WWE NETWORK RAW WEEK 1

WELCOME TO RAW, BURN IT TO THE GROUND PLAYS, MICHAEL COLE AND JERRY THE KING LAWLER INTRODUCE THEMSELVES
CM Punk's music hits, he comes to the ring with a mic
CM PUNK: I CANT STAND THIS COMPANY ANYMORE, IT NEEDS CHANGE. A NEW WWE CHAMPION...CAUSE JOHN CENA DOES SUCK. NEW RAW GM ...MR.MCMAHON IS A LOSER...THE ONLY REASON HE IS HERE IS CAUSE HE'S RICH
MR.MCMAHON'S MUSIC HITS HE COMES TO THE ENTRANCE RAMP AND BEGINS TO SPEAK
MR.MCMAHON: I see you hate lots of people in this brand/company. WELL YOU ARE A WELL DESERVED SUPERSTAR SO... I'LL PUT U IN TONIGHT'S TRIPLE THREAT #1 CONTENDER'S MATCH TO DETERMINE THE NEXT WWE CHAMPION #1 CONTENDER.
CM PUNK: OH GREAT, another stupid match made by the retard himself
MR.MCMAHON: WATCH YOUR MOUTH!! YOU LITTLE SUCKER!, the other 2 contender and your 2 opponents are..........TRIPLE H AND THE MIZ!!!
WE HIT COMMERCIAL

SINGLES MATCH: ZACK RYDER(U.S. CHAMPION) VS. DOLPH ZIGGLER(INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION)
ding ding ding, they headlock each other and dolph locks in a neck submission. ZACK begins to break the submission and throws ziggler over him.. he clotheslines dolph over the to rope and outta the ring. ZACK does he long island IZ pose and jumps onto ziggler out of the ring.
WE HIT COMMERCIAL
WE ARE BACK And ryder has a arm submission locked in.....DOLPH ESCAPES FROM IT and kicks ryder in the skull and pins him...1...2..KICK OUT BY ZACk!! THEN ZACK THROWS DOLPH IN THE CORNER AND HITS A LONG ISLAND KICK AND THEN ZIGGLER GETS up and turns and ZACK hits a ROUGH RYDER!!! and pins dolph...1....2.....3 DING DING DING
WINNER: ZACK RYDER VIA PINFALL
POST MATCH: RYDER CELEBRATES HIS VICTORY OVER DOLPH
WE HIT COMMERCIAL

Eve comes out. Beth Phoenix comes out with Natalya they talk.
EVE: WHY ARE U GUYS SO MEAN
BETH PHOENIX: WHY ARE U SO UGLY?
EVE: AT LEAST I KNOW HOW TO BALANCE WHEN I SHOP AT MCDONALDS
THE CROWD LAUGHS AND CHEERS
BETH AND NATALYA ATTACK EVE AND KELLY KELLY COMES OUT TO HELP
WE HIT COMMERCIAL

Jack Swagger vs. Evan Bourne
ding ding ding they headlock and Jack kicks evan in the gut. Jack throws evan at the turnbuckle and punches evan repeadetley in the head. HE LETS GO. Mason Ryan comes and to distract Swagger... Jack then turns and gets hit with a atomic kick from Bourne and then bourne goes on the top rope and he hits the AIR BOURNE ON SWAGGER AND HE PINS HIM.......1.....2......3.....DINGDINGDING
WINNER: EVAN BOURNE VIA PINFALL
POST MATCH: MASON RYAN ATTACKS DOLPH ZIGGLER
WE HIT COMMERCIAL


SANTINO MARELLA VS. DAVID OTUNGA
DING DING DING
THEY HEADLOCK......DAVID PUNCHES DAVID AND SANTINO FALLS. DAVID PULLS HIM AGANSIT THE MIDDLE ROPE....AND SANTINO BOUNCES BACK TO A SCOOP SLAM...1.....2..KICK OUT!!! DAVID PICKS MARELLA UP AND GETS READY FOR HIS FINISHER. SANTINO REVERESES AND KICKS DAVID. HE GETS READY FOR THE COBRA AND IT STRIKES...1.....2......3....dingdingding
WINNER: SANTINO MARELLA VIA PINFALL

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