Celebrity Character Challenge (Jack Bauer vs. Capt. Kirk vs. Muammar el-Qaddafi)

Welcome to the "Celebrity, Character Fantasy Challenge Show". Today we have a special treat, for the first time in this show's history we are going to feature a Triple Threat match. Let's get to the introductions and to the action.

Good evening wrestling fans. Today's feature attraction is a Triple Threat Match, some call it a Three Way Dance, but no matter what you call it, you are going to love the action. Introducing first, the dictator that is being protested against in his home country of Libya. The one and only Muammar el-Qaddafi.

And his opponents from the Original Star Trek Series, the beloved Starship Enterprise captain, James T. Kirk. Last but certainly not least the one man that has stopped 8 terrorist attacks on the United States and the former head of the CTU in the hit FOX show 24, the one and only Jack Bauer.

For this match actor and Scientologist John Travolta will serve as special enforcer outside the ring. Special referee in the ring will be FOX News Channels own, Glenn Beck.

Beck signals for the bell and all three combatants stare each other down. Kirk and Bauer nod to each other and they both deliver a kick to Qaddafi's stomach, doubling him over. Both Bauer and Kirk double team the dictator and deliver a double Suplex on the Libyan leader.

Qaddafi attempts to leave the ring, but Travolta stops him by yielding a sledge hammer at ringside. As Qaddafi turns around he is met by a double Dropkick by the Captain and Bauer. The force of the move sent Qaddafi out of the ring. Travolta quickly grabs him and rolls him back into the ring preventing him from running from the action.

Kirk is first to grab the Libyan leader as he is back into the ring. He whips him into the ropes and hits him with a strong back flip. Meanwhile Bauer has climbed to the top rope and as soon as Qaddafi is down from the Backflip, he leaps with a 450 Splash and goes for the cover. Beck begins the count, but Kirk breaks up the pin to prevent the match from ending. Bauer leers at Kirk for his action. Qaddafi begins to laugh like a madman at the two great Americans about to square up.

His laughter got Kirk and Bauer's attention and both turned on him once again. Bauer picks the Colonel up and Bodyslams him while Kirk drops an Elbow Smash on their common foe. Kirk locks Qaddafi in a single leg Boston Crab while Bauer locks the other leg in a Ankle Lock. Qaddafi is screaming like a pig in pain. As he is about to tap out, they release the hold wanting to dish out more punishment.

Bauer grabs Qaddafi in a Headlock and offers him a Sidewalk Slam while James Kirk climbs the rope and delvers a 5 Star Frog Splash. The Captain goes for a cover, but Jack pulls him off, shaking his finger back and forth like, "you're not getting away with that."

Kirk leaps into the air and hits Bauer with a Hurricanrana sending him toppling to the ringside floor. Kirk then leaps with a Pele Kick to the back of Qaddafi's head. He goes for the cover, Beck counts to two, but Qaddafi kicks out.

Bauer has climbed back into the ring and approaches Kirk. He grabs him and executes a Belly to Belly Suplex, and turns to the Libyan dictator and hits him with a Future Shock DDT. He goes for the cover, but Kirk recovers enough to break up the pin. Beck had only made it to two.

Kirk clotheslines Bauer over the top rope, but he lands on his feet outside the ring. Travolta nears Bauer to give him an assist but Bauer grabs him and sends him crashing into the announcer's table. Bauer climbs into the ring and mounts an attack on Kirk. He hits him with a Forearm Smash and several closed fists. Qaddafi attempts to sneak up behind Bauer while he's focusing on Kirk, but Bauer has that inner sense and turns and Head Buts Qaddafi. He throws him over the top rope and follows him out. He slams his head into the steel post opening up a gash on his forehead.

Jack Bauer then grabs Qaddafi up and Powerslams him on the concrete floor and then drops a Legdrop over his throat. He grabs Qaddafi once again and slams his bloody head into the steel steps opening him up further, blood gushing from his head.

Meanwhile, Glenn Beck is counting, but Kirk climbs out of the and rolls back in to break the count. Bauer tosses Qaddafi inside the ring. He is injured severely. Kirk climbs the top rope and hits a Frog Splash on the dictator. Bauer comes off the top rope with a Flying Elbow Drop to the Colonels black heart.

Kirk and Bauer lock up in a series of classic wrestling holds while Qaddafi's blood stains the mat.. Kirk looks at Bauer and Bauer at Kirk, they smile, thinking the same thing. Bauer hooks Qaddafi with a Triangle Choke hold and Kirk locks in a Scorpion Leglock. Qaddafi is screaming in pain.

Qaddafi taps out. Special referee Glenn Beck declares both Kirk and Bauer victorious. Both shake hands in the center of the ring as attendants load up the fallen Libyan leader on a stretcher and carts him out of the arena into a awaiting ambulance.