ribs and hitting him with the Golden Record. He goes for the pin and eliminates Adulf Lutz.

Eliminated Adulf Lutz

Out last is a former LLWE World Heavyweight Champion, the second longest reigning champion in the titles history, The British Kid. When British Kid climbs into the ring he turns a kick attempt by Lez Gold into a dragon screw, causing Lez Gold to hold his knee in pain. British Kid grabs his injured left leg by the ankle and pulling him places hit ankle on the ropes and standing on the ankle, he drops an elbow across the kneecap. He rolls to the outside of the ring and positioning Lez Gold’s ankle over the ring apron begins repeatedly driving his ankle into the hard edge of the ring apron. But as he is doing this three masked wrestlers. Guerrero Sobre Dolor, Escarlata and the mystery masked wrestler who attacked and cost Candy Man his match rush the ring side area and attack the British Kid. Guerrero Sobre Dolor and Escarlata clip his legs while the third masked man hits him with a jumping kick to his masked face. They roll him into the ring and taking advantage of the attack, Lez Gold pins British Kid. 1, 2, 3.

Here is your winner and new #1 contender for the LLWE World Heavyweight Championship, Lez Gold.

The fans are shocked by the outcome of the match. They watch as Lez Gold celebrates his upset win over British Kid, and as British Kid is assaulted by the Luchadore Express