Fantasy Wrestling Association 2

Good evening wrestling fans and welcome to the Fantasy Wrestling Association. Tonight's feature attraction will feature a tag match with The Britiish Bulldog teaming with Mr. Perfect Curt Hennig. They will face their own offspring, DH Smith and Mike McGillicuty. This should be an interesting match. Let's get to the action as the ring announcer is making his way to the center of the ring for introductions.

Don West, the newly hired ring announcer for the Fantasy Wrestling Association begins by trying to sell some DVD's and T shirts with his "insane" sales approach. He takes the mic and begins, "Welcome wrestling fans to the Orlando Covention Center in beautiful Orlando Florida. Tonight's action is hot as the weather outside. Before the main event we have a special attraction match for your entertainment."

"Introducing first, from Dublin Ireland, standing at 4ft. 4 inches and weighing 90 lbs HORNSWOGGLE!!!!" He races to the ring dressed in his usual green attire. The fans are cheering wildly for the last cruiserweight champion of the WWE and son of Finlay. Hornswoggle tosses several T-shirts into the crowd and many DVD's to the fans delight.

"And his opponent, standing 6ft 3inches, weighing 350lbs, from the Isle of Samoa, UMAGA!!!!" Umaga emerges from behind the curtain and does a Samoa chant at the top of the stage, he beats his chest and runs to the ring.

Don West begins talking once again, "This is a anything goes match", originally, Hornswoggle was to be blindfolded and arms tied behind his back, but the FWA has decided to only let the one stipulation remain in tact."

Referee James Jackson calls for the bell and Umago charges Hornswoggle. Who looks petrified. He manages to skirt out of harms way just before the big Samoan slams him with his mass. "Umaga looks angrier than usual tonight," retorts commentator Jim Ross. "I agree, J.R., replies "The King", Jerry Lawler." Umaga is a best and I wouldn't want to meet him in a match in any stipulation."

Hornswoggle makes his way back into the ring while Umago is looking toward a fan that has distracted him with a sign saying something bad about the big man. Hornswoggle dropkicks Umaga in the back of the knee causing his leg to buckle and goes to one knee. Hornswoggle quickly climbs to the second rope and leaps off with a missle dropkick to Umaga's face, temporarily stunning the Samoan. Hornswoggle continues his attack. He climbs out of the ring and grabs a chair and hits Umaga in the same location. Umaga backs up while Hornswoggle is on his hands and knees. Umaga trips over the little man. Hornswoggle jumps atop Umaga for a quick pin. Umaga easily tosses him off before the ref's hand slaps the mat for a one count.

"Bad Idea, Hornswoggle!" Jim Ross states. "You haven't worn the big man down enough for a pin." Jerry Lawler snickering and says, "You think, J.R.? You truly are rusty from your layoff for the last year or so."


Hornswoggle this time kicks Umaga in the shin with "Sweet Shin Music" but the kick only further angers him. Umaga has had enough. He nails Hornswoggle with a savat kick which sends the Irishman reeling across the ring. Umaga charges with a reverse butt slam into the corner which destroys Hornswoggle. Before Umaga can go for the pin, an eruption happens on the stage. It's Kane! "What's he doing here?" says, Jerry Lawler. Good Ol J.R. replies, "I don't know, King, but things are about to pick up!"

Kane enters the ring and begis attacking Umaga with rights and lefts. He whips Umaga into the ropes and delivers a big boot to his face. Kane delivers a leg drop across the chest of the former Intercontinental Champion. He then uses the chair that Hornswoggle had brought into the ring earlier and begins whailing away on the downed Samoa. After about a dozen chair shots, Umaga appears unconscious. Hornswoggle climbs to the top rope and delivers his "tadpole" splash getting the victory over the Samoan champion.

"That has to be the upset of the last two centuries, King!" J.R. reports. "Had it not been for Kane, I think we would never seen or heard form Hornswoggle again, at least not in this life," replies Lawler.

Just as everyone thinks the action is over, Kane picks up Hornswoggle and chokeslams the leprechaun to oblivion! Kane begins to laugh his hysterical laugh.

Don West takes the mic once again, now for the main event of the evening, "introducing first from the United Kingdom, former WWE tag champion and Intercontinental champion The British Bulldog, Davey Boy Smith." The Bulldog makes his way to the ring to much fanfare. "And his partner from Robbinsdale Minnesota, Mr. Perfect, Curt Hennig." Hennig walks to the ring chewing his gum and smacking away as his fashion is.

"And their opponents, from Calgary, Alberta Canada DH Smith." Smith makes his way to ringside looking at his father and his tag partner with wonder that he has to face him tonight. And his partner, from Champlin Minnesota Mike McGillicutty." The son of Mr. Perfect makes his way to the ring with the same enthusiasm as his partner. Neither relish facing their dads in competition nor have they ever dreamed this would happen.

The ref calls for the bell and DH Smith begins against Mr. Perfect. Hennig hip tosses the younger Smith to the mat and follows with a dropkick. Afterwards he wraps him in a headlock and takes him down to the mat. Smith manages to get to his feet and pushes Hennig into the ropes. As he is about to hit a clothesline, Hennig ducks and turns and delivers another dropkick, sending Smith over the top rope.

Smith makes his around the ring and enters next to his partner. He reenters the ring and sees that Mr. Perfect has tagged his dad into the ring. Smith turns and tags his partner Mike McGillicutty in for some action. They lock up, but The Bulldog clearly has the strength advantage and easily tosses McGillicutty across the ring on his backside. As he gets back to his feet, he is met with a running clothesline that sends him sailing over the top rope to the floor below.

McGillicutty climbs back into the ring to see his father, Curt Hennig, Mr. Perfect standing their smiling. They lock up, McGillicutty drops to his knee and executes a perfect fireman's carry takedown on his dad. He gets to his feet and smiles back to his dad who has gotten back to his feet. They lock up again and McGillicutty whips Hennig into the ropes and leaps to hit a dropkick as Mr. Perfect rebounds. However, Perfect, holds the ropes and McGillicutty hits the mat. Mer. Perfect goes for a quick pin. But McGillicutty kicks out at two.

Hennig tags in Bulldog who delivers a strong shoulder block to the 3rd generation wrestler. Bulldog hoists McGillicutty over his shoulder and delivers a running power slam. He goes for a cover, but the pin is broken up by McGillicutty's tag partner DH Smith. For his reward, Smith is met with a dropkick by Bulldog's partner Curty Hennig.

The four stare each other down as tempers flare. They begin to brawl back and forth for several minutes.

The legal men are Bulldog and McGillicutty. Mr. Perfect and DH Smith are brawling outside the ring. McGillicutty delivers a low blow to Bulldog while the ref's back is turned trying to restore order outside the ring. McGillicutty goes for the cover but the ref is still distracted. As he turns he sees the pin but Bulldog manages to escape.

Mr. Perfect is tagged in as well as DH Smith. Hennig slips under and hits a German Suplex on Smith. He holds on and hits two more consecutive suplexes. Smith is stunned. Hennig locks in a figure four leglock which as Smith screaming in pain. Bulldog sees this and his fatherly instincts kick in and he attacks Mr. Perfect. Upon seeing this McGillicutty then attacks DH Smith. The ref calls for the bell, ruling it a no contest.

Mr. Perfect his a fisherman's suplex on Davey Boy while DH Smith hits a runnign power slam on McGillicutty.

Stars from the back run to help assist to break up the melee.

J.R. and Lawler thank the fans and the show goes off the air as 25 stars are brawling inide the ring.