4Down Weekly - So long, Farewell

4Down Weekly Episode 4

LIVE FROM London, UK.

The theme tune rolls (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfCPJe8OxAc&feature=g-upl) and the audience cheers as they get ready for BingBong’s 4Down Weekly, Bigger and Better than ever! As the music dies down the voice over says, “Now Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, People of all ages, please put your hands together for your host, the guy that put’s the Bing in BingBong, it’s………BINGBONG!” The audience cheer and BingBong runs out onto the stage to the music of The Hardy Boys and plays to the crowd as the noise calms.

“FINALLY, FINALLY! BINGBONG HAS COME BACK TO LONDON! Thank you very much. Welcome everyone to the world of 4Down Weekly, for those regular readers out there it’s a welcome back and for those of you newbies I have one question…Where have you been? I’ll tell you, you’ve been missing the greatest show on Fourdown. Unfortunately tonight’s episode is going to be shorter than usual because I am off on holiday in a couple of hours. So let’s get on with it and hear from DangerousDan. ”

PREDICTION GAMES CORRESPONDENT

A feed shows DangerousDan in a studio elsewhere.
It's once again time to discuss the week that was in prediction games. First off big congratulations to the 3% of you who had Hornswoggle pegged as the anonymous GM. I thought we’d never find out the answer to that question but apparently totally dropping the ball on that angle once wasn’t enough. Secondly we had Destination X this past weekend and the winner was SquallTiofae with a score of 119 out of 154 (77.3%). This was a tough one to score high on due to the large number of questions that dealt with organizing a tourney bracket for talents that I’d have trouble picking out of a lineup. If you did well on those picks and really had some idea what you were doing then give yourself a gold star. The other major contests saw Aries get the world title (didn’t think that would happen so soon) and Styles beating Daniels for the 1500th time (can’t believe Claire wasn’t involved).
Lastly we have Money in the Bank coming up this weekend. Most users (67.43%) have CM Punk retaining over Daniel Bryan in the main event. Also, since most are picking Cena to win MITB (71%) they are figuring that the RAW briefcase will not be cashed in. That’s possible but I feel either a Kane or Jericho victory would lead to better TV. On the blue show a whopping 92% are picking Sheamus to retain over ADR while Ziggler wins the case and doesn’t cash in. Sounds about right.

The report finishes and the cameras are back at the studio with BingBong, “Now Ladies and Gentlemen let’s hear from our Fantasy Correspondent, word2k9.”

WWE CORRESPONDENT

A report shows word2k9 telling us about the world of WWE.
It's that time of the month, and I'm not talking about feminine hygiene. It's time for Pay Per View prep week. Typically, WWE likes to use this week to hype, overhype, and hype some more any matches that will be taking place at the upcoming PPV. It seems to me, however, that they are more concerned with hyping the 1000th Raw than Money in the Bank. I understand where they are coming from because Money in the Bank is always one of the best PPVs of the year and it'll sell itself. I was disappointed with Raw this week. They didn't seem to move any storylines forward. The only thing that was resolved was revealing Hornswoggle to be the anonymous GM...what a cop out. Smackdown was the much better show this week (even though it was actually Tuesday of last week). We got to see the second biggest battle royale of the year. And as much as I rooted for Kane to win and be the GM this week, it was WOO WOO WOON by Long Island Iced Z, the former assistant GM of Smackdown. But the next 4 days should be very entertaining. My picks to win each MITB match - Chris Jericho & Cody Rhodes.
The cameras go back to BingBong sitting on the sofa in the studio.

“Thank you for that, now to continue tonight’s show let’s go to Mitch176 our site banter correspondent.”

SITE BANTER CORRESPONDENT
Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen, to the most controversial segment of Fourdown Weekly, I'm your host, the King of Controversy and the Prince of Bromances... Mitch176.

To kick things off tonight I want to talk about last weeks show actually and the reaction I garnered from the brandoni998 show last week. Obviously Brandoni didn't take too well to the bashing he recieved (As he shouldn't)and proceeded to call my opinions "bullshit" but "highly entertaining", saving himself at the last moment. So for your quick turnaround into a compliment there I'm not going to bash you nearly as much as I did last week. Congrats.

While I'm on the subject of last weeks show I want to talk about kaihtafc for a moment. He thought I was going to give him a trashing for calling me the "Bromance Man Slag", but he's wrong, because that's exactly what I am, it's not my fault that people flock to me because they recognise the greatness that is before them... and Kai, I always preferred DashingChuggsRhodes to you.

And while I'm on the topic of slagging off Kai, he brought something to my attention last week and that is that he now holds claim to a World Champion insignia, commenting on my profile page "World champion insignia biatch!" obviously ripping me off from when I posted "Hall of Fame insignia biatch!" on his profile when I became the first inductee into the Fourdown HOF. Well Kai I have one thing to say about this, come back when you have an insignia that's nearly as important as mine, because yours can be lost, mine is permanent... biatch!

Quick word before I leave because I've already spent longer than I would have liked here and that is a congratulations to word2k9 for yet another great Blog List.
That's it from me, have fun out there, argue and keep it controversial. “
The cameras go back to BingBong in the studio.

FD NF/FD FW CHAMPIONSHIPS
“I would like to take this opportunity to address the comments of MyStErY121mYsTeRy on the recent competition blog between myself and kaihtafc. First of all wtf is up with your name? BingBong says, get a new one! Also there was no need to put those comments up, I don’t need anyone fighting my battles. It was out of line, in fact you’re so far past the line with those comments that you can’t even see the line. You have ruined the blog competition and probably destroyed your reputation for good.”
Now the lights dim as we go into the final segment of the show.

BINGBONG’S TWO CENTS

“I am very sorry for the brevity of this show but as I said I am leaving in a short while. Unfortunately you will also have to live without this show for the next few weeks as I will be out of the country. Correspondents obviously have the next few weeks off but when I get back if you want an extended segment you are more than welcome too. For now though, good night and see you in a few weeks!”

The theme hits as the audience cheers and BingBong leaves the stage.

The show ends and the credits roll.

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