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Wrestling Roundup - Episode 8

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:21:12 -0400

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Word's Challenge Final Standings

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:42:05 -0400

Congratulations to the winner of $Words Challenge$, @Jimsta@!!!

Final Standings:

1. Jimsta - 8 pts
2. Jaime5150 - 7 pts
3. Brandoni998 - 6 pts
4. Radschord89 - 3 pts
5. DangerousDan - 2 pts
6. Dare2believe - 1 pt
6. Joshmeboy - 1 pt
6. Kaihtafc - 1 pt

Thanks to those who participated!

WWE Main Event episode 4 (pre Extreme Rules)

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:51:39 -0400

Inside the UCM Arena, 2500 fans are cheering as we are preparing to tape Main Event, due to Extreme Rules being in St. Louis. John Bradshaw Layfield and Hall of Fame broadcaster, Jim Ross are ready to call the action as "Diamond Eyes", the them music of Main Event plays and highlights of the WWE superstars are shown.

Jim Ross: "Welcome to WWE Main Event. Tonight's show is prerecorded in order for all our superstars to make their way to St. Louis for Extreme Rules. We do have a big show planned, so buckle up and get ready!"

JBL: "WWE goes extreme one time a year and tonight in St. Louis, the superstars will go extreme, but right now, we have a show to do so let's go right to the ring."

Trixie Carter: "Introducing first, from Calgary Alberta Canada, Natalya! The daughter of Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart comes to the ring dressed in her vintage pink attire. "Her opponent, from Lithuania, Aksana!"

The bell rings and Neidhart goes on the attack with a quick headlock and take over of her opponent. Aksana rolls Natalya up in a school girl, but it's too early for a three count. Natalya whips Aksana into the ropes and as she springs back, the blonde beauty from Canada leaps and hits a spinning leg lariat to the head of Aksana. Natalya attempts to apply the Sharpshooter, but Aksana blocks it and uses her free leg to push Neidhart into the turnbuckle face first. Aksana is up and runs in with a running clothesline. Neidhart is rocked. Aksana applies a head lock, but Natalya regroups and lifts her up and hits an Atomic Smash.

Natalya goes for the sharpshooter again. Aksana quickly reaches for and grabs the ropes to break the hold. Natalya grabs her by the legs and pulls her opponent hard away from the ropes. Natalya applies the sharpshooter and Aksana quickly taps out.

Trixie Carter: "Your winner by submission, Natalya!"

Backstage Matt Stryker has a guest. "Please welcome my guest at this time, Randy Orton." The fans cheer as Randy appears on the TitanTron. "Randy, at Extreme Rules you are in a triple threat match with Sheamus and Mark Henry for the World Heavyweight Championship. What are your final thoughts going into Extreme Rules?"

Randy Orton: "Everyone knows that Sheamus and I have become friends in the past few months. However, in a triple threat match, it's every man for himself. Sheamus understands this as does the World Heavyweight Champion, Mark Henry. Now in this match, I don't have to defeat the champion. A word of caution to the champion and to Sheamus, one or both of you may wind up on the receiving end of an Extreme RKO!"

Trixie Carter: "Introducing next, from Cincinnati Ohio,Shield member, Dean Ambrose!" All three members of The Shield come down to the ring, Ambrose climbs into the ring. "And his opponent, from Charlotte North Carolina, R-Truth!" As Truth's music, plays, He sings it as he dances his way to the ring as all members of The Shield look on.

Jim Ross: "This match will begin right after these messages."

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Sunday May 19 Gamma WWE goes extreme when the Extreme Rules PPV comes to you from St. Louis Missouri. Don't miss this once a year extravaganza when the superstars of WWE go extreme.

We're back and the action is beginning. Ambrose kicks R-Truth in the stomach and sets and delivers a quick DDT. He covers, but Truth kicks out. Ambrose whips Truth into the ropes and hits a dropkick as he rebounds back. Ambrose clotheslines his opponent over the top rope and he hits the floor hard. As Ambrose distracts the referee, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns beat down Truth outside the ring. Reigns rolls Truth back into the ring and Ambrose begins to kick and stomp on him.

Ambrose whips Truth into the ropes and as he rebounds, Truth leap frogs over Ambrose. He stops, turns and hits a spinning leg lariat to the face of Ambrose. Truth pulls his opponent up and whips him into the turnbuckle and runs in after him with a running clothesline. Truth pulls Ambrose away from the corner and does his gyro motion and hits him with a roundhouse right hand. Ambrose rolls out of the ring to his fellow Shield members. Truth runs and launches himself over the top rope and takes out all three members at ringside. Truth rolls Ambrose back into the ring.

R-Truth whips Ambrose into the turnbuckle and charges in shoulder first, Ambrose moves and Truth crashes his shoulder into the steel post. Ambrose picks Truth up and hits a shoulder breaker on his knee, Ambrose locks in a cross arm bar and Truth taps out.

Trixie Carter: "Your winner by submission, Dean Ambrose!" Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns comes into the ring and all three perform a triple power bomb on R-Truth. They touch fists and shout, "Believe in the Shield."

"No Chance in Hell", the familiar theme music of Vince McMahon begins to play and the Chairman and Main Event GM emerges and makes his way to the ring. The fans cheer wildly for the "boss."

Mr. McMahon: "It's great to be here in the "Show Me" state of Missouri. If you are not going to be there live for Extreme Rules PPV in St. Louis, be sure to order in through your local cable company. Sorry for the shameless plug. But now, the reason I'm here. It's seems that Mr. Ryback has been running wild as of late with leaving his friends and even foes to the hounds of justice, The Shield. Mr. Ryback then climbs back into the ring and finishes off what the Shield doesn't. With that being said, Mr. Ryback has a championship match at Extreme Rules with the WWE champion, John Cena. I'm going to ask that Mr. Cena come out right now for my next statement."

"The Time is Now" begins to play, the theme music of WWE champion John Cena. The champ comes out and runs down to the ring to a huge pop from the fans in the UCM Arena.

Mr. McMahon: "Since Ryback has been turning away from the WWE universe as of late and actually caused you to be injured a couple of weeks ago, I'm going to do something for you. Tonight, you get to pick Mr. Ryback's opponent. What's your poison, Cena."

John Cena: "Mr. McMahon, as you know I will face The Ryback at Extreme Rules for my WWE championship. I want him to be 100% when I kick his tail all over the Extreme Rules arena. With that being said, I would like to see The Ryback go one on one versus.....The Celtic Warrior.....SHEAMUS!"

"Written In My Face," the theme music of Sheamus plays and the first and only Irish WWE champion comes out to a huge pop. He enters into the ring, shakes hands with John Cena and Mr. McMahon. Cena leaves the ring and joins the broadcast team, Mr. McMahon leaves the arena to return to his office backstage.

The familiar "Feed Me More" phrase begins over the sound system as "Meat on the Table", the music of Ryback begins. Out comes Big Hungry to huge heat from the Missouri fans. He makes his way to the ring, looks down at the broadcast table and stares at the WWE champion, John Cena who stares back.

Jim Ross: "First of all, thank you champ for joining us at ringside. It seems you may be the next meal for Ryback."

John Cena: "Ryback is a beast and he's hungry. I know I'm going to be in for a fight at Extreme Rules."

The match begins and Sheamus and Ryback lock up. Sheamus strikes first but Ryback only shakes it off. Ryback comes back with a shoulder block to Sheamus that backs him up, but doesn't knock him down.

JBL: "This is like to rams battling for position on the side of a mountain."

Both men run toward each other and both go for a clothesline, both men are down.

Jim Ross: "Who will be able to take the advantage in this match. Will Ryback feed on Sheamus, or will the Irishman run rampant over Ryback. We'll find out after this message."

COMMERCIAL BREAK

The match continues and Ryback has taken charge. He clotheslines Sheamus over the top rope to the arena floor. Sheamus is down. Ryback leaves the ring and grabs the Irishman and whips him into the ring barrier.

John Cena: "It seems since this is Exteme Rules weekend, the referee is giving a little more freedom in this match."

Sheamus gets to his feet and Ryback charges with a spear that sends Sheamus through the ring barrier as the fans chant, "This is awesome, this is awesome, this is awesome."

Ryback gets up and pulls Sheamus up and rolls him into the ring. Ryback sets for Shell Shocked, but amazingly, Sheamus slips off the back and executes a Backstabber on Ryback. Sheamus goes for a cover. Ryback kicks out at two. Sheamus grabs Ryback and delivers White Noise. He goes for another cover. Ryback again kicks out at two. As Sheamus gets to his feet, Ryback rolls out of the ring and walks it off. As he nears the broadcast desk, he mouths off at Cena. The champ removes the headset and rises to his feet as Sheamus comes around the corner of he ring. Ryback turns and recieves a Brogue kick. Sheamus picks Ryback up and rolls him into the ring.

Sheamus covers Ryback for the cover, but Ryback gets a foot over the rope to break the count. Sheamus is up and sets for another Brogue Kick when "Special Ops" begins to play. The Shield is surrounding Sheamus. John Cena jumps into the ring to support his friend. We have an all out brawl as members of The Shield attack Sheamus and Cena. The numbers game catch up to the two fan favorites and the Shield member, Roman Reigns hits a spear on Sheamus. All three hit the Triple Powerbomb on Sheamus. The Shield members leave the ring and Ryback comes in to try to surprise attack Cena, but the Champ sees him and hits an Attitude Adjustment on Ryback.

Jim Ross: "Wow, what an ending folks to this show. Don't miss Extreme Rules on Sunday night. You will see brutality like you have never seen in the WWE in years."

JBL: "I'm excited about Extreme Rules JR. It's going to be brutal and some may never be the same again after the event."

Jim Ross: "Thanks for watching folks."

The WWE logo appears as WWE Main Event goes off the air.

Extreme Rules (2013) Predictions from BigFattyOzz

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:13:20 -0400

Extreme Rules (2013) Predictions from http://www.fourdown.org/WWE_Extreme_Rules_2013
http://www.fourdown.org/users/BigFattyOzz

WrestleMania 29: N/A (Site)
Elimination Chamber: N/A (Site)
Royal Rumble: N/A (Site)

*** Last Man Standing Match, for the WWE Championship
Ryback vs. John Cena (c)

My Prediction: John Cena, No - no interference

*** I Quit Match,
Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger

My Prediction: Alberto Del Rio, Yes - interference

*** Steel Cage Match,
Brock Lesnar vs. Triple H

My Prediction: Brock Lesnar, Pinfall/Submission, No - no interference

*** Strap Match,
Sheamus vs. Mark Henry

My Prediction: Sheamus, Yes - interference

*** Extreme Rules Match,
Big Show vs. Randy Orton

My Prediction: Randy Orton, Yes - interference

*** Chris Jericho vs. Fandango

My Prediction: Chris Jericho, DQ, No - no interference

*** Match for the United States Championship
Dean Ambrose vs. Kofi Kingston (c)

My Prediction: Dean Ambrose, Pinfall, Yes - interference

*** Tornado Tag Team Match, for the World Tag Team Championship
Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns vs. Kane (c) & Daniel Bryan (c)

My Prediction: Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns, Yes - interference

*** The Miz vs. Cody Rhodes

My Prediction: The Miz, Pinfall, No - no interference

*** How many title changes will occur at Extreme Rules?

-- 4-Down Note: "This includes title changes for ANY match that is aired on TV/online (such as during a pre-show), regardless of whether or not the match was announced ahead of time or presented as a match above in the game. Dark matches will not count. If one title changes hands multiple times in one show, each time it changes counts as a title change."

My Prediction: 2

Extreme Rules (2013) Predictions from Sephias

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:06:03 -0400

Extreme Rules (2013) Predictions from http://www.fourdown.org/WWE_Extreme_Rules_2013
http://www.fourdown.org/users/Sephias

WrestleMania 29: #794 (Site) -- #259 (League: The /wooo/ World Order)
Elimination Chamber: #82 (Site) -- #38 (League: The /wooo/ World Order)
Royal Rumble: #527 (Site) -- #171 (League: The /wooo/ World Order)

*** Last Man Standing Match, for the WWE Championship
Ryback vs. John Cena (c)

My Prediction: John Cena, No - no interference

CENAWINSLOL - This one is easy. I just question the booking given that it's a Last Man Standing match, with Ryback picking up some serious momentum since his recent heel turn, a pure display of dominance from Cena will hurt his ascent. I get that Cena needs to at least hold the title for a bit longer and Ryback may not be ready for primetime quite yet, but at least keep Ryback strong for later on. Especially when you re-debuted him as an unstoppable force.

*** I Quit Match,
Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger

Face win. It's pretty evident that WWE is pony riding Del Rio so as to see if he shows merchandising promise (PROTIP: He won't.), He's really just warming up the belt for when Sheamus inevitably retakes it. Jack Swagger has shown great promise with his new repackaging, but I fear he'll just be the transitional to Sheamus. Sad. I know I am discounting Ziggler in this, I just don't see WWE treating him right and I have made my peace with that already. I HOPE I am wrong. I would expect a bit of interference from either side, most likely Zeb Coulter, with Ricardo evening the odds.

My Prediction: Alberto Del Rio, Yes - interference

*** Steel Cage Match,
Brock Lesnar vs. Triple H

I assume they have long term plans for Lesnar, cause they're going to push him again. His impact since his return has been hit or miss, mostly due to Cena, and I find it absolutely appaling that the man whose only concern was "AM I FUCKING GETTING OVER" is the one putting others over. The shovel man hath buried himself.

My Prediction: Brock Lesnar, Pinfall/Submission, No - no interference

*** Strap Match,
Sheamus vs. Mark Henry

SHEAMUSWINSLOL - Nothing to see here folks, be on your way.

My Prediction: Sheamus, No - no interference

*** Extreme Rules Match,
Big Show vs. Randy Orton

Orton has to have his way. Always. No surprises here.

My Prediction: Randy Orton, No - no interference

*** Chris Jericho vs. Fandango

This is the only prediction I have made for this card where I am NOT 100% sure. This feud hasn't really been the best, it's so disjointed, it's lost steam in places, and with Jericho, it's hard to tell whether he'll put Fandango over or just maintain his own image and job to him later. Given the dynamics of this feud, nothing seems for sure. I am rooting for Fandango as a personal preference, Jericho won't lose anything he hasn't already lost in all his previous jobs to other performers, but Jericho is just as strong an option as Fandango is, perhaps even more LIKELY to win. Still. I choose Fandango. Even if it IS wrong.

My Prediction: Fandango, Pinfall, No - no interference

*** Match for the United States Championship
Dean Ambrose vs. Kofi Kingston (c)

I have to combine my predictions between this one and the tag team match as I believe they're both linked. The Shield always has each other's backs, and I fully expect to see them help each other win their own respective matches and secure a lot of gold tonight. Now... I KNOW this is a bit of a stretch and it may just be me wishing for something that won't happen. But I actually do believe in this one, even if the odds are against me a bit. The Shield will be the MVP's of tonight.

My Prediction: Dean Ambrose, Pinfall, Yes - interference

*** Tornado Tag Team Match, for the World Tag Team Championship
Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns vs. Kane (c) & Daniel Bryan (c)

See above.

My Prediction: Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns, Yes - interference

*** The Miz vs. Cody Rhodes

WHOCARES? No seriously, who cares? What a poor showing for a pre-show. Expect medium length match, decent intensity, with Miz flubbing a bit and eventually topping the whole thing off with his signature Figure 3 1/2 Lock. SNORE.

My Prediction: The Miz, Submission, No - no interference

*** How many title changes will occur at Extreme Rules?

-- 4-Down Note: "This includes title changes for ANY match that is aired on TV/online (such as during a pre-show), regardless of whether or not the match was announced ahead of time or presented as a match above in the game. Dark matches will not count. If one title changes hands multiple times in one show, each time it changes counts as a title change."

The Shield will take it all tonight. Cena unfortunately will retain. I have spoken.

My Prediction: 2

Extreme Rules Will Probably Suck, But Here's Some Predictions Anyway

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:05:37 -0400

Extreme Rules (2013) Predictions from http://www.fourdown.org/WWE_Extreme_Rules_2013
http://www.fourdown.org/users/iAmJohn

WrestleMania 29: N/A (Site)
Elimination Chamber: N/A (Site)
Royal Rumble: N/A (Site)

*** Last Man Standing Match, for the WWE Championship
Ryback vs. John Cena (c)

My Prediction: John Cena, No - no interference

*** I Quit Match,
Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger

My Prediction: Alberto Del Rio, Yes - interference

*** Steel Cage Match,
Brock Lesnar vs. Triple H

My Prediction: Brock Lesnar, Pinfall/Submission, No - no interference

*** Strap Match,
Sheamus vs. Mark Henry

My Prediction: Sheamus, No - no interference

*** Extreme Rules Match,
Big Show vs. Randy Orton

My Prediction: Big Show, No - no interference

*** Chris Jericho vs. Fandango

My Prediction: Chris Jericho, Submission, Yes - interference

*** Match for the United States Championship
Dean Ambrose vs. Kofi Kingston (c)

My Prediction: Dean Ambrose, Pinfall, No - no interference

*** Tornado Tag Team Match, for the World Tag Team Championship
Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns vs. Kane (c) & Daniel Bryan (c)

My Prediction: Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns, Yes - interference

*** The Miz vs. Cody Rhodes

My Prediction: The Miz, Submission, No - no interference

*** How many title changes will occur at Extreme Rules?

-- 4-Down Note: "This includes title changes for ANY match that is aired on TV/online (such as during a pre-show), regardless of whether or not the match was announced ahead of time or presented as a match above in the game. Dark matches will not count. If one title changes hands multiple times in one show, each time it changes counts as a title change."

My Prediction: 2

Extreme Rules (2013) Predictions from Jaime5150

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:03:44 -0400

Extreme Rules (2013) Predictions from http://www.fourdown.org/WWE_Extreme_Rules_2013
http://www.fourdown.org/users/Jaime5150

WrestleMania 29: #84 (Site) -- #1 (League: Big Show's Big League)
Elimination Chamber: N/A (Site)
Royal Rumble: #1091 (Site) -- #32 (League: Big Show's Big League)

*** Last Man Standing Match, for the WWE Championship
Ryback vs. John Cena (c)

My Prediction: No Contest, Yes - interference

Calling it now, Shield Interfere, take out both men and dont answer the 10 count and The Shield take the WWE Title hostage.

*** I Quit Match,
Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger

My Prediction: Alberto Del Rio, Yes - interference

Del Rio will win leading to Ziggler vs Del Rio at Payback

*** Steel Cage Match,
Brock Lesnar vs. Triple H

My Prediction: Brock Lesnar, Cage Escape, No - no interference

Lesnar will win by escape by the door, why else have it be a cage match?

*** Strap Match,
Sheamus vs. Mark Henry

My Prediction: Mark Henry, No - no interference

Keep Henry Dominant

*** Extreme Rules Match,
Big Show vs. Randy Orton

My Prediction: Randy Orton, No - no interference

Randy wins 80% on PPV'S

*** Chris Jericho vs. Fandango

My Prediction: Chris Jericho, Submission, No - no interference

Toss up but Jericho leading to a 3rd match at Payback

*** Match for the United States Championship
Dean Ambrose vs. Kofi Kingston (c)

My Prediction: Dean Ambrose, Pinfall, No - no interference

Now know why Kofi won the US Title of Cesaro so a Babyface (KOFI) can lose.

*** Tornado Tag Team Match, for the World Tag Team Championship
Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns vs. Kane (c) & Daniel Bryan (c)

My Prediction: Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns, No - no interference

I could see a DQ win for Kane & Bryan but safe bet is with shield.

*** The Miz vs. Cody Rhodes

My Prediction: The Miz, Submission, No - no interference

Two Words: Miz Wins.

*** How many title changes will occur at Extreme Rules?

-- 4-Down Note: "This includes title changes for ANY match that is aired on TV/online (such as during a pre-show), regardless of whether or not the match was announced ahead of time or presented as a match above in the game. Dark matches will not count. If one title changes hands multiple times in one show, each time it changes counts as a title change."

My Prediction: 2

Extreme Rules (2013) Predictions from Dave1307

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:53:54 -0400

Extreme Rules (2013) Predictions from http://www.fourdown.org/WWE_Extreme_Rules_2013
http://www.fourdown.org/users/Dave1307

WrestleMania 29: #989 (Site) -- #293 (League: The /wooo/ World Order)
Elimination Chamber: N/A (Site)
Royal Rumble: #751 (Site) -- #228 (League: The /wooo/ World Order)

*** Last Man Standing Match, for the WWE Championship
Ryback vs. John Cena (c)

My Prediction: John Cena, Yes - interference

*** I Quit Match,
Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger

My Prediction: Alberto Del Rio, Yes - interference

*** Steel Cage Match,
Brock Lesnar vs. Triple H

My Prediction: Brock Lesnar, Pinfall/Submission, Yes - interference

*** Strap Match,
Sheamus vs. Mark Henry

My Prediction: Mark Henry, No - no interference

*** Extreme Rules Match,
Big Show vs. Randy Orton

My Prediction: Randy Orton, No - no interference

*** Chris Jericho vs. Fandango

My Prediction: Fandango, Pinfall, No - no interference

*** Match for the United States Championship
Dean Ambrose vs. Kofi Kingston (c)

My Prediction: Dean Ambrose, Pinfall, Yes - interference

*** Tornado Tag Team Match, for the World Tag Team Championship
Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns vs. Kane (c) & Daniel Bryan (c)

My Prediction: Kane & Daniel Bryan, No - no interference

*** The Miz vs. Cody Rhodes

My Prediction: The Miz, Submission, No - no interference

*** How many title changes will occur at Extreme Rules?

-- 4-Down Note: "This includes title changes for ANY match that is aired on TV/online (such as during a pre-show), regardless of whether or not the match was announced ahead of time or presented as a match above in the game. Dark matches will not count. If one title changes hands multiple times in one show, each time it changes counts as a title change."

My Prediction: 1

Extreme Rules (2013) Predictions from DangerousDan

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:14:03 -0400

Extreme Rules (2013) Predictions from http://www.fourdown.org/WWE_Extreme_Rules_2013
http://www.fourdown.org/users/DangerousDan

WrestleMania 29: #664 (Site) -- #18 (League: Big Show's Big League)
Elimination Chamber: #572 (Site) -- #7 (League: Big Show's Big League)
Royal Rumble: #527 (Site) -- #15 (League: Big Show's Big League)

*** Last Man Standing Match, for the WWE Championship
Ryback vs. John Cena (c)

No way does Cena lose in his first title defense. I'm sure he'll be selling the ankle injury hard though, which will allow Ryback to come close to victory on several occasions. Never fight a face character in a match where everything seems to be against them. Maybe that should have been one of Ryback's Rules (not really getting that catch phrase, rip-off of "O'Doyle Rules"?).

My Prediction: John Cena, No - no interference

*** I Quit Match,
Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger

Swagger has been built up enough lately that this loss won't really hurt him much. ADR is very likely to win since he is a face and the champ is likely to remain a heel.

My Prediction: Alberto Del Rio, Yes - interference

*** Steel Cage Match,
Brock Lesnar vs. Triple H

Lesnar is useless if he can't win this match. Since HHH is the opponent I'm sure that foul play will be involved but Lesnar has to win something if he's going to fight the Rock.

My Prediction: Brock Lesnar, Pinfall/Submission, Yes - interference

*** Strap Match,
Sheamus vs. Mark Henry

They've gone out of there way to make it seem like Henry can't lose this one so I'll pick Sheamus. The fella sort of needs a big win at this point whereas Henry beat the current #1 Contender at WM (where was Henry's title shot?). Mark doesn't need much buildup if the rumors of him fueding with Big E (who I consider to be white noise) are true.

My Prediction: Sheamus, No - no interference

*** Extreme Rules Match,
Big Show vs. Randy Orton

I'll disagree with the majority and pick Show for this one. The days of Super Orton seem like a distant memory while the days of Mid-Card Orton are in full swing. He will make a gutsy effort but doesn't really have the cred to beat Big Show at this point.

My Prediction: Big Show, No - no interference

*** Chris Jericho vs. Fandango

Fandango got the big win at WM so payback is in order here. Especially after the beatdown on Monday that brought out the serious Y2J.

My Prediction: Chris Jericho, Pinfall, Yes - interference

*** Match for the United States Championship
Dean Ambrose vs. Kofi Kingston (c)

*** Tornado Tag Team Match, for the World Tag Team Championship
Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns vs. Kane (c) & Daniel Bryan (c)

I'm picking these two as a pair and I'm picking the SHIELD. With all the guys they've defeated I cannot imagine any reason why they would be booked to lose these matches. Honestly, they are already above these titles and it will be their job to try to drag these titles up toward their level.

My Prediction: Dean Ambrose, Pinfall, Yes - interference
My Prediction: Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns, No - no interference

*** The Miz vs. Cody Rhodes

Cody is a jobber these days and there's a lot more to gain by giving the Miz another go at this point.

My Prediction: The Miz, Pinfall, No - no interference

*** How many title changes will occur at Extreme Rules?

-- 4-Down Note: "This includes title changes for ANY match that is aired on TV/online (such as during a pre-show), regardless of whether or not the match was announced ahead of time or presented as a match above in the game. Dark matches will not count. If one title changes hands multiple times in one show, each time it changes counts as a title change."

SHIELD wins the mid-card belts

My Prediction: 2

WWE Gamma Championship Wrestling : Extreme Rules

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:42:36 -0400

Pre-Show Match:

-Matt Striker and Tony Dawson are our commentators for the WWE Extreme Rules PPV.

-Pre-Show Battle Royal:
Winner gets a future US or IC Title Match

Alex Riley vs. Bo Dallas vs. Brodus Clay vs. R-Truth vs. Santino vs. Zack Ryder vs. Brad Maddox vs. Big E Langston vs. David Otunga vs. JTG vs. Michael McGillicutty vs. Primo vs. Epico vs. Justin Gabriel vs. Sin Cara vs. The Great Khali vs. Jey Uso vs. Jimmy Uso vs. Ted Dibiase vs. William Regal vs. Yoshi Tatsu vs. Antonio Cesaro vs. Camacho vs. Cody Rhodes vs. Fandango Curt Hawkins vs. Damien Sandow vs. Darren Young vs. Heath Slater vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Jinder Mahal vs. Titus O'Neil

-Order of Elimination:

-Camacho by The Great Khali

-JTG by Justin Gabriel

-The Great Khali by Big E Langston

-Yoshi Tatsu by Big E Langston

-Epico by Tensai

-Primo by Brodus Clay

-Jinder Mahal by Justin Gabriel

-David Otunga by Santino

-Brad Maddox by R-Truth

-Santino by Heath Slater

-Curt Hawkins by Ted Dibiase

-Bo Dallas by Drew McIntyre

-William Regal by Zack Ryder

-Zack Ryder by Big E Langston

-Michael McGillicutty by Sin Cara

-Sin Cara by The Primetime Players

-The Primetime Players by The Usos

-R-Truth by Cody Rhodes

-Alex Riley by Damien Sandow

-Jimmy Uso by Drew McIntyre

-Heath Slater by Jey Uso

-Drew McIntyre by Jey Uso

-Jey Uso by Antonio Cesaro

-Ted Dibiase by Big E Langston

-Brodus Clay by Damien Sandow

-Damien Sandow by Tensai

-Tensai by Cody Rhodes

-Cody Rhodes by Justin Gabriel

Final Four: Langston, Gabriel, Fandango, and Antonio Cesaro

-Antonio Cesaro by Justin Gabriel

-Big E Langston by Justin Gabriel

-Fandango by Justin Gabriel

Winner: Fandango

PPV:

The PPV goes on the air and pyro goes off as the Official Theme Song for Extreme Rules plays throughout the arena.

Michael Cole: We are live from the Scottrade Center in St. Louis Missouri and welcome....to Extreme Rules! I am Michael Cole alongside WWE Hall of Famer, Jerry "The King" Lawler and WWE Alumni JBL!

JBL: Tonight, WWE gets extreme!

Jerry Lawler: Not only does WWE get Extreme, so do the fans! This crowd is awesome so far tonight!

Michael Cole: That's right Jerry, and our first match of the evening is for the United States Championship!

The bell rings and Raw Ring Announcer Justin Roberts is in the ring.

Justin Roberts: The following match is a Chairs Match and it is for the WWE United States Championship!

Wade Barrett's music plays and the crowd boos as the current champion comes down to the ring.

Justin Roberts: Introducing first, from Preston, England, he is the Current WWE United States Champion, Wade Barrett!

Wade Barrett comes down to the ring and enters the ring and waits for Kofi Kingston. Kofi Kingston's music plays and the crowd cheers as Kingston comes down to the ring.

Justin Roberts: and his opponent, from Ghana, West Africa, Kofi Kingston!

Kofi Kingston enters the ring and he looks pretty excited to have a chance at the United States Championship!

Chairs Match for the United States Championship:

Wade Barrett (c) vs. Kofi Kingston

The match begins and Barrett gets Kingston in a headlock. Kingston tosses Barrett into the ropes and goes for Trouble In Paradise, but Barrett holds onto the ropes and goes to the outside of the ring. Wade Barrett grabs a chair and slides back into the ring. Kingston starts attacking Barrett and Barrett pushes Kingston away. Barrett gets up and picks up the air and hits Kingston in the stomach with the chair. Kingston falls over and Barrett hits him in the back with the chair. Barrett goes for the pin, but Kingston kicks out at one.

Barrett then sets up the chair and places it between two turnbuckles in the corner. Barrett picks up Kingston and goes to Irish Whip Kingston right into the chair, but Kingston reverses and whips Barrett right into the chair. Kingston picks Barrett up and tosses him out of the ring. Kingston then sets up the chair. Kingston runs the ropes and uses the chair to help him hit Wade Barrett with a Plancha! Kofi Kingston gets up as the crowd goes crazy. Kofi tosses Barrett into the ring and goes for the pin. 1..2!

Kingston gets back up and heads to the outside. He grabs another chair and heads back into the ring. Barrett quickly gets up and hits Kingston with a Big Boot! Wow! Wade Barrett then lays out the chair. Barrett then picks up Kingston and hits him with the Winds of Change onto the chair! WOW! That had to hurt! Wade Barrett then sets up the chair in a seated position. Barrett then picks up Kingston and hits him with the Wasteland onto the chair!!!!! Kofi is done! 1..2!

Wade Barrett can't believe it. Wade Barrett picks up Kingston and tosses him into the ropes. Barrett goes for a clothesline, but Kingston ducks. Barrett turns around and there's Kingston with a Super Man Clothesline. Kingston waits for Barrett to get up and then there's another Super Man Clothesline! Kingston then grabs a chair and hits Barrett in the back with it! Kingston then waits for Barrett to turn around and Kingston throws the chair at Barrett and he catches it. Barrett swings at Kingston, but Kingston ducks. Barrett turns around and there's Trouble In Paradise from Kingston! 1..2..3!

Justin Roberts: Here is your winner and The NEW UNITED STATES CHAMPION...KOFI KINGSTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The referee hands Kingston his newly won championship and the crowd goes crazy as Kingston starts celebrating. Josh Matthews comes down to the ring with a microphone and it looks like he's going to ask Kingston some questions.

Josh Matthews: Congratulations Kofi, what's going through your mind right now?

Kofi Kingston: First off....

Vickie Guerrero: Excuse me!!!!

The crowd gives the Raw GM a lot of heat as she comes out on the stage.

Vickie Guerrero: I said EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The crowd gives Vickie even more heat.

Vickie Guerrero: First, I'd like to congratulate Kofi Kingston on winning the United States Championship....

The crowd cheers.

Vickie Guerrero: However, I have somebody backstage ready to cash in his United States Championship Match....please welcome....Fandango!!!!!!!!!

Fandango's music plays and Fandango comes down to the ring to a lot of heat from the crowd. Summer Rae is with Fandango tonight. Kofi Kingston has a angry look on his face as the referee makes him hand over his newly won United States Championship.

Singles Match for the United States Championship:

Kofi Kingston (c) vs. Fandango w/ Summer Rae

The match begins and the crowd is booing like crazy. Kingston runs at Fandango and Fandango quickly runs into the corner and is half way out of the ring, so the referee has to pull Kingston off of Fandango. Fandango runs at Kingston and hits him with a Big Boot. Fandango goes for the pin. 1..2!

Fandango picks up Kingston and tosses him into the ropes. Fandango goes for a clothesline, but Kingston ducks. Fandango turns around, and Kingston goes for the Trouble In Paradise, but Fandango ducks out of the way himself. Kingston turns around and there's Fandango with a Reverse STO! Fandango then heads to the top rope and hits Kingston with the Watch Your Step! Fandango goes for the pin! 1..2..3!

Justin Roberts: Here is your winner and the NEW Untied States Champion, Fandango!

The crowd boos as the referee hands Fandango the United States Championship. Fandango heads backstage with Summer Rae with a big smirk on his face. Fandango raises up his US Title as Kingston slowly gets up in the ring, realizing that he'd just been screwed out of the United States Championship!

Michael Cole: That was totally unfair!

JBL: Unfair? C'mon Cole!

Jerry Lawler: I've got to agree with Cole here, JBL.

Michael Cole: But anyways, we have a New United States Champion in Fandango. Well up next, Mark Henry defends his World Heavyweight Championship against Sheamus and Randy Orton!

A Promo for Mark Henry vs. Sheamus vs. Randy Orton plays.

Triple Threat Match for the World Heavyweight Championship:

Mark Henry (c) vs. Randy Orton vs. Sheamus

Mark Henry's music hits and the crowd gives the World Heavyweight Champion a mixed reaction as he comes down to the ring. Sheamus's music plays next and the crowd cheers as "The Celtic Warrior" comes down to the ring. He enters the ring and stares down Mark Henry. Randy Orton's music plays and the crowd gives Randy Orton a giant pop as he comes down to the ring.

The match begins and Sheamus and Orton stare Henry down. Randy Orton and Sheamus quickly go to work on Henry. Henry is tossed into the ropes by Sheamus, and Randy Orton hits him with a clothesline as Sheamus runs the ropes and hits Henry with an elbow. Sheamus goes for the pin, but Randy Orton breaks it up.

Sheamus and Orton pick him up and then Irish Whip Henry into the ropes and hit a double-team clothesline. Randy Orton then picks Henry up and tosses him into the corner. Orton runs at Henry, but Henry gets his foot up and hits Orton. Sheamus runs at Henry, but Henry moves out of the way. Henry grabs Sheamus and hits him with a powerslam. Orton runs at Henry and Henry hits him with a clothesline. Henry runs the ropes and hits Sheamus with a splash. Henry goes for the pin on The Celtic Warrior. 1..2!

Mark Henry then shifts his focus over to The Viper, Randy Orton. Mark Henry picks up Orton and tosses him into the corner. Mark Henry goes for a Corner Splash, but Orton moves out of the way. Henry turns around and Randy Orton goes for the RKO, but Henry reverses and slams Orton down onto the mat. Mark Henry picks up Randy Orton and hits him with the World's Strongest Slam! Mark Henry goes for the pin on Orton! 1..2! Sheamus breaks up the pin.

Sheamus and Henry get back up and they exchange quite a few punches. Sheamus tosses Henry into the ropes and Sheamus hits Henry with a shoulder block. Sheamus and Henry get back up and Sheamus hits another. Sheamus picks up Henry and then tosses him into the corner. Sheamus goes for a Big Boot, but Henry moves out of the way. Sheamus turns around and Henry hits him with a few punches and hits him with a suplex. Mark Henry then hits Sheamus with a splash. 1..2!

Randy Orton breaks up the pin. Randy Orton hits Henry with many punches and then Orton runs the ropes. Orton hits Henry with a clothesline. Henry gets back up and there's another clothesline. Sheamus grabs Randy Orton and hits him with a few punches. Sheamus hits Orton with a suplex. Orton gets back up and there's Sheamus with a DDT. Sheamus goes for the pin. 1..2!

Sheamus picks up Orton and tosses him into the corner. Sheamus runs at Orton, but Orton moves out of the way as Mark Henry gets up. Randy Orton then runs out of the corner area and hits Mark Henry with an RKO! Randy Orton then turns around and there's Sheamus with a Brogue Kick! Randy Orton rolls out of the ring as Sheamus goes for the pin on Mark Henry. 1..2..3!

WINNER AND NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: SHEAMUS!!!!!!!!!!

The referee hands Sheamus the World Heavyweight Championship as Randy Orton is in shock at ringside. Sheamus starts celebrating and Randy Orton rolls back into the ring. Sheamus puts his hand out for Randy Orton to shake, and Orton shakes it. Randy Orton pats Sheamus on the back. Randy Orton raises Sheamus's arm in the air and exits the ring as Sheamus continues to celebrate. Sheamus then heads up the ramp and stops on the stage, where he turns around and raises his WHC in the air one last time. Sheamus turns around and heads backstage.

Michael Cole: Wow! We have another New Champion!

JBL: Sheamus is such a cheater!

Jerry Lawler: Every man for himself, JBL, and it's not like you've never done it before when you wrestled, JBL. I did it too.

JBL: Whatever, Jerry!

Michael Cole: Now let's go backstage where Josh Matthews is with The New World Heavyweight Champion, SHEAMUS!

We go backstage and we see Sheamus and Josh Matthews standing in the locker room area.

Josh Matthews: Congratulations Sheamus!

Sheamus: Thanks Josh, tonight, I achieved my goal and that was to walk out of here tonight with championship gold around my waist. No matter who wants a shot at my title, I'll give it to them. Too bad they wont be successful.

Josh Matthews: Thanks Sheamus for your time.

Sheamus walks off, but suddenly he's blindsided by The Shield! Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns, and Seth Rollins come out of nowhere and just start kicking and punching Sheamus. They then hit the Shield of Injustice on Sheamus on the cement floor! WOW! We then go back to the commentators.

Michael Cole: Wow, I hope Sheamus is alright.

JBL: That was definitely uncalled for by the WWE Tag Champs.

Jerry Lawler: We'll give you updates on Sheamus's condition throughout the night.

Jack Swagger's music begins to play and the crowd boos as the Intercontinental Champion and Zeb Colter come down to the ring. Zeb Colter has a microphone in his hands.

Zeb Colter: Tonight, Jack Swagger defends his Intercontinental Championship against The Miz!

The crowd cheers.

Zeb Colter: Ya'll should be cheering, because tonight, Jack Swagger will retain his Intercontinental Championship and prove he's a REAL AMERICAN! Unlike The Miz, Jack Swagger is what he claims to be....Jack Swagger IS awesome!

The crowd gives Colter a lot of heat. The Miz's music plays and the challenger comes down to the ring to a huge pop from the crowd. The Miz grabs a table and slides it into the ring. The Miz finishes his entrance and the match begins.

Tables Match for the Intercontinental Championship:

Jack Swagger (c) w/ Zeb Colter vs. The Miz

The bell rings and The Miz sets up the table. The Miz then locks up with Jack Swagger. The Miz gets Jack Swagger in a belly to back lock. Swagger gets out of it and hits The Miz with a belly to back suplex. Jack Swagger picks up The Miz and tosses him into the ropes. Swagger hits The Miz with a Big Boot. Zeb Colter hands Jack Swagger a table and Swagger sets it up in the corner. Jack Swagger picks up The Miz and tosses him into the corner. Swagger runs towards The Miz and The Miz moves out of the way, causing Swagger to go through the table. However, Swagger is not eliminated because The Miz did not make contact to put him through the table.

The Miz then waits for Swagger to get up. Jack Swagger turns around and there's The Miz with an Awesome Clothesline right into Swagger in the corner. The Miz then picks up Jack Swagger and hits him with a suplex. The Awesome One then picks up Swagger and hits another suplex. The Awesome One then goes for the Figure Four, but Swagger pushes The Miz away. The Miz turns around and he turns back around right into a big boot from Jack Swagger.

Jack Swagger then grabs the table and sets it up near the corner. He then places The Miz on it. Jack Swagger then goes for the Red, White, and Blue out of the corner, but The Miz moves out of the way. Jack Swagger catches himself before going through the table. The Miz pushes over the table and then jumps over it and hits the Real American with a clothesline. The Miz then hits him with a few punches and then he does his taunt, which the crowd responds with cheers. The Miz then grabs Swagger for an SCF through the table, but Swagger reverses by flipping the Miz over his head. Jack Swagger then grabs The Miz and places him on the top rope. The Miz then hits Jack Swagger with a few punches and Swagger falls onto the table, but it doesn't break. The Miz is about to hit Jack Swagger with an elbow, but Zeb Colter jumps up on the apron and grabs The Miz. Jack Swagger gets up and then he swipes The Miz's legs out from under him and The Miz goes flying through the table! Jack Swagger wins!

Winner and STILL the Intercontinental Champion: Jack Swagger

Zeb Colter and Jack Swagger grab The US Title and flee up the ramp as the crowd is booing like crazy. The Miz is pretty pissed off. The Miz throws around a few tables in the ring as Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter walk up the ramp taunting The Miz. This thing between The Miz and Jack Swagger is definitely not over.

We go backstage and we see Dolph Ziggler, Big E Langston, and AJ Lee backstage.

Dolph Ziggler: Did you hear Chris Jericho ditched Extreme Rules for a Fozzy Concert?

Big E Langston: I heard he did it because he knew you were going to beat him.

AJ Lee: Ziggy, dont worry babe, you may not be in action tonight, but I'll make you happy by beating Kaitlyn....up next!

We go back to the arena and AJ Lee's music hits. AJ Lee comes out along with Dolph Ziggler and Big E Langston. They get good heat as they come down to the ring. Kaitlyn's music plays next and the crowd cheers as the WWE Diva's Champion comes down to the ring. Kaitlyn enters the ring and hands the referee the Divas Title.

WWE Diva's Championship:

Kaitlyn (c) vs. AJ Lee w/ Big E Langston and Dolph Ziggler

The bell rings and Kaitlyn runs at AJ and hits her with a Lou Thez Press. Kaitlyn has to be pulled off of AJ by the referee. The referee warns Kaitlyn that if she does it again, she'll be disqualified. Kaitlyn then picks up AJ and tosses her into the ropes. Kaitlyn hits AJ with a clothesline and then goes for the pin on AJ. 1..2! NO! AJ gets the shoulder up in time.

Kaitlyn picks up AJ again and this time, tosses her into the corner. Kaitlyn runs at AJ, but AJ gets her knees up. Kaitlyn turns around and then turns back around into a Running Knee from AJ Lee. AJ Lee then takes out her frustration on her former best friend. AJ looks to get some gold tonight. AJ goes for the pin. 1..2!

Kaitlyn is still going. AJ picks up Kaitlyn and then tosses her into the corner. AJ hits Kaitlyn with a corner splash and then AJ runs the ropes, only to get a Big Boot from the Current Diva's Champion. Kaitlyn then drops an elbow onto the #1 Contender. Kaitlyn goes for the pin and looks to retain her title. 1..2! AJ Lee is still in it.

Kaitlyn picks up AJ and goes for the gut-buster but AJ reverses and goes behind the Champion. AJ then tosses Kaitlyn into the ropes. Kaitlyn bounces off of the ropes and hits her with a clothesline to the back. AJ Lee then turns Kaitlyn over and goes for the pin. 1..2!

AJ Lee is starting to get frustrated. AJ gets a headlock on Kaitlyn. Kaitlyn starts clapping and so does the crowd. Kaitlyn gets out of the hold and then tosses AJ into the ropes. Kaitlyn hits AJ with a clothesline. AJ gets back up and there's another clothesline from Kaitlyn. Kaitlyn then goes for the Gutbuster, but AJ gets out of it again and then runs the ropes. Kaitlyn turns around right into a clothesline from the #1 Contender. AJ then picks up Kaitlyn and then hits her with a Wrist-Lock Sit-Out Side Slam! WOAH! AJ Lee goes for the pin! Will this do it? 1..2..3!

Winner and NEW WWE Diva's Champion: AJ LEE

The crowd boos as the referee hands AJ the WWE Diva's Championship. AJ heads to the back with his Boyfriend, Dolph Ziggler, and Big E Langston as Kaitlyn is not very happy in the ring. AJ is crying tears of joy as she holds up the WWE Diva's Championship.

A Promo for The Shield vs. Team Hell No Airs.

The WWE Tag Team Champions, The Shield come out first. The crowd boos as Ambrose, Rollins, and Reigns come through the crowd and into the ring. Kane's music hits and the crowd cheers as Kane and Daniel Bryan quickly come down to the ring.

2 on 3 Handicap Match:

Kane and Daniel Bryan vs. WWE Tag Team Champions, The Shield

It will be Daniel Bryan and Seth Rollins starting out. Seth Rollins kicks Daniel Bryan in the stomach. Rollins then runs the ropes and hits Daniel Bryan with a sliding dropkick. Rollins then grabs Daniel Bryan and then goes to tag in his partner, Dean Ambrose. Dean Ambrose comes in and hits Bryan with a knee to the face. Ambrose goes for the pin. 1..2!

D-Bry kicks out at two. Dean Ambrose then locks in a single leg Boston Crab and lifts his opponent up and changes it into a Liontamer. Dean Ambrose then tags Reigns who comes in and grabs D-Bry and tosses him into the corner and then hits him with a corner splash. Kane wants to eagerly get in the match.

Roman Reigns picks up D-Bry, but D-Bry suddenly hits Reigns with a roundhouse, which dazes him. D-Bry quickly climbs to the top rope, but Reigns interferes with the ropes causing D-Bry to fall. Reigns takes advantage of Daniel Bryan and stomps on him a few times before picking him up. Roman Reigns hits Daniel Bryan with a suplex followed by another. Roman Reigns taunts the crowd and gets good heat back in return. Roman Reigns runs the ropes, only to get hit with a punch by Kane. Roman Reigns turns around and vents his anger at Kane before turning around and then getting a dropkick from Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan then quickly gets up to his feet and tags in Kane. Kane quickly comes in and the crowd is going crazy. He clotheslines Reigns as Ambrose enters the ring, Kane hits him with a clothesline.Seth Rollins goes for a springboard, but Kane catches him and goes for the chokeslam, but Roman Reigns attacks Kane from behind and hits him with a Belly to back suplex! Roman Reigns goes for the pin. 1..2!

Reigns picks up Kane and then hits a DDT. Roman Reigns tags in Seth Rollins. Seth Rollins leaps from the top rope with an elbow to Kane. Seth Rollins then gets up and drops a few knees before taunting Daniel Bryan. Seth Rollins then runs the ropes and goes for a splash, but Kane moves out of the way. Kane gets up and tags in Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan comes in as Rollins tags in Ambrose. Ambrose comes in and gets a clothesline from Bryan, followed by another. Daniel Bryan picks up Ambrose and tosses him into the corner. Daniel Bryan then hits him with a corner dropkick! The crowd goes crazy as Daniel Bryan goes for the pin. 1..2!

It's broken up by Roman Reigns. Kane comes in and clotheslines Roman Reigns out of the ring. Daniel Bryan then picks up Dean Ambrose and goes for a side suplex, but Dean Ambrose reverses it and gets Daniel Bryan in a headlock, and then hits a Headlock Driver! Dean Ambrose goes for the pin. 1..2..3!

Winners: WWE Tag Team Champions, The Shield

The crowd boos as The Shield is victorious. They grab their WWE Tag Team Titles and head to the back as quickly as possible. Team Hell No are shocked The Shield was able to pick up the victory, especially in a clean fashion. Well anyways, up next is the Falls Count Anywhere Match between The Big Show and Alberto Del Rio!

A Promo for Del Rio vs. Big Show Airs

The Big Show's music plays and the crowd boos as The Big Show comes down to the ring. Big Show enters the ring and he does not look happy. Alberto Del Rio's music plays next and Ricardo Rodriguez introduces him to a huge pop. Del Rio quickly comes down to the ring and the match is underway.

Falls Count Anywhere:
The Big Show vs. Alberto Del Rio

The match begins and Del Rio hits The Big Show with a few kicks. Del Rio then hits Big Show with an Enzigiri and Big Show rolls out of the ring. Del Rio heads to the outside of the ring and he goes to toss Big Show into the fan barrier, but Big Show reverses and irish whips Del Rio right into the barrier. The Big Show then picks up Del Rio and hits him with a bodyslam right onto the arena floor. Big Show goes for the pin, but Del Rio kicks out at two.

Big Show picks up Del Rio and he slams him on the announce table. The announcers scurry as Big Show takes out the monitors. The Big Show then grabs Del Rio, but Del Rio hits Big Show with a few punches and then slams Big Show on the announce table. Del Rio then jumps on the apron and then jumps off, hitting Big Show with a boot to the face. Alberto Del Rio goes for the pin, but Big Show kicks out at one.

Del Rio then grabs Big Show and tosses him back into the ring. Alberto goes to the top rope and Del Rio hits Big Show with a seated senton as he gets up to his feet. Del Rio does his taunt and the crowd responds back with cheers. Alberto then locks in the Cross Armbreaker, but Big Show gets up to his feet and slams Del Rio down, making him let go of the hold on Big Show. Alberto and Big Show then get back up to their feet. The Big Show clotheslines Del Rio to the outside of the ring. Big Show then heads to the outside of the ring and he slams Del Rio right into the fan barrier. The Big Show follows that up with an irish whip right into the steel steps. The Big Show goes for the pin. 1..2!

The Big Show picks Del Rio up, but Del Rio hits Big Show with a few punches. Del Rio goes for a kick, but Big Show reverses and slams Del Rio down. The Big Show then picks up Del Rio and hits him with a bodyslam on the arena floor. The Big Show picks up Del Rio and then goes for the Chokeslam, but Del Rio gets out of it and goes behind Big Show. Del RIo then pushes The Big Show right into the ring post ! That had to hurt! Del Rio then hit The Big Show with a clothesline as he just got back up to his feet. Del Rio then picks up The Big Show and then irish whips him into the steel steps! Del Rio goes for the pin. 1..2!

Del Rio can't believe it! Del Rio then taunts Big Show to get up. Big Show gets up and Del Rio hits him with a superkick! Del Rio then hits Big Show with an enizigiri and Big Show falls down. Alberto goes for the Cross Armbreaker, but Big Show lifts up Del Rio and slams him into the barricade. Big Show then rolls back into the ring and Del Rio follows. Del Rio gets up and The Big Show runs the ropes and hits him with a Big Shoulder block. The Big Show then taunts for Alberto Del Rio to get up. Del Rio gets up and Del Rio gets a Chokeslam from The Big Show! The Big Show goes for the pin! Big Show's got it. 1..2!

Del Rio kicks out and The Big Show can't believe it. The crowd goes crazy as Big Show shows signs of fustration. The Big Show then taunts for Del Rio to get up. Ricardo Rodriguez then hops up on apron. The Big Show turns around and hits Ricardo with the WMD! Ricardo falls down onto the arena floor as the crowd boos. Big Show turns around and Del Rio hits Big Show with a Superkick! Big Show falls down. Del Rio then heads up to the top rope. Del Rio waits for Big Show to get up. Del Rio goes for the Seated Senton, Big Show moves out of the way and Del Rio lands on his feet. Del Rio turns around and there's a WMD from The Big Show! Big Show goes for the pin. 1..2..3!

Winner: The Big Show

The crowd boos as The Big Show's music begins to play. The Big Show heads backstage to a lot of heat from the crowd as Alberto Del Rio slowly gets up to his feet. Well anyways, up next is none other than the Extreme Rules, WWE Title match between Ryback and John Cena!

A Promo for John Cena vs. Ryback airs

John Cena's music plays and the crowd cheers as The WWE Champion comes out. John Cena runs down to the ring and throws his hat to a fan in the crowd, followed by his T-Shirt. John Cena waits for Ryback to come out. Ryback's music plays and the crowd cheers as Ryback comes out on the stage with an angry look on his face. Ryback comes down to the ring and enters the ring. The ring is surrounded by ladders, chairs, tables, kendo sticks, garbage cans, you name it!

The match starts and they get in an elbow and collar tie up. Ryback gets John Cena in a submission and John Cena pushes Ryback into the ropes. John Cena goes for a shoulder block, but Ryback ducks. Ryback rolls out of the ring and he grabs a steel chair. Ryback then gets back into the ring and hits John Cena in the back with a steel chair! The crowd boos as he then does it again. He waits for John Cena to get up and Ryback

hits Cena in the back one more time. Ryback goes for the pin and the referee starts counting. 1..2!

Ryback then heads out of the ring and grabs a kendo stick. Ryback waits for Cena to get up and Ryback hits Cena with a kendo stick! Wow! He waits for Cena to get up again, and he goes to hit Cena, but John Cena grabs the kendo stick out of his hands and breaks it in half as the crowd goes nuts. Ryback tries to escape out of the ring, but Cena grabs him and tosses him into the ropes. John Cena hits Ryback with a shoulder block. Ryback then gets back up and Cena hits another. Ryback and Cena get back up and Ryback goes for a clothesline, but Cena ducks and hits him with a side back suplex. John Cena goes for the pin. 1..2!

John Cena gets up and he notices the steel chair in the ring. The crowd cheers as Cena picks it up and waits for Ryback to get up. Ryback turns around and John Cena hits him with a chair to the back. The crowd chants "One More Time". Cena hits Ryback one more time and the referee cringes as Cena hits him one more time. Cena then hits Ryback with a suplex. The referee counts the pin. 1..2!

John Cena then slides out of the ring and grabs a table. Cena slides the table into the ring and John Cena then slides into the ring. Cena grabs Ryback and tosses him into the corner. Cena goes for a corner splash, but he moves out of the way. Ryback then runs at Cena and hits him with a knee, followed by a bulldog on top of the table. Ryback then picks up the table and sets it up. John Cena gets up and he sets him on the table. Ryback heads up to the top rope and he then hits John Cena with an elbow through the table!
WOW! The crowd goes crazy as Ryback makes the pin. The referee reluctantly counts the pin. 1..2!

The crowd can't believe it. John Cena picks up Ryback and tosses him into the ropes. Cena goes for a clothesline, but Ryback ducks. Cena turns around and Ryback hits him with a roundhouse! Ryback then grabs John Cena and hits him with a Piledriver! Oh My! Vintage Ryback! Ryback then screams at the referee to count faster. Ryback goes for the pin on John Cena. We have a New WWE Champion! The referee counts the pin. 1..2!

The crowd is going nuts as Ryback can't believe it. Ryback then grabs another chair. Ryback turns around and John Cena hits Ryback with a huricanrana. WOW! Ryback scrambles and gets up right into a spinebuster from John Cena. John Cena then runs the ropes and hits Ryback with a Five Knuckle Shuffle! Ryback gets up and John Cena lifts up Ryback for the Attitude Adjustment, but Ryback reverses and hits John Cena with a Shellshocked! Ryback goes for the pin on John Cena as the crowd looks concerned. 1..2!

WOW! John Cena isn't giving up tonight. Ryback argues with the referee to count faster and he doesn't see Cena getting up. Ryback turns around and Cena hits him with a clothesline. Ryback gets back up and there's another clothesline from John Cena. Ryback gets up again, and is hit with a Spinebuster! He then rolls out of the ring and gets a table. Cena sets up the table and then hits Ryback with a Five Knuckle Shuffle. Ryback slowly gets up and John Cena lifts him up for the Attitude Adjustment. Ryback reverses and goes behind Cena. Ryback hits Cena with another roundhouse and then tosses him into the corner. Ryback places Cena on the top rope along with himself. Ryback picks up Cena and they exchange punches. Ryback goes for a top rope suplex, but John Cena reverses and picks up Ryback for the Attitude Adjustment! John Cena hits it and Ryback goes through the table as the crowd is going crazy! John Cena goes for the pin. 1..2..3!

Winner and STILL The WWE Champion: John Cena

The crowd cheers as John Cena is handed the WWE Championship by the referee. John Cena starts to celebrate, but he is blindsided by Ryback with a Steel Chair! Ryback hits Cena in the back a few times, followed by a kick to the back. Ryback then hits John Cena with a Shellshocked! The crowd boos as Ryback holds up the WWE Title to end the show.

Extreme Rules (2013) Predictions from TheOzone

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:31:16 -0400

Extreme Rules (2013) Predictions from http://www.fourdown.org/WWE_Extreme_Rules_2013
>http://www.fourdown.org/users/TheOzone

WrestleMania 29: N/A (Site)
Elimination Chamber: N/A (Site)
Royal Rumble: N/A (Site)

*** Last Man Standing Match, for the WWE Championship
Ryback vs. John Cena (c)

My Prediction: John Cena, Yes - interference

*** I Quit Match,
Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger

My Prediction: Alberto Del Rio, Yes - interference

*** Steel Cage Match,
Brock Lesnar vs. Triple H

My Prediction: Brock Lesnar, Pinfall/Submission, Yes - interference

*** Strap Match,
Sheamus vs. Mark Henry

My Prediction: Mark Henry, No - no interference

*** Extreme Rules Match,
Big Show vs. Randy Orton

My Prediction: Randy Orton, No - no interference

*** Chris Jericho vs. Fandango

My Prediction: Fandango, Pinfall, No - no interference

*** Match for the United States Championship
Dean Ambrose vs. Kofi Kingston (c)

My Prediction: Dean Ambrose, Pinfall, No - no interference

*** Tornado Tag Team Match, for the World Tag Team Championship
Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns vs. Kane (c) & Daniel Bryan (c)

My Prediction: Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns, No - no interference

*** The Miz vs. Cody Rhodes

My Prediction: The Miz, Submission, No - no interference

*** How many title changes will occur at Extreme Rules?

-- 4-Down Note: "This includes title changes for ANY match that is aired on TV/online (such as during a pre-show), regardless of whether or not the match was announced ahead of time or presented as a match above in the game. Dark matches will not count. If one title changes hands multiple times in one show, each time it changes counts as a title change."

My Prediction: 2

WWE Gamma Championship Wrestling : Extreme Rules Match Card

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:02:36 -0400

1.) Extreme Rules Match for the WWE Championship:
John Cena (c) vs. Ryback

2.) Triple Threat Match for the World Heavyweight Championship:
Mark Henry (c) vs. Randy Orton vs. Sheamus

3.) Chairs Match for the US Title:
Wade Barrett (c) vs. Kofi Kingston

4.) Tables Match for the IC Title:
Jack Swagger (c) vs. The Miz

5.) 3 on 2 Handiap Match:
WWE Tag Team Champions, The Shield vs. Daniel Bryan and Kane

6.) Singles Match for the Divas Title:
Kaitlyn (c) vs. AJ Lee

*7.) Street Fight:
Dolph Ziggler vs. Chris Jericho

*This Match has been cancelled due to Chris Jericho having to preform at a Fozzy Concert

**8.) Pre-Show Battle Royal:
Alex Riley vs. Bo Dallas vs. Brodus Clay vs. R-Truth vs. Santino vs. Zack Ryder vs. Brad Maddox vs. Big E Langston vs. David Otunga vs. JTG vs. Michael McGillicutty vs. Primo vs. Epico vs. Justin Gabriel vs. Sin Cara vs. The Great Khali vs. Jey Uso vs. Jimmy Uso vs. Ted Dibiase vs. William Regal vs. Yoshi Tatsu vs. Antonio Cesaro vs. Camacho vs. Cody Rhodes vs. Curt Hawkins vs. Damien Sandow vs. Darren Young vs. Heath Slater vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Jinder Mahal vs. Titus O'Neil vs. Fandango

**The winner of this match recieves a future US or IC Title Match

WWE Gamma Championship Wrestling : Smackdown Episode 6

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:42:45 -0400

-Before they face each other at Extreme Rules this Sunday, tonight, The World Heavyweight Champion Mark Henry, Sheamus, and Randy Orton will be guests on MizTV, hosted by The Miz. What will they have to say and what will they do? Find out later tonight!

-Commercial Break

-Sheamus and Randy Orton def. 3MB: Heath Slater, Drew McIntyre, and Jinder Mahal in a 2 on 3 Handicap Match. Sheamus was going to hit Jinder Mahal with a Brouge, but Randy Orton tagged himself in to the distain of Sheamus. Randy Orton then came in and hit Jinder Mahal with an RKO for the win.

-Backstage, World Heavyweight Champion Mark Henry is asked by Matt Striker about Sheamus and Randy Orton teaming up and beating 3MB. Mark Henry says 3MB isn't even close to being as good as Mark Henry and that if Sheamus and Randy Orton had trouble beating 3MB tonight, they'll have a whole lot of trouble at Extreme Rules beating him.

-Commercial Break

-The Big Show def. Sin Cara with the WMD. Sin Cara got in a lot of offense on The Big Show and was close to a win, but Big Show was able to catch him with a WMD for the win. Ricardo Rodriguez and Alberto Del Rio were on commentary for this match. After the match, Del Rio attacked The Big Show, and The Big Show ended up walking to the back as Del Rio and Ricardo celebrated in the ring. Will this be the scene Sunday at Extreme Rules?

-Backstage, Teddy Long was asked about Booker T. Teddy Long said that Booker T had to have surgery, so until Booker T returns, Booker T has named Teddy Long the Interim General Manager of Smackdown.

-WWE Diva's Champion Kaitlyn def. Tamina Snuka by Disqualification . AJ Lee came out and attacked The WWE Diva's Champion just as she was about to pick up the pinfall win over Tamina. AJ then took Kaitlyn's Diva's Championship and raised it up in the air, only to throw it back down on Kaitlyn.

-Commercial Break

-World Heavyweight Champion Mark Henry is already in the ring when we come back from commercial break. Mark Henry has a microphone and he says Sheamus and Randy Orton beating 3MB in a 2 on 3 Match is nothing to what Henry is going to do next. Mark Henry says he challenges anybody in the back to a 6-Man Gauntlet Match...that is NOT Randy Orton and Sheamus!

-The first entrant is The Great Khali. Mark Henry quickly gets the pin on The Great Khali after a World's Strongest Slam. 1 down, 5 more to go.

-The next entrant is Yoshi Tatsu. Mark Henry quickly beats Yoshi Tatsu with the World's Strongest Slam. 2 down, 4 more to go.

-The next entrant is Raw's Santino. Santino gets a decent amount of offense in on Henry. Santino ends up hitting Henry with the Cobra, but Mark Henry kicked out. Santino went for the Cobra again, but this time when Santino ran at him, Henry lifted him up and hit him with a WSS for the win. 3 down, 3 more to go.

-The next entrant is Raw's R-Truth. R-Truth and Mark Henry go back and forth. R-Truth hits Mark Henry with the Little Jimmy, but Mark Henry kicked out. R-Truth then goes for the Lie Detector, but Henry catches him with a WSS! Mark Henry goes for the pin. 1..2..3! 4 down, 2 more to go.

-The next entrant is William Regal. William Regal dominates for the first few moments, but when Regal went for the Knee Trembler, Henry moved out of the way and Regal turned around right into a World's Strongest Slam. Mark Henry wins! 5 down, one more to go.

-The next entrant is a returning Ted Dibiase Jr. Ted Dibiase comes in and immediately starts hitting Henry with punches. Ted Dibiase dominates the match for 5 minutes and is about to hit Henry with Dream Street, but Henry pushes Dibiase into the ropes! Dibiase turns around and gets a WSS from Henry! Henry goes for the pin..1..2..3!

The World Heavyweight Champion Mark Henry wins the Gauntlet Challenge!

Mark Henry grabs his title and the microphone after the match and says Nobody Can Beat him!

-Commercial Break

-Justin Gabriel, Alex Riley, and The Usos def. Team Rhodes Scholars and The Primetime Players.
The good guys got the win when Alex Riley hit Darren Young with the Game Changer. The faces celebrated after the match.

-Up Next is MizTV, featuring The Miz, WHC Mark Henry, Sheamus, and Randy Orton!

-Commercial Break

-We return from the break and The Miz makes his entrance for MizTV. The Miz then introduces Randy Orton, followed by Sheamus, followed by Mark Henry. All three men go back and forth, but are interrupted by the Intercontinental Champion Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter. Zeb Colter and Jack Swagger say none of the men in the ring are REAL Americans, but Jack Swagger is. It should be Jack Swagger in the Main Event of Extreme Rules! All 5 men start brawling, and Jack Swagger is quickly tossed out of the ring by The Miz. The Miz is then taken out by Mark Henry. Mark Henry turns around into a double clothesline from Randy Orton and Sheamus! The two start celebrating, but Randy Orton hits Sheamus with an RKO! Randy Orton then grabs Henry's WHC and holds it up to end the show.

Extreme Rules predictions.

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:58:10 -0400

1.Miz Vs. Cody Rhodes in a pre-show match- I predict Miz winning this as Cody Rhodes has only one thing going for him: his moustache. Miz is a movie star and one of the top WWE spokespeople. They can't afford to make him look bad.

2.Chris Jericho Vs. Fandango: I see Fandango winning. If I was the WWE matchmakers I wouldn't keep giving wins to a man thats hardly here. Jericho is good to make Fandango look good. Fandango will pull off the win.

3. Randy Orton Vs. Big show in an extreme rules match: I see Orton coming out on top. Not much build to this match, or at least I'm not too interested in it. Don't know whos to blame for that.

4.Sheamus Vs. Mark Henry in a celtic strap match: I"m giving this one to Mark Henry actually. I'm hearing that since he came back they've been planning to build him up good for a match against Big E LAngston. That should be good so I see Henry coming out on top here.

5. Team Hell No defends the tag titles against Shields Roman Reigns and Seth Rolling in a tornado match: The Sheild are winning this and I'm saying they'll do it cleanly. I don't think Dean Ambrose needs to get involved. Reigns will probably get the pinfall on Bryan while Kane was distracted by Seth Rollins.

6. Kofi Kingston defends the US title against Dean Ambrose: I'm syaing Ambrose walks away with the belt after Reigns and Rollins distract Kofi.

7. Alberto Del Rio Vs. Jack Swagger in an "I quit" match: I see Swagger winning this actually. they can't just bury him after having him win a major match like elimination chamber, so yes I see Swagger winning.

8. John Cena Vs. Ryback for the WWE title in a last man standing match: I see Ryback taking this one though that may be more of my hope than anything.

What are your predictions folks?

Fandango vs. Antonio Cesaro.

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:30:12 -0400

This was a good fight but Cesaro is out. Fandango is moving on to face the winner of the next fight which ironically enough is the closest one.

Seed 4: Big E Langston Vs. Seed 5: R-Truth.

That should be a good fight and I believe Big E is the dark horse here. I hope he wins so lets go.

Leave a comment on who u think will win and remember the winner of this fight will face Fandango and we still have Wade Barrett VS. Kofi Kingsotn to look forward to.

Extreme Rules (2013) Predictions from Randy605

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:19:13 -0400

Extreme Rules (2013) Predictions from http://www.fourdown.org/WWE_Extreme_Rules_2013
http://www.fourdown.org/users/Randy605

WrestleMania 29: #366 (Site) -- #23 (League: SNS Radio Network)
Elimination Chamber: N/A (Site)
Royal Rumble: #997 (Site) -- #69 (League: SNS Radio Network)

*** Last Man Standing Match, for the WWE Championship
Ryback vs. John Cena (c)

My Prediction: John Cena, Yes - interference

*** I Quit Match,
Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger

My Prediction: Alberto Del Rio, Yes - interference

*** Steel Cage Match,
Brock Lesnar vs. Triple H

My Prediction: Brock Lesnar, Pinfall/Submission, Yes - interference

*** Strap Match,
Sheamus vs. Mark Henry

My Prediction: Sheamus, No - no interference

*** Extreme Rules Match,
Big Show vs. Randy Orton

My Prediction: Randy Orton, No - no interference

*** Chris Jericho vs. Fandango

My Prediction: Chris Jericho, Pinfall, No - no interference

*** Match for the United States Championship
Dean Ambrose vs. Kofi Kingston (c)

My Prediction: Dean Ambrose, Pinfall, Yes - interference

*** Tornado Tag Team Match, for the World Tag Team Championship
Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns vs. Kane (c) & Daniel Bryan (c)

My Prediction: Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns, Yes - interference

*** The Miz vs. Cody Rhodes

My Prediction: The Miz, Pinfall, No - no interference

*** How many title changes will occur at Extreme Rules?

-- 4-Down Note: "This includes title changes for ANY match that is aired on TV/online (such as during a pre-show), regardless of whether or not the match was announced ahead of time or presented as a match above in the game. Dark matches will not count. If one title changes hands multiple times in one show, each time it changes counts as a title change."

My Prediction: 2

Extreme Rules (2013) Predictions from BronxFather

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:22:41 -0400

Extreme Rules (2013) Predictions from http://www.fourdown.org/WWE_Extreme_Rules_2013
http://www.fourdown.org/users/BronxFather

WrestleMania 29: #783 (Site) -- #54 (League: SNS Radio Network)
Elimination Chamber: #182 (Site) -- #18 (League: SNS Radio Network)
Royal Rumble: #1020 (Site) -- #70 (League: SNS Radio Network)

*** Last Man Standing Match, for the WWE Championship
Ryback vs. John Cena (c)

My Prediction: John Cena, No - no interference

*** I Quit Match,
Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger

My Prediction: Alberto Del Rio, Yes - interference

*** Steel Cage Match,
Brock Lesnar vs. Triple H

My Prediction: Brock Lesnar, Pinfall/Submission, No - no interference

*** Strap Match,
Sheamus vs. Mark Henry

My Prediction: Sheamus, No - no interference

*** Extreme Rules Match,
Big Show vs. Randy Orton

My Prediction: Randy Orton, No - no interference

*** Chris Jericho vs. Fandango

My Prediction: Fandango, Pinfall, No - no interference

*** Match for the United States Championship
Dean Ambrose vs. Kofi Kingston (c)

My Prediction: Dean Ambrose, Pinfall, Yes - interference

*** Tornado Tag Team Match, for the World Tag Team Championship
Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns vs. Kane (c) & Daniel Bryan (c)

My Prediction: Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns, Yes - interference

*** The Miz vs. Cody Rhodes

My Prediction: The Miz, Submission, No - no interference

*** How many title changes will occur at Extreme Rules?

-- 4-Down Note: "This includes title changes for ANY match that is aired on TV/online (such as during a pre-show), regardless of whether or not the match was announced ahead of time or presented as a match above in the game. Dark matches will not count. If one title changes hands multiple times in one show, each time it changes counts as a title change."

My Prediction: 2

Extreme Rules (2013) Predictions from xtremeking

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:16:35 -0400

Extreme Rules (2013) Predictions from http://www.fourdown.org/WWE_Extreme_Rules_2013
>http://www.fourdown.org/users/xtremeking

WrestleMania 29: N/A (Site)
Elimination Chamber: #1147 (Site) -- #67 (League: SNS Radio Network)
Royal Rumble: #175 (Site) -- #21 (League: SNS Radio Network)

*** Last Man Standing Match, for the WWE Championship
Ryback vs. John Cena (c)

My Prediction: Ryback, No - no interference

*** I Quit Match,
Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger

My Prediction: Alberto Del Rio, Yes - interference

*** Steel Cage Match,
Brock Lesnar vs. Triple H

My Prediction: Brock Lesnar, Pinfall/Submission, No - no interference

*** Strap Match,
Sheamus vs. Mark Henry

My Prediction: Sheamus, No - no interference

*** Extreme Rules Match,
Big Show vs. Randy Orton

My Prediction: Big Show, No - no interference

*** Chris Jericho vs. Fandango

My Prediction: Fandango, Pinfall, No - no interference

*** Match for the United States Championship
Dean Ambrose vs. Kofi Kingston (c)

My Prediction: Dean Ambrose, Pinfall, No - no interference

*** Tornado Tag Team Match, for the World Tag Team Championship
Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns vs. Kane (c) & Daniel Bryan (c)

My Prediction: Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns, Yes - interference

*** The Miz vs. Cody Rhodes

My Prediction: The Miz, Submission, No - no interference

*** How many title changes will occur at Extreme Rules?

-- 4-Down Note: "This includes title changes for ANY match that is aired on TV/online (such as during a pre-show), regardless of whether or not the match was announced ahead of time or presented as a match above in the game. Dark matches will not count. If one title changes hands multiple times in one show, each time it changes counts as a title change."

My Prediction: 3 or more

Endgame: Draft Order Changes & Further (Unnecessary) Clarification

Thu, 16 May 2013 02:06:36 -0400

Here is my assessment of the four draft matchups so far:

Dan vs Jaime - nice job so far fellas. Finish what you have started.

Brandoni998 vs joshmeboy - obviously had some turmoil because of the match switch. Either of you can start and alternate until the end.

Dare2believe vs Jimsta & radschord89 vs kaihtafc - both of these matchups have had one participant list all four of their predictions at once instead of alternating picks like you are supposed to. Read DangerousDan vs jaime5150's draft blog to see how yours should look. Anyone can start these drafts at this point.

Smackdown Week 2

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:14:02 -0400

SMACKDOWN WEEK 2
1. 6 Man Elimination Tag Team Match
Hunter Hearst Helmsley and the New Age Outlaws (Billy Gunn and Road Dogg) vs Booker T, Kevin Nash and Christian
HHH, and the NAO kept control of the match from the start and managed to keep Kevin Nash away from his corner until Kevin Nash eliminated Hunter and then Billy Gunn got out there quickly and did a quick roll-up eliminating Kevin. Then Christian got out there and Billy tagged in Road Dogg but as soon as Dogg got out there Christian took out Road Dogg with a roll-up eliminating him. Then Booker came into the ring and him and Christian double teamed Billy and then Christian pinned him for the win.
Winner: Booker T, Kevin Nash and Christian

2. Triple Threat Match for the Intercontinental Title.
Sin Cara vs Dude Love vs Vader
Vader got knocked out early on in the match and was left lying in the ring while Dude Love and Sin Cara battled it out. Then when Vader came too again he was mad as hell and just started his moves and then he too Sin Cara out with 3 Vader bombs in quick succession but it didn’t take. And then he did a Vader bomb to Dude and then clotheslines Sin Cara and goes for the Pin and Victory.
WINNER: (and new Intercontinental Champion) Vader
AFTER THE MATCH: Sin Cara indicated that he is invoking his rematch at Extreme Rules.

3. Fatal 4-way Match
Chainsaw Charlie vs Wade Barrett vs Hunico vs Mark Henry
This was a hard match to keep track of as everyone was attacking everyone at different times. The Rock came out and attacked Wade at one point of the match. The finish came when Hunico had Mark Henry Down and Chainsaw Charlie did his finisher on Barrett and went for the pin.
Winner: Chainsaw Charlie

4. John Lauranitis vs Alberto Del Rio w/Ricardo Rodriquez
John started attacking Alberto early on in the match until Big Show ran out and threw a sledgehammer into the ring. Alberto seeing the ref was distracted attacked John but the ref turned around just in time to see the hammer make contact.
Winner: (by DQ) John Lauranitis

5. Animal vs Ken Shamrock
As the match starts off, Ken accidently knocks down the ref. Then Hawk comes out and attacks Ken and Animal went for the pin while Hawk revived the ref.
Winner: Animal

6. Triple Threat Match
Shane McMahon vs Heath Slater vs Hunico
Shane was being double teamed by Heath and Hunico who was clearly still sore from earlier in the night. Shane just couldn’t get anything going and once he knocked down Hunico he went for Heath who just quickly rolled him up for the win
WINNER: Heath Slater
It was announced that next week will be Shane McMahon and Mr McMahon vs Hunico and Heath Slater

7. Lita ’00 vs Layla
Layla looked at Lita and escaped the ring and when Lita tried to get her back in the ring. Layla whacked her with a chair getting herself disqualified.
Winner: Lita ‘00

BACKSTAGE SEGMENT: Team Rhode Scholars are in Teddy Long’s office and they are demanding a Tag Title shot as well. Teddy then snaps and says “right if you guys can beat New Age Outlaws tonight then you can face them in #1 contenders match next week.

8. New Age Outlaws vs Team Rhode Scholars (Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow)
Cody and Road Dogg start the match and Cody controlled most of the match not letting up till Road Dogg managed to get in a tag to Billy, but when Billy came in Cody still managed to keep control and then tagged in Damien at the same time Billy tagged Road Dogg back in. Road Dogg managed to get some moves in finally and get a few pins in. Then all of a sudden Ryback came out and took out Billy just when Road Dogg was going to tag out to Billy. Damien then got a roll-up on Road Dogg for the win.
WINNER: Team Rhodes Scholars

9. Antonio Cesaro vs Jey Uso
Heath Slater attacks Jey before the match. This was a quick match with Cesaro hitting his Goth Neutralizer twice in a row and then getting the win.
WINNER: Antonio Cesaro
AFTER THE MATCH: Antonio shakes hands with Jey

10. Sheamus vs Alberto Del Rio
Sheamus couldn’t wait to get the match started and ran up the entrance match to greet Alberto. Sheamus then threw Alberto into the ring and just started pummelling Alberto. Sheamus then hit white Noise and the Brogue Kick for the win.
WINNER: Sheamus

11. Ryback vs Yoshi Tatsu
Yoshi got a few good kicks in. But Ryback’s strength was just too much and after 3 Shellshocks. Ryback go the win
Winner: Ryback

12. Tag Team Steel Cage Match
Randy Orton and Ted Dibiase vs Triple H ’99 & X-Pac
Randy and Ted took the challenge to Triple H and X-pac and started beating down on them both. Randy managed to keep them down long enough for Ted to escape first. Randy tried to keep going but the two of them were too much for him and X-Pac climbed out next and Triple H left shortly after with Orton trying to grab him but he couldn’t get up in time.
WINNER: Triple H ’99 and X-Pac

13. Divas Tag Team Match
Beth Phoenix and AJ Lee vs Alicia Fox and Eve
Beth and Alicia start the match. Beth and AJ manage to control the match and not let Eve into the match. Eve got frustrated that she got into the ring and double teamed Beth, and grounding her to give Alicia time to tag her in and get some rest. Eve then ran at Beth who hit her with a glam slam for the win
WINNER: Beth Phoenix and AJ Lee

14. 6 Man Tag Team Match
Jimmy Uso, Justin Gabriel & Chris Jericho ’99 vs Edge, JBL & Goldust
Jimmy and Edge start off the match, Jimmy, Justin kept on tagging each other in to keep control of the match. Edge managed to capitalize on a mistake Jimmy made trying to tag in Chris. He just grabbed the back of his tights and pulled him to the ground then threw him into his corner and tagged in JBL. JBL then powerbombed Jimmy and pinned him but the everyone came into the ring and somehow in the mess of people, Chris managed to tag in but it was too late as JBL clotheslined him and go the win.
WINNER: Edge, JBL, Goldust

15. Hell in a cell tag team match.
Team Hell No vs Bret Hart and Undertaker (ministry)
Kane and Undertaker locked horns straight away and started brawling. Kane then went after Bret Hart and damaged him quite badly. Kane sent Bret through the door and climbed to the top of the cage and then sent him through the roof down to the mat and then did the tombstone and got the pin while Daniel kept Undertaker with a submission move.
Winner: Team Hell No

EXTREME RULES CARD (depending on what matches universe gives me. some of these may be on the Raw or Smackdown Following it)
1. WCW United States Championship: Faarooq vs Mankind
2. Divas Championship: Beth Phoenix vs Alicia Fox
3. Woman’s Championship: Lita vs ???
4. WWE Championship Match: CM Punk vs Undertaker
5. Intercontinental Championship: Vader vs Sin Cara

Extreme Rules (2013) Predictions from radschord89

Tue, 14 May 2013 14:44:50 -0400

Extreme Rules (2013) Predictions from http://www.fourdown.org/WWE_Extreme_Rules_2013
http://www.fourdown.org/users/radschord89

WrestleMania 29: #841 (Site) -- #15 (League: The Straight Edge Society)
Elimination Chamber: #821 (Site) -- #11 (League: The Straight Edge Society)
Royal Rumble: #1020 (Site) -- #22 (League: The Straight Edge Society)

*** Last Man Standing Match, for the WWE Championship
Ryback vs. John Cena (c)

My Prediction: Ryback, Yes - interference

*** I Quit Match,
Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger

My Prediction: Alberto Del Rio, No - no interference

*** Steel Cage Match,
Brock Lesnar vs. Triple H

My Prediction: Triple H, Pinfall/Submission, No - no interference

*** Strap Match,
Sheamus vs. Mark Henry

My Prediction: Sheamus, No - no interference

*** Extreme Rules Match,
Big Show vs. Randy Orton

My Prediction: Randy Orton, No - no interference

*** Chris Jericho vs. Fandango

My Prediction: Chris Jericho, Submission, No - no interference

*** Match for the United States Championship
Dean Ambrose vs. Kofi Kingston (c)

My Prediction: Dean Ambrose, Pinfall, Yes - interference

*** Tornado Tag Team Match, for the World Tag Team Championship
Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns vs. Kane (c) & Daniel Bryan (c)

My Prediction: Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns, Yes - interference

*** The Miz vs. Cody Rhodes

My Prediction: The Miz, Submission, No - no interference

*** How many title changes will occur at Extreme Rules?

-- 4-Down Note: "This includes title changes for ANY match that is aired on TV/online (such as during a pre-show), regardless of whether or not the match was announced ahead of time or presented as a match above in the game. Dark matches will not count. If one title changes hands multiple times in one show, each time it changes counts as a title change."

My Prediction: 3 or more

Extreme Rules (2013) Predictions from keez91

Tue, 14 May 2013 11:21:48 -0400

Extreme Rules (2013) Predictions from http://www.fourdown.org/WWE_Extreme_Rules_2013
http://www.fourdown.org/users/keez91

WrestleMania 29: #647 (Site) -- #220 (League: The /wooo/ World Order)
Elimination Chamber: #648 (Site) -- #234 (League: The /wooo/ World Order)
Royal Rumble: #587 (Site) -- #184 (League: The /wooo/ World Order)

*** Last Man Standing Match, for the WWE Championship
Ryback vs. John Cena (c)

My Prediction: Ryback, No - no interference

*** I Quit Match,
Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger

My Prediction: Alberto Del Rio, Yes - interference

*** Steel Cage Match,
Brock Lesnar vs. Triple H

My Prediction: Brock Lesnar, Cage Escape, Yes - interference

*** Strap Match,
Sheamus vs. Mark Henry

My Prediction: Mark Henry, No - no interference

*** Extreme Rules Match,
Big Show vs. Randy Orton

My Prediction: Randy Orton, No - no interference

*** Chris Jericho vs. Fandango

My Prediction: Chris Jericho, Pinfall, No - no interference

*** Match for the United States Championship
Dean Ambrose vs. Kofi Kingston (c)

My Prediction: Dean Ambrose, Pinfall, Yes - interference

*** Tornado Tag Team Match, for the World Tag Team Championship
Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns vs. Kane (c) & Daniel Bryan (c)

My Prediction: Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns, Yes - interference

*** The Miz vs. Cody Rhodes

My Prediction: The Miz, Submission, No - no interference

*** How many title changes will occur at Extreme Rules?

-- 4-Down Note: "This includes title changes for ANY match that is aired on TV/online (such as during a pre-show), regardless of whether or not the match was announced ahead of time or presented as a match above in the game. Dark matches will not count. If one title changes hands multiple times in one show, each time it changes counts as a title change."

My Prediction: 3 or more

WWE Gamma Championship Wrestling : Monday Night Raw Episode 20

Mon, 13 May 2013 23:34:17 -0400

-Raw starts off with Big E Langston vs. Chris Jericho.

-Chris Jericho def. Big E Langston w/ AJ Lee and Dolph Ziggler by DQ when Dolph Ziggler attacks Chris Jericho and hits him with the Zig-Zag.

-Backstage, John Cena is interviewed by Matt Striker. He says he will serve Ryback a plate of justice in tonight's main event of Ryback, Wade Barrett, and The Shield vs. WWE Champion John Cena, Kane, Daniel Bryan, Kofi Kingston, and R-Truth.

Commercial Break

-Fandango w/ Summer Rae def. Zack Ryder for the 3rd Week in a row. Fandango got the pin when Zack Ryder went for a Rough Ryder, but Fandango reverses it and sends Ryder into the turnbuckle. Fandango capitalizes and hits Ryder with the Side Leg Sweep, followed by the Watch Your Step for the 1..2..3! After the match, Ryder seems angry.

-Backstage, Vickie Guerrero and Brad Maddox talk about a Big Surprise for the WWE Universe tonight.

-Tons of Funk, Cameron, and Naomi def. JTG, Michael McGillicutty, Tamina, and Aksana. Tons of Funk and The Funkadactlys got the win after Sweet T hit JTG with a Running Senton.

Commercial Break

-The Miz def. Intercontinental Champion Jack Swagger w/ Zeb Colter by Count Out. The Miz was about to pick up the win, but Jack Swagger escaped and headed to the back with Zeb Colter.

-Backstage Interview with Ryback. He says that he rules and he will defeat John Cena at Extreme Rules for the WWE Championship, just like he will beat John Cena later on tonight.

-Diva's Champion Kaitlyn, Natalya, and Layla def. Alicia Fox, Aksana, and Tamina. Kaitlyn got the pin on Aksana after a Spear. After the match, The Bella Twins and AJ attacked them.

Commercial Break

-WWE Tag Team Champions The Shield, US Champion Wade Barrett, and Ryback def. WWE Champion John Cena, Kane, Daniel Bryan, Kofi Kingston, and R-Truth. Dean Ambrose got the pin on R-Truth after a Headlock Driver.

WWE Gamma Championship Wrestling : Smackdown Episode 5

Mon, 13 May 2013 23:16:41 -0400

-Tonight, Randy Orton will go one on one with The Big Show. Alberto Del Rio will go one on one with The World Heavyweight Champion, Mark Henry. Also, tonight, Sheamus gets to face a member of 3MB, chosen by the WWE Universe. But in our first match tonight, Sin Cara makes his return against The Intercontinental Champion, Jack Swagger!

-The Intercontinental Champion, Jack Swagger w/ Zeb Colter def. Sin Cara. After the match, Jack Swagger refused to let go of the Patriot Act, and The Miz, makes his return and Jack Swagger quickly flees.

Commercial Break

-Justin Gabriel def. Damien Sandow w/ Cody Rhodes and The Bella Twins. Justin Gabriel got the win after a 450 Splash. After the match, Team Rhodes Scholars attacks Justin Gabriel and hit him with their finishers.

-Backstage, The Primetime Players complain to SD GM Booker T's assistant GM, Teddy Long about not being booked tonight. Teddy Long says that he can't book matches. The PTP coax Teddy into booking them into a match tonight. Tonight, it's the Usos vs. The PTP, and that will be next!

Commercial Break

-The Primetime Players def. Jey and Jimmy Uso. The Primetime Players got the win after Jimmy Uso went for an Uso Splash on Titus O'Neil, but O'Neil moved out of the way and rolled up Jimmy Uso with a hand full of tights for the win.

-Backstage, Matt Striker interviews Alberto Del Rio. Alberto says that if Big Show gets involved in his match tonight with The World Heavyweight Champion, Mark Henry, he will be sorry, especially at Extreme Rules.

-Kaitlyn and Natalya def. Aksana and Tamina. Kaitlyn and Natalya got the win after Kaitlyn pinned Aksana after a spear. AJ was on commentary for this match and the two had a stare down. Kaitlyn and AJ will face off at Extreme Rules.

Commercial Break

-The World's Strongest Man and World Heavyweight Champion, Mark Henry def. Alberto Del Rio w/ Ricardo Rodriguez. During the match, Big Show came down for commentary and Del Rio warned Big Show not to get involved. Big Show ended up trying to get involved, and got an Enzigiri from Del Rio. Del Rio turned around right into a World's Strongest Slam from Henry.

-Matt Striker is in the ring to reveal who will face Sheamus next. Will it be Drew McIntyre, Heath Slater, or Jinder Mahal? The Results are:
Drew McIntyre: 25%
Heath Slater: 25%
Jinder Mahal: 50%

-Sheamus def. Jinder Mahal w/ 3MB in a Squash Match. The match started and Jinder quickly ran at Sheamus leading to a Brouge from Sheamus! After the match, Sheamus cuts a promo on Mark Henry and Randy Orton and says they better watch out for the Celtic Warrior.

Commercial Break

-Antonio Cesaro def. William Regal. Antonio Cesaro and William Regal put on a great technical match up, which ended with Cesaro hitting Regal with a Neutralizer.

-Randy Orton is backstage with Matt Striker. Orton says tonight the Viper will Strike on The Big Show.

-Randy Orton def. The Big Show. Orton won when Alberto Del Rio came out and distracted The Big Show. Orton hit Big Show with an RKO to win it. After the match, Orton was attacked by Mark Henry, who was then attacked by Sheamus. Sheamus holds up the World Title to end the show.

Important GCW Update

Mon, 13 May 2013 21:34:46 -0400

First off, I would like to apologize for all the summaries as of late. I have been busy and haven't really gotten the chance to really sit down and write the shows. However, the week or two after the Extreme Rules PPV, GCW will pick up quickly.

Thanks!

Raw Week 2

Mon, 13 May 2013 19:08:48 -0400

Raw Week 2
1. Scotty 2 Hotty and Grand master Sexay vs Drew and Brian
Brian and Scotty started off the match and traded punches with Drew getting some hits in every time Scotty left the ring. Brian then tagged in Drew but Scotty didn’t want anything to do with him and tagged in Sexay. Drew took Sexay to the limit and went for the futureshock DDT and a pin but got a quick count. Drew then tagged in Brian and Brian just kept him away from his corner so that Scotty can’t tag back in. Brian hit finisher and got the win
WINNER: Brian Pillman and Drew McIntyre

2. Stephanie McMahon vs Kharma
Kharma started on Stephanie right away and just dominated her so much that Stephanie tried to escape and get away from her. But Kharma wasn’t having anything of it and threw her back into the ring.
WINNER: Kharma

3. Brodus Clay vs Jack Swagger
Jack attacks Brodus before the bell. Jack just took it to Brodus while he tried his best to overcome his pre-match attack. Brodus managed to avoid tapping out to both of Jacks Patriot Lock finisher but it was after the last one he just passed out after reaching the ropes and Jack got the Pin.
WINNER: Jack Swagger
After the Match: Brodus is carted out on a stretcher. Then Jack attacks him on the way out the entrance ramp.

4. Triple H vs Brock Lesnar
Brock attacked Triple H before the bell. Brock was just taking it to Triple H and just kept on pummelling him until Triple H came back at the end and did a spine buster and then a pedigree to get the win.
WINNER: Triple H

5. John Cena vs Chris Jericho
CM Punk came out to watch this match but after John smashed Chris through the announce table early on in the match, he left. Chris struggled to get things done in the match and ultimately John Cena ended up getting the win after Chris got on the top rope and tried to take down John. But John Caught him in the AA for the win
WINNER: John Cena

6. Iron Man w/The Miz vs Stone Cold w/ Paul Wright
Stone Cold dominated the match until Iron Man managed to get his grove on and he then hit him with a choke slam and then made Stone Cold pass out and got the pin and the win while Paul was distracted by the Miz.
WINNER: Iron Man
AFTER THE MATCH: The Miz got on the mic and said “Paul I challenge you to a match. Right NOW” Paul just looked at The Miz and got into the ring to accept his challenge

7. The Miz w/Iron Man vs Paul Wright w/Stone Cold
Paul was just throwing The Miz around like a rag doll. The Miz managed to get a Skull crushing finale through the announce table when Iron Man got involved on the outside. But in the end it was just too much for the Miz and he tapped out when Paul Wright locked in his submission hold.
WINNER: Paul Wright
IT was announced that next week will have a Tag Team Match between Iron man and the Miz vs Stone Cold and Paul Wright

8. Mark Henry ’98 and Mankind vs Faarooq and Godfather w/Bradshaw
This match just turned into a mess. Farooq, Godfather and Bradshaw isolated Mark on the outside of the ring and just kept on wearing him down while breaking the referees count all the time. Then Farooq just threw Mark in the Ring and went for the pin and win.
WINNER: Farooq and Godfather w/Bradshaw

9. Lita vs Nikki Bella
The Match never got started as Kharma came out and attacked both Lita and Nikki making it a no contest
WINNER: No Contest
After the Match: Vickie came out and said “Seeing as Kharma and Nikki keep interfering in each other’s matches with the champion. There will be a Triple Threat Match next week to determine the Number 1 contender for the Womens Championship held by Lita. So next week is Kharma vs Nikki Bella vs Stephanie McMahon

10. Ted Knight vs Omega
Ted took a early lead and got in alot of big moves and he hit his demon horns and went for the win in under 5 minutes.
WINNER: Ted Knight
AFTER THE MATCH: Ted and Omega shook hands in a sign of respect for each other.

11. Team Cobro (Santino & Zack Ryder) and Eddie Guerrero vs R Truth, Kofi Kingston & Dolph Ziggler
Zack and Truth started off this match and just started beating down on each other until Truth managed to tag in Dolph and at the same time Eddie tagged himself in as well and Dolph isolated Eddie for most of the match, Eddie got the upper hand when he threw Dolph to the outside and managed to counter all his attacks and then Zack tagged in and pinned Dolph for the Win
WINNER: Team Cobro and Eddie Guerrero

12. Divas Battle Royale
Kelly Kelly vs Katy Perry (CAW) vs Trish Stratus vs Demon Princess (CAW)
This was a very fast paced match. Demon Princess eliminated Katy Perry and then Kelly Kelly eliminated both Demon Princess and Trish Stratus to win.
WINNER: Kelly Kelly

13. Elimination Tag Match
Matt Hardy (CAW), Primo & Epico vs Edge ’99, Christian ’99 & Barney Stinson
Matt and Edge start things off. Matt and Edge trade a few punches and then tags in Epico. Epico heads straight out of the ring and grabs a chair and eliminates himself and Primo does the same thing. Meanwhile Edge, Christian and Barney take turns in beating up Matt in the ring. Barney ultimately got the win for his team
WINNER: Edge, Christian and Barney Stinson
After The Match: Jeff was waiting for Primo and Epico backstage. “why did you get yourself eliminated to abandon my brother?” Jeff demanded. Epico said “we don’t care about your brother, we just went out there to show our fans that we still work here.” Jeff said “Next week then Me and Matt against you two in a NO DQ and NO COUNTOUT match and you can show your fans you can still wrestle.”

14. 10 Man Royal Rumble Match
Harry Potter is entrant no 1. DDP is no 2. So DDP and Harry is starting off things here tonight. The prize at stake here is a chance to be the first in line for the WCW United States championship after Extreme Rules. Cactus Jack is next one out and goes straight for DDP and then eliminates him. Tensai is out next. John Cena’04 is next after him and then out comes Rey Mysterio. Val Venis is out next. John is then eliminated by Tensai who very quickly disposes of Harry shortly after that. Val then eliminates Rey. Rikishi then joins the fray followed by Kane ’97-99. Cactus Jack and Rikishi eliminate Val and Tensai almost simultaneously on either sides of the ring before Kane reaches it. Cactus Jack eliminates Rikishi. Shawn Michaels is no 10 and he comes out as Kane is disposing of Cactus Jack. Kane disposes of Shawn Michaels quickly to win the match.
WINNER: Kane 97-99
ENTRANCES AND ELIMINATION
1- Harry Potter (3rd eliminated by Tensai)
2- DDP (1st eliminated by Cactus Jack)
3- Cactus Jack (8th eliminated by Kane
4- Tensai (6th eliminated by Cactus Jack)
5- John Cena ’04 (2nd eliminated by Tensai)
6- Rey Mysterio (4th eliminated by Val Venis)
7- Val Venis (5th eliminated by Rikishi)
8- Rikishi (7th eliminated by Cactus Jack)
9- Kane ’97-99 (winner)
10- Shawn Michaels (9th eliminated by Kane)

15. CM Punk vs Undertaker w/Chris Jericho
This was a very fast paced match with Punk controlling most of it. Chris Jericho on the outside though proved to be a major thorn in the side of Punk as every time he got a pin attempt or tried to do a top rope move, Jericho would interfere. CM Punk almost had the match won when he made Taker tap out to the anaconda vice. But the ref wasn’t looking and taker then went for the pin and got the victory.
Winner: Undertaker
AFTER THE MATCH: Brock Lesnar came out and ambushed Undertaker. Punk stood over him with his title and said “You want this, come and get it at Extreme Rules. And i will have you beaten again. I had this match won as you tapped out but the ref was incompetent and i will beat you again at Extreme Rules”

EXTREME RULES CARD
1. WCW United States Championship: Faarooq vs Mankind
2. Divas Championship: Beth Phoenix vs Alicia Fox
3. Woman’s Championship: Lita vs ???
4. WWE Championship Match: CM Punk vs Undertaker

Kofi Kingston Vs. Ryback.

Sun, 12 May 2013 11:29:36 -0400

This was a huge victory. Kofi Kingston had 35 points and Ryback, thanks to his DQ loss to Chris Jericho actually has -3 points. Ryback is officially eliminated from the road to gold.

So now the first match of the semi-finals is going to be seed 1. Wade Barrett. vs. Seed 2. Kofi Kingston.

and now our next contest is going to be seed 3. Fandango vs. Seed 6. Antonio Cesaro. These are admittedly two of my favorites but that doesn't get in the way of points. who do you think is going to win?

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WWE Main Event: Episode 3

Sat, 11 May 2013 20:34:41 -0400

"Diamond Eyes", the theme song for WWE Main Event begins as highlights of superstars biggest moments are played on the TV screen. Inside the Phillips Arena in Atlanta Georgia, the pyro explodes high above the stage as the 15,568 fans cheer as the show begins its weekly telecast only on the 4 Down Network. JBL and Hall of Famer Jim "JR" Ross are at the broadcast position to call the action.

Before Jim Ross can open the show, a familiar theme song begins to play over the arena's sound system. "No Chance in Hell" brings fans to their feet as the WWE chairman, Mr. McMahon makes his way down the ramp to the ring. After climbing into the ring, he stands in the center of the ring soaking in the cheers for a few moments before beginning his promo.

Mr. McMahon: "It's great to be here in Atlanta Georgia!" The fans cheer loudly with the mention of their city. "It's wonderful to be here at WWE Main Event here at the Phillips Arena!" The fans cheer again as their hometown arena is mentioned by the chairman. "I have come to Main Event to make a blockbuster announcement. As chairman of the WWE I have talked with the board of directors and we all have concluded that Main Event needs a general manager. With that being said, I'm here tonight to announce the new GM of WWE Main Event!" The fans cheer at this news.

Jim Ross: "We're about to find out who's going to be in charge JBL!"

JBL: "No one knew about this, so we will all learn of this at the same time."

Mr. McMahon: "The new GM needs no introduction. He's been in the industry for years. He has plenty of experience running TV shows. He's been GM of RAW before so without further ado, ladies and gentlemen please welcome your new WWE Main Event general manager........." The fans cheer and are standing to see who emerges from the back. No one comes out. "Your new general manager is.....ME....VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON!" The fans erupt with this revelation.

Jim Ross: "Mr. McMahon has named himself the WWE Main Event GM? Business is about to pick up!"

JBL: "With Mr. McMahon in charge, WWE Main Event is going to the next level."

Mr. McMahon: "Please...... please.......I have one more thing to announce. As the chairman of the WWE and the GM of Main Event, I am please to inform you that World Wrestling Entertainment has purchased DCW, their TV rights and their superstars contracts. With that being said, there will be an influx of new talent coming to WWE soon."

The fans cheer this news because DCW headquarters was based out of Atlanta.

Mr. McMahon: "Enjoy the rest of the show." The new Main Event GM exits the ring as his "No Chance in Hell" theme begins to play again. The fans cheer as he makes his way back up the ramp.

Jim Ross: "JBL, you and I worked for DCW for a short time, this is a plus for the WWE."

JBL: "Yes it is JR. Many of the talent their are some of the elite of pro wrestling. The WWE rosters will improve drastically as they come into the various brands. But now, we need to get to the ring for our action tonight."

Trixie Carter: "This first match is for the WWE United States championship. Introducing first, from Dublin Ireland, the Celtic Warrior.....SHEAMUS!" His theme music, "Written in My Face" begins to play as he emerges from the back. He extends his arms and pounds his chest as the fans cheeir for the first Irish WWE champion. "And his opponent, the WWE United States champion, from Manchester England, Wade Barrett!" His theme, "Just Don't Care Anymore" begins to play, Sheamus looks on as Barrett gets huge heat as he slowly makes his way to the ring.

The referee holds the United States championship belt high over is head to signify a title match. After handing the belt off to a ringside staff member, he calls for the bell and the two warrior lock up in a collar and elbow test of strength.

Jim Ross: "Barrett has a slight height advantage and Sheamus has a slight weight advantage JBL."

JBL: "And both have huge hearts."

Barrett kicks Sheamus in the knee and drops an elbow across his back. Barrett tosses Sheamus over the top rope and to the arena floor.

Jim Ross: "We have to take a break folks, Sheamus is already getting to his feet, we will continue with this match after this commercial."

COMMERCIAL BREAK

When the action resumes, Sheamus has taken charge of the match. He has Barrett in his White Noise hold and drops him hard on the canvas. Sheamus pulls Barrett up and whips him into the ropes and hits a high back drop to the man with the bull hammer elbow. Sheamus sets for his Brogue Kick as Barrett gets to his feet. He charges but Barrett drops to his back and rolls out of the ring to break his opponents momentum. Sheamus comes out of the ring to attack Barrett but the champion greets him with a clothesline. Barrett grabs Sheamus and shoves him back first into the ring apron. Barrett climbs into the ring as the referee counts to ten. Sheamus gets into the ring before the ten count as Barrett pulls his elbow pad down and prepares his Bull Hammer. He charges, Sheamus avoids the blow and grabs the champion up into his Irish Curse backbreaker. He drops him hard and goes for a cover. Barrett kicks out at two.

Sheamus tosses Barrett through the ropes onto the ring apron and holds on. He puls him between the ropes and begins to pound him with a series of hard forearms to the chest as the crowd counts them down. Sheamus pulls Barrett inside the ring and hits White Noise. He goes for the corner and sets for the Brogue kick. Barrett gets to his feet, Sheamus charges and hits the champion with the Brogue.

JBL: "We're about to have a new champion!"

Sheamus goes for the cover. One....two....thre.....

Jim Ross: "Barrett kicks out!"

Sheamus can't believe that the United States Champion, Wade Barrett has kicked out after being on the receiving end of a brogue kick. With Sheamus moment of distraction, Barrett delivers his Bull Hammer elbow and goes for the cover. One...two...three!

Trixie Carter: "Your winner and still the United States champion, Wade Barrett!"

JBL: "What a match JR! That was unbelievable!"

Backstage, Matt Stryker is about to conduct an interview. "Please welcome my guest at this time, the Intercontinental Champion, Jack Swagger and his founding father, Zeb Colter. Jack, tonight you face Daniel Bryan for your Intercontinental championship, what are your thoughts going into this match?"

Zeb Colter: "This is Jack Swagger's America. Tonight Jack faces a tough son of a gun in Daniel Bryan. While Daniel is good at his craft, he has been taken away with modernistic notions of being a vegan and supporting certain politicians and being politically correct. He even managed to get a monster to go to anger management classes! Tonight, the Intercontinental Champion, Jack Swagger will teach Daniel Bryan about patriotism when he makes him tap out to the patriot act!"

Jack Swagger places his right hand over his heart and says, "We the people!" The two walk way to the ring.

Trixie Carter: "This next match is for the Intercontinental Championship. Introducing first, from Aberdeen Washington, Daniel Bryan!" As "Flight of the Valkyries", Bryan's theme music plays, he comes to the ring waving his arms side to side screaming, "NO, NO, NO!" The fans cheer for him but respond with, "YES, YES, YES!"

Trixie Carter: "And introducing your Intercontinental Champion, from Perry Oklahoma, the Real American, Jack Swagger!" His music, "Patriot" plays as he and Zeb Colter make their way to the ring to huge heat. Swagger hands the Intercontinental championship belt to the referee. He holds the title over his head to show that this is a title match. He hands the belt over to a ringside attendant and calls for the bell.

Daniel Bryan begins with a series of kicks to the legs of Swagger trying to cramp him up. Swagger catches one of the kicks of Bryan and takes him down and attempts to lock in the Patriot lock. Bryan quickly rolls his body over and escapes before any damage can be done. As Bryan gets to his feet, Swagger greets him with a running clothesline. Swagger grabs Bryan up and delivers a running power slam. He sets him in a corner and goes to the opposite corner. Swagger runs, leaps over Bryan to the second rope, springs back with his patented Swagger bomb. He hooks a leg and goes for a cover. Bryan kicks out at two.

Jim Ross: "Will Daniel Bryan be able to mount an offense against Swagger? We will find out right after these messages."

COMMERCIAL BREAK

When the action resumes we see that Daniel Bryan has mounted the ropes and is pounding away on Jack Swagger. Zeb Colter climbs up to the ring apron and distracts Bryan. Swagger takes advantage of this and hits a gut wrench power bomb on the former World Heavyweight Champion. He goes for the cover, but Bryan kicks out at two. Swagger grabs Bryan's leg and goes for the patriot lock again. Daniel Bryan rolls Swagger up into a small package and gets a two count. Bryan grabs Swagger and whips him into the turnbuckle and follows him in with a running dropkick to the chest that drives the wind out of the champion. Bryan attempts the NO Lock, but Swagger manages to grab the bottom rope.

Swagger rolls out of the ring and while Bryan is watching him, Zeb Colter climbs into the ring with a chair and hits Bryan in the back with it. The referee immediately calls for the bell disqualifying Swagger. Colter points to Bryan. Swagger locks in the Patriot Lock and adds pressure.

As Daniel Bryan is yelling in pain, the TitanTron explodes with fire! Kane comes out to make the save of his tag team partner. Kane climbs into the ring and hits a clothesline on Swagger sending him over the top rope. Swagger and Colter back away with his title in his arms as Kane points at them. He checks on his partner.

We get a split screen of WWE Champion John Cena and World Heavyweight Champion Mark Henry walking towards the curtain as we go to another commercial.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

In Mr. McMahon's office we see Kane demanding a match. Mr. McMahon agrees and says, "Next week on WWE Main Event, it will be Jack Swagger vs. Kane!"

Trixie Carter: "This next match is our main event. Introducing first from Silsbee Texas, the World's Strongest Man, the WWE World Heavyweight Champion, Mark Henry!" As Henry emerges from the back, we almost have an eclipse as his huge back fills the TV screen as his theme music, "Somebody's Gonna Get Hurt" plays. He makes his way to the ring with a huge scowl on his face to huge heat from the fans.

Jim Ross: "If you recall, Mark Henry just did an enormous feat of strength on Smackdown when he pulled not one, but two semi tractors about 10 feet. That was a new world record!"

JBL: "That was spectacular JR!"

Trixie Carter: "And his opponent, from West Newberry Massachusetts, the WWE champion, John Cena!" As his music, "The Time is Now" plays, he stops and says something to the camera on the stage. He salutes the crowd and runs down and slides into the ring. He tosses his cap into the audience, takes his dog tags from beneath his shirt, kisses it and hands them to the referee. He holds his WWE title high over his head proudly.

Jim Ross: "This is a non title, champion vs. champion match and it will be seen in its entirety after this break."

COMMERCIAL BREAK

The break is over and the referee calls for the bell. Mark Henry easily pushes Cena back into the corner and yells at him, "You'r gonna get inducted into the Hall of Pain tonight champ!" Cena looks at him and does his hand motion, "you can't see me."

Cena charges with a shoulder block that doesn't faze Henry. Cena runs to the ropes and uses them for added momentum but when he gets near the world's strongest man, he's hit with a huge clothesline that flattens him out on the mat. Mark Henry lifts Cena up into a military press and drops him behind face first. Henry yells, "That's what I do!" As the fans begin a "Let's go Cena" chant!

Mark Henry pulls Cena up and whips him hard into the turnbuckle and charges in, Cena is able to move and Henry crashes chest first into the corner. Cena rolls him up into a school boy but only gets a two count. As Henry gets to his feet, Cena hits him with a running shoulder block that knocks him off balance. Cena charges quickly again with another running shoulder block that puts Henry down on one knee. Cena hits a low drop kick to the chest of the World Champion, who leaves the ring to stop the momentum. Cena runs and hits a baseball slide through the bottom rope that connects with Henry, sending him back into the ring barrier. Cena comes out and starts to whip Henry into the steel steps, but it is reversed and Cena crashes into the steps.

Jim Ross: "Cena appears to have hurt his shoulder."

Mark Henry grabs Cena and tosses him back into the ring, As he is coming through the middle ropes, Cena grabs the middle rope and pulls it up hard. Henry is slowed. Cena pulls Henry in and goes for the Attitude Adjustment! He has Henry up and drops him down hard. Cena does his "You Can't See Me" motion and runs to the ropes, comes back with theatrics and hits Mark Henry with the Five Knuckle Shuffle. He goes for a cover. Henry powers out!

Cena's face shows concern. He seems to be asking himself, "What do I do to keep him down?" Cena attempts to lock in his STF, but the big man blocks it. Cena attempts another Attitude Adjustment, but this time Henry blocks it and grabs Cena up and hits him with the World's Strongest Slam. Henry taunts the crowd and gets a lot of heat, "That's what I do!" He yells as the fans chant, "You suck, you suck, you suck!"

Mark Henry turns and goes for the cover, but the distraction with the fans enables Cena enough time to get a shoulder up. Henry clasps his big hands on Cena's injured shoulder. Cena manages to get to the ropes to break the hold. Henry refuses to release. The referee begins to count to the mandatory five count. Henry uses the entire count before releasing the hold. Cena kicks Henry in the stomach and quickly climbs to the top rope, he leaps off with a flying leg drop to the back of Mark Henry. The Champ locks in the STF and leans back with added pressure. Henry refuses to tap out. The World's Strongest Man can't break the hold and just as he's about to tap out, we hear over the sound system, "FEED ME MORE!" Ryback comes out which distracts Cena.

Ryback stands at the top of the stage and stares Cena down. Cena exits the ring and runs up the ramp and he and Ryback begin to battle on the stage as the referee counts. Cena and Ryback brawl all over the stage. Cena smashes Ryback's shoulder into the WWE logo on the left side of the stage as the referee reaches the ten.He calls for the bell.

Trixie Carter: "Your winner due to count out, the World Heavyweight Champion, Mark Henry!"

On the stage, Ryback grabs Cena and hits a Shell Shock on the stage floor. Cena is down as other referees and back stage agents come out to separate the two. Mr. McMahon is out on the stage and orders Ryback to the back.

Jim Ross: "What a chaotic ending to this week's show JBL?"

JBL: "Ryback and Cena will meet again at Extreme Rules. Anything can happen there. Cena's championship could be in jeopardy."

Jim Ross: "That's all the time we have for this week's show folks. Be sure to follow us on WWE.com for an update on Cena. Goodnight."

The WWE logo appears as the show ends.

WWE Gamma Championship Wrestling : Monday Night Raw Episode 19

Thu, 09 May 2013 23:25:04 -0400

Dark Match:

NXT Superstar Adrian Neville def. Smackdown's Camacho

WWE Superstars Taping:

-Alex Riley def. Epico w/ Primo.

-The Primetime Players def. Smackdown's Yoshi Tatsu and William Regal

-Brodus Clay and Tensai def. Smackdown's 3MB in a 3 on 2 Handicap Match

Monday Night Raw:

-We are LIVE from the Roanoke Civic Center in Roanoke, Virginia!

Michael Cole: Welcome to Monday Night Raw! I am Michael Cole alongside WWE Hall of Famer Jerry "The King" Lawler, and JBL!

Jerry "The King" Lawler: Tonight we have one great show. Dont we, JBL?

JBL: That's right Jerry. Tonight, John Cena will be in action on Monday Night Raw for the first time in a few weeks as he faces The United States Champion, Wade Barrett.

Michael Cole: Dont forget about Ryback vs. The #1 Contender to the United States Championship, Kofi Kingston and The Shield vs. Yoshi Tatsu, The Great Khali, and Santino in a 6-Man Elimination Tag Team Match!

Jerry "The King" Lawler: and tonight, Raw kicks off with Kane and Daniel Bryan vs. Michael McGillicutty and JTG!

Kane's music plays and Kane and Daniel Bryan come down to the ring to a huge pop.

Justin Roberts: The following Tag Team Match is Scheduled for one fall...introducing first, at a combined weight of 533 lbs, the team of Kane and Daniel Bryan, Team Friendship!

The crowd chants "YES!YES!YES!" as Daniel Bryan chants back "NO! NO! NO!". Michael McGillicutty's music plays and the crowd boos as JTG and Michael McGillicutty come down to the ring.

Justin Roberts: And their opponents, the team of Michael McGillicutty and JTG!

Michael McGillicutty and JTG enter the ring and it will be Daniel Bryan and McGillicutty starting out.

Match #1:
Tag Team Match:

Kane and Daniel Bryan vs. Michael McGillicutty and JTG

The match starts and McGillicutty runs at Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan hits McGillicutty with a clothesline. McGillicutty gets back up and gets another clothesline. McGillicutty gets back up and Daniel Bryan hits him with a running knee. Daniel Bryan goes for the pin. 1..2!

Daniel Bryan gets up and tags in Kane. Kane runs the ropes and goes for a Big Boot, but McGillicutty ducks. Kane turns around and gets hit with a big boot. McGillicutty then hits Kane with a knee and then tags in JTG. McGillicutty picks up Kane and tosses him into the corner. JTG then goes to hit Kane with a corner splash, but Kane moves out of the way. JTG turns around and Kane grabs him and hits him with a Chokeslam! The referee counts the pin. 1..2..3!

Justin Roberts: Here are your winners, the team of Kane and Daniel Bryan!

Kane and Daniel Bryan celebrate in the ring and the crowd cheers. The referee raises their arms in the air and then Daniel Bryan grabs two microphones.

Kane: After what we just did to JTG and Michael McGillicutty, Shield, I'd watch out if I were you.

Daniel Bryan: YES! YES! YES!

Kane's music plays and the crowd cheers as they then head to the back.

Michael Cole: What a win for Kane and Daniel Bryan!

JBL: They definitely sent a message to The Shield with that quick victory.

Jerry "The King" Lawler: If I were The Shield, I would watch out for them too!

We go backstage and Tony Dawson is in the interview area with a special guest.

Tony Dawson: Please welcome, Ryback.

Ryback walks in and the crowd boos.

Tony Dawson: Ryback, tonight you face the #1 Contender to the US Title, Kofi Kingston, but last week, John Cena put you through a table. What are your thoughts on that?

Ryback: My thoughts? My thoughts are that John Cena is a coward for attacking me from behind. If John Cena wanted to play fair and be respectable like his motto states, he'd attack me from the front, so I could get a fair fight. At Extreme Rules, everything will be fair for me, because I will end up winning the WWE Championship.

Ryback walks off to a lot of heat.

Commercial Break

We come back from the commercial break and we see that Zack Ryder is already in the ring. Fandango's music plays and the crowd "Fandango's" along with Fandango's theme music as he comes out with Summer Rae.

Justin Roberts: The following match is scheduled for one fall...introducing first, Fannnnnnnnnnndannnnnnnnnnnngoooooooooooooooo! And his opponent, already in the ring, from Long Island, New York, Zack Ryder!

Michael Cole: This is a rematch from last week, set up by Raw GM, Vickie Guerrero. Zack Ryder felt that Fandango's win over him last week was an upset and he'll prove that tonight!

Singles Match:

Fandango vs. Zack Ryder

The match begins and the crowd is "Fandangoing". Fandango runs at Zack Ryder and Zack Ryder hits him with a clothesline. Fandango gets back up and Zack Ryder tosses him into the ropes. Zack Ryder hits Fandango with a flapjack and Fandango rolls out of the ring to regain his strength. Zack Ryder then runs the ropes and leaps onto Fandango on the outside with a No-Handed Somersault Plancha onto Fandango on the outside. The crowd chants "That was Awesome!" as Zack Ryder picks up Fandango and tosses him back into the ring. Zack Ryder goes for the pin. 1..2!

JBL: That was an amazing move by Zack Ryder!

Zack Ryder picks up Fandango and tosses him into the corner. Ryder goes for a corner forearm splash, and he connects with it. Fandango falls down and Zack Ryder does his "Woo Woo Woo" Taunt and then hits Fandango with the Broski Boot! Zack Ryder waits for Fandango to get up. Zack Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder, but Fandango reverses and sends Ryder right into the turnbuckle. Zack Ryder turns around and Fandango connects with a belly to belly suplex. Fandango goes for the pin. 1..2!

Jerry Lawler: Fandango finally getting some action in on the Long Island Iced Z, Zack Ryder!

Fandango picks up Zack Ryder and tosses him into the ropes. Fandango runs at Ryder, but Ryder leapfrogs right over Fandango. Fandango turns around and Zack Ryder goes for a punch, but Fandango blocks it and slaps Zack Ryder across the face. Ryder goes for a clothesline, but Fandango ducks. Ryder turns around right into a spinebuster! Fandango then picks up Zack Ryder and hits him with a Big Russian Leg Sweep Fandango then heads up to the top rope and hits Zack Ryder with the "Watch Your Step!" Fandango goes for the pin. 1..2..3!

Justin Roberts: Here is your winner....Fandango!

Fandango's music plays and Summer Rae enters the ring and celebrates with Fandango. Fandango grabs the microphone out of Justin Roberts' hand.

Fandango: It's....Fannnnnnnndannnnnnnnngoooooooooo!

Fandango heads to the back as Zack Ryder looks around with an upset look on his face. Zack Ryder slowly walks to the back.

Michael Cole: What a win for Fandango!

JBL: You said it wrong, Cole!

Jerry Lawler: I dont know what's up with Zack Ryder. He's been on a losing streak as of late.

We go backstage and we see Big E Langston and Dolph Ziggler on their way to the arena with AJ Lee.

Michael Cole: Up next, AJ Lee will team up with Dolph Ziggler to face the team of Chris Jericho and the WWE Diva's Champion, Kaitlyn!

Commercial Break

We come back from the commercial break and Dolph Ziggler's music plays. The crowd boos as Dolph Ziggler and AJ Lee come out with Big E Langston by their side.

Justin Roberts: The following is a mixed tag team match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, the team of the #1 Contender to the WWE Diva's Championship, AJ Lee, and "The Show-Off" Dolph Ziggler!

They come down to the ring and wait for their opponents to enter the arena. Kaitlyn's music plays and the crowd cheers as The WWE Diva's Champion comes out on the stage.

Justin Roberts: And their opponents, first, from Houston, Texas, She is the WWE Diva's Champion...Kaitlyn!

Kaitlyn stops on the stage and waits for Chris Jericho. Chris Jericho's music plays and Chris Jericho comes out on the stage.

Justin Roberts: and her partner, from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada....CHRISSSSSSSSSSSSSS JERICHO!!!!!

Chris Jericho and Kaitlyn come down to the ring and the crowd cheers as the match then begins.

Mixed Tag Team Match:
Diva's Champion Kaitlyn and Chris Jericho vs. AJ Lee and Dolph Ziggler w/ Big E Langston

The match will start with Ziggler vs. Jericho. Ziggler runs at Chris Jericho, but gets hit with a clothesline. Ziggler gets back up and is hit with another clothesline. Jericho picks up Ziggler and tosses him into the ropes. Jericho leapfrogs over Ziggler and Ziggler turns around right into a few punches from Jericho. Jericho then grabs Ziggler's legs for the Walls of Jericho, but Ziggler reverses and Ziggler jumps and quickly tags in AJ, forcing Jericho to tag in Kaitlyn. Kaitlyn and AJ go face to face and AJ hits Kaitlyn with a Lou Thez Press and starts slamming her head on the mat. AJ Lee gets up and tosses Kaitlyn into the corner. AJ runs at Kaitlyn, but Kaitlyn moves out of the way and rolls AJ up. 1..2..3!

They both get back up and Kaitlyn hits AJ with a clothesline. AJ gets back up and there's another clothesline. AJ gets back up again and there's Kaitlyn with the Reverse DDT. Kaitlyn then gets up and tags in Chris Jericho, much to the delight of the fans. Chris Jericho comes in, which forces AJ to tag in Ziggler. Jericho runs at Ziggler, but there's Ziggler with a Sweet Chin Music! Ziggler goes for the pin. 1..2!

Jericho quickly kicks out. They both get up and Ziggler grabs Jericho and tosses him into the ropes. Ziggler hits Jericho with a hip toss and then hits Jericho with an elbow. Ziggler taunts Chris Jericho before picking him up and tosses him into the corner. Ziggler hits Jericho with a corner splash and then runs the ropes. Ziggler hits Jericho with a big clothesline. Ziggler goes for the pin. 1..2!

Ziggler can't believe it. Ziggler then tags in AJ Lee. That means Kaitlyn has to come in. Kaitlyn comes in and Kaitlyn hits AJ with a clothesline. AJ gets back up and Kaitlyn hits her with a sidewalk slam. Kaitlyn picks up AJ and hits her with a bodyslam followed by an elbow. Kaitlyn then picks up AJ for the Gutbuster, but AJ reverses it right into a DDT! AJ goes for the pin. 1..2!

AJ gets Kaitlyn in a submission and Kaitlyn starts clapping to get the crowd going. The crowd starts clapping and Kaitlyn gets up and tosses AJ into the ropes. Kaitlyn hits AJ with a clothesline and both women are down. Kaitlyn slowly gets up and tags in Chris Jericho. Chris Jericho comes in and AJ gets up. AJ wants a piece of Chris Jericho. AJ slaps Chris Jericho across the face and then tags in Dolph Ziggler. Dolph Ziggler comes in and gets a clothesline from Jericho. Dolph Ziggler gets back up and there's another. Chris Jericho then grabs Ziggler and hits him with a suplex. Chris Jericho then leaps off of the ropes and hits Dolph with a Lionsault. Chris Jericho then grabs Dolph Ziggler and hits him with a Codebreaker! Chris Jericho goes for the pin. 1..2...3!

Justin Roberts: Here are your winners, the team of the WWE Diva's Champion Kaitlyn, and Chris Jericho!

Kaitlyn and Jericho start celebrating, but Big E Langston and AJ Lee attack them from behind. Big E Langston lifts up Jericho and hits him with the Big E Slam and AJ then runs the ropes and hits Kaitlyn with a Shining Wizard! Dolph Ziggler gets up and laughs over Chris Jericho. Big E, Ziggler, and AJ Lee then go to the back to a ton of heat from the crowd.

Michael Cole: Now that was uncalled for! What was that all about?

JBL: Are you kidding me, Cole?

Jerry Lawler: I've got to agree with Cole. The match was done and over with, but AJ Lee, Dolph Ziggler, and Big E Langston weren't satisfied!

JBL: Like you've never done the same thing at one point, Jerry!

Michael Cole: But anyways, up next, The Shield faces Yoshi Tatsu, The Great Khali, and Santino in a 6 on 6 Elimination Match!

Commercial Break

We return from the commercial break and we see The Great Khali, Santino, and Yoshi Tatsu already in the ring.

Justin Roberts: The following match is a 6-Man Elimination Match scheduled for one fall...introducing first, the team of Yoshi Tatsu, Santino, and The Great Khali!

The Shield's music plays and the crowd boos as The Shield comes through the crowd.

Justin Roberts: And their opponents, they are the WWE Tag Team Champions, the team of Roman Reigns, Seth Rollins, and Dean Ambrose...THE SHIELD!

The Shield enters the ring and they stare down their opponents.

Michael Cole: The Shield is so intimidating!

6-Man Elimination Tag Team Match:
The WWE Tag Team Champions The Shield vs. The Great Khali, Yoshi Tatsu, and Santino

It will be Seth Rollins and The Great Khali starting it out. Rollins runs at Khali and gets hit with a Khali Chop. Rollins gets back up and there's another Khali Chop. The Great Khali grabs Rollins and tosses him into the corner. The Great Khali walks into the corner,but Rollins moves out of the way. Khali turns around and gets hit with an Enzigiri! The Great Khali goes down to one knee as Rollins springboards off of the ropes and hits Khali with a knee. Rollins then tags in Roman Reigns. Roman Reigns comes in as Khali gets up to his feet. There's Reigns with a Spear! Reigns goes for the pin. 1..2..3!

Yoshi Tatsu quickly comes in and gets hit with a clothesline from Roman Reigns. Roman Reigns picks up Tatsu and tosses him into the ropes. Reigns goes for a clothesline, but Tatsu ducks. Reigns then turns around and Tatsu hits him with a few punches before running the ropes. Tatsu runs at Reigns, but is met with a Big Boot from Reigns. Reigns picks up Yoshi and tosses him into the corner before tagging in Dean Ambrose. Dean Ambrose comes in and tosses Tatsu into the corner. Ambrose hits Tatsu with a Corner Splash and then runs the ropes. Ambrose hits Tatsu with a shoulder block and then taunts the crowd, which gets him good heat. Ambrose then picks up Tatsu and hits him with a Knee Facebuster. Ambrose grabs Tatsu and then locks in a Chickenwing, and then hits him with the Hook and Ladder! Dean Ambrose goes for the pin on Tatsu! 1..2..3!

It's now 3 on 1. Ambrose, Rollins, and Reigns vs. Santino. Santino reluctantly comes in and Ambrose has a laugh. Santino wants Seth Rollins. Ambrose tags in Seth Rollins and Rollins runs right at Santino. Santino quickly hits Rollins with a few punches. Santino tosses Rollins into the ropes and hits him with a clothesline. Santino goes for the falling headbutt, but Rollins moves out of the way. Rollins gets up and hits Santino with a suplex. Rollins then picks up Santino and tosses him into the corner. Corner splash from Rollins followed by an enzigiri. Rollins then tags in Ambrose, who wants in. Ambrose gets Santino in a headlock and then hits him with the headlock driver! Ambrose goes for the pin. 1..2..3!

Justin Roberts: Here are your winners, The WWE Tag Team Champions, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns, and Dean Ambrose...The Shield!

The WWE Tag Team Champions celebrate in the ring as the crowd gives them a lot of heat.

Jerry Lawler: Impressive victory from The Shield!

Michael Cole: The Shield is obviously responding to Kane and Daniel Bryan's message from earlier tonight.

JBL: Well up next, Ryback will go one on one with the #1 Contender to the US Title, Kofi Kingston!

Commercial Break

We return from the commercial break and we see that Justin Roberts is in the ring.

Justin Roberts: The following match is scheduled for one fall!

Ryback's music plays and the crowd boos as the #1 Contender to the WWE Title comes down to the ring.

Justin Roberts: Introducing first, from Sin City, he is the #1 Contender to the WWE Title, RYBACK!

Ryback enters the ring and waits for Kofi Kingston. Kofi's music plays and the crowd cheers as Kofi comes down to the ring.

Justin Roberts: and his opponent, from Ghana, West Africa, he is the No. 1 Contender to the United States Championship, KOFI KINGSTONNNNNNNN!

Kofi enters the ring and he doesn't look a bit intimidated by Ryback.

Kofi Kingston vs. Ryback

The match begins and Ryback goes for a clothesline on Kingston. Kingston ducks and Ryback turns around right into a few punches from Kingston. Kingston Irish whips Ryback into the ropes. Kofi leapfrogs over Ryback and Ryback runs the ropes and gets a two handed chop. Ryback gets up and gets another. Ryback gets back up again and Kofi runs at him, but there's Ryback with the Meat Hook! Ryback goes for the pin. 1..2!

Ryback picks up Kofi and tosses him into the ropes. Ryback hits Kingston with a Big Boot. Ryback shouts "FINISH HIM!" Ryback picks up Kingston and goes for Shellshocked, but John Cena's music plays and WWE Champion John Cena comes down to ringside and distracts Ryback. Ryback drops Kofi and he pays attention to Cena. Wade Barrett, the US Champion's music plays and out comes Barrett! Barrett comes down to the ring and attacks Cena. Ryback turns around and there's Trouble In Paradise from Kofi Kingston! Kofi Kingston goes for the pin. 1..2..

Vickie Guerrero: EXCUSE ME! This is unacceptable. I do not appreciate you two getting involved in one of my main events. Therefore, it is my duty to change this match into a Tag Team Match!

The crowd cheers as Cena and Wade Barrett enter the ring. Kofi Kingston turns around immediately and gets a Meat Hook from Ryback! Ryback then knocks Cena off of the apron and tags in Barrett. Barrett comes in and connects with the Bullhammer. Wow. This unfolded quickly! 1..2..3!

Justin Roberts: Here are your winners, the United States Champion, Wade Barrett and Ryback!

Ryback and Wade taunt Kofi and Cena to end the show.

Michael Cole: That was a cheap win from Ryback and Wade Barrett. Well that's all for tonight, see you on Friday Night Smackdown!

Word's Challenge:Endgame - Jimsta vs dare2believe DRAFT

Thu, 09 May 2013 19:52:40 -0400

Remember your options:

1. Match winner
2. Match time (length in minutes and seconds.
3. Match number on the card
4. Number of 2 counts

Since dare2believe has fewer points than Jimsta, he gets the first selection.

Your designated matchup is:

TRIPLE H VS BROCK LESNAR - STEEL CAGE GRUDGE MATCH

Good luck!

Word's Challenge:Endgame - brandoni998 vs joshmeboy DRAFT

Thu, 09 May 2013 19:46:43 -0400

Remember your options:

1. Match winner
2. Match time (length in minutes and seconds.
3. Match number on the card
4. Number of 2 counts

Since joshmeboy has fewer points than brandoni998, he gets the first selection.

Your designated matchup is:

DOLPH ZIGGLER VS ALBERTO DEL RIO VS JACK SWAGGER - LADDER MATCH FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

Good luck!

Word's Challenge:Endgame - DangerousDan vs jaime5150 DRAFT

Thu, 09 May 2013 19:38:45 -0400

Remember your options:

1. Match winner
2. Match time (length in minutes and seconds.
3. Match number on the card
4. Number of 2 counts

Since Dan has fewer points than Jaime, he gets first selection.

Your designated matchup is:

JOHN CENA VS RYBACK - LAST MAN STANDING MATCH FOR THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP

Good luck!

Word's Challenge:Endgame - radschord89 vs kaihtafc DRAFT

Thu, 09 May 2013 19:33:17 -0400

Remember your options:

1. Match winner
2. Match time (length in minutes and seconds.
3. Match number on the card
4. Number of 2 counts

As this is the only matchup with equal scores in the Word's Challenge standings, I flipped a coin to determine who has the first selection. Kaihtafc won the coin flip.

Your designated matchup is:

MARK HENRY VS SHEAMUS - STRAP MATCH

Good luck!

Top WWE Divas Champions and TNA KnockOut Champions

Thu, 09 May 2013 13:19:28 -0400

WWE Divas Championship
(216)Maryse - 1st Reign
(204)Beth Phoenix - Only Reign
(155)Michelle McCool - 1st Reign
(140)Layla - 2nd Reign
(120)Eve Torres -3rd Reign/Record holding reign
(112)Kaitlyn - Current Champion/1st Reign
(104)Kelly Kelly - Only Reign
(84)Melina - 1st Reign
(78)Mickie James - Only Reign
(71)Eve Torres - 2nd Reign
(70)Natalya Neidhart - 1st Reign
(70)Brie Bella - 1st Reign
(69)Eve Torres - 1st Reign
(63)Layla and Michelle McCool - 1st Reign for Layla/Last Reign for Michelle McCool
(56)Alicia Fox - 1st Reign
(49)Maryse - Last Reign
(35)Melina Last Reign
(6)Nikki Bella - 1st Reign
(0)Jillian Hall - Only Reign

TNA KnockOuts Championship
(210)Gail Kim - 2nd Reign
(188)Madison Rayne - 3rd Reign
(178)Awesome Kong - Last Reign
(169)Awesome Kong - 1st Reign
(121)Taylor Wilde -Only Reign
(112)Mickie James - 1st Reign
(104)Tara - 5th Reign
(99)Velvet Sky - Current Champion/2nd Reign
(91)ODB - 2nd Reign
(85)Gail Kim - 1st Champion/1st Reign
(84)Madison Rayne - 1st Reign
(78)Tara - 3rd Reign
(67)Angelina Love 1st Reign
(63)Brooke Tessmacher - 1st Reign
(62)Angelina Love - Last Reign
(59)Brooke Tessmacher - 2nd Reign
(35)Winter - 2nd Reign
(28)Angelina Love - 2nd Reign
(28)Velvet Sky - 1st Reign
(27)Madison Rayne - 2nd Reign

Top 20 Mid Card Title Reigns (TNA and WWE)

Thu, 09 May 2013 12:54:30 -0400

WWE United States Championship
(523)Lex Luger - 3rd Reign
(378)Ric Flair - 6th Reign
(343)MVP - 1st Reign
(328)Nikita Koloff - Only Reign
(283)Barry Windham - Only Reign
(265)Ric Flair - 2nd Reign
(240) Steve Austin - 1st Reign
(240) Shelton Benjamin - Only Reign
(239)Antonio Cesaro - 1st Reign
(231)Jimmy Snuka - Only Reign
(229)Sgt. Slaughter - 1st Reign
(228)Greg Valentine - 3rd Reign
(224)The Miz - 1st Reign
(222)Chris Benoit - Last Reign
(217)Blackjack Mulligan - 1st Reign
(210)Lex Luger - 4th Reign
(204)Blackjack Mullugan - 3rd Reign
(182)Magnum T.A - 2nd Reign
(182)Dolph Ziggler - 1st Reign
(176)Daniel Bryan - 1st Reign

WWE Intercontinental Championship
(454)Honky Tonk Man - Only Reign
(425)Pedro Morales - 2nd Reign
(414)Randy Savage - Only Reign
(385)Don Muraco - 2nd Reign
(285)Greg Valentine - 1st Reign
(280)Mr. Perfect - Last Reign
(265)The Rock - 2nd Reign
(244)Shelton Benjamin - 1st Reign
(236)Cody Rhodes - 1st Reign
(233)Pat Patterson - Only Reign
(231)Ken Patera - Only Reign
(226)Tito Santana - 1st Reign
(217)Tito Santan - Last Reign
(216)Ultimate Warrior - 1st Reign
(216)Ultimate Warrior - Last Reign
(210)Randy Orton - 1st Reign
(202)Shawn Michaels - 1st Reign
(198)Razor Ramon - 1st Reign
(194)Pedro Morales - 1st Reign
(190)Jeff Hardy - 4th Reign

TNA X Division Championship
(298)Austin Aeris - 1st Reign
(182)Christopher Daniels - 1st Reign
(158)Petey Williams - 1st Reign
(154)Chris Sabin - 4th Reign
(152)Petey Williams - 2nd Reign
(140)Michael Shane - 1st Reign
(137)Rob Van Dam - 1st Reign
(134)Jay Lethal - 2nd Reign
(127)Kazarian - 4th Reign
(125)Senshi - Last Reign
(113)Douglas Williams - Last Reign
(106)Amazing Red - 2nd Reign
(102)Suicide - Only Reign
(98)Chris Sabin - 1st Reign
(91)AJ Styles - 5th Reign
(91)Samoa Joe - 1st Reign
(89)Douglas Williams - 1st Reign
(84)Chris Sabin - 2nd Reign
(84)Shiek Abdul Bashir
(70)Samoa Joe - 2nd Reign

TNA World Television Championship
(192)Devon -1st Reign
(180) Eric Young - 2nd Reign
(167)Rob Terry -1st Reign
(150)Devon - Current Champion [2nd Reign]
(145)AJ Styles - 2nd Reign
(143)Booker T - Only reign/1st Champion
(126)AJ Styles - 1st Reign
(126)Robbi E - 1st Reign
(101)Eric Young - 1st Reign
(70)Samoa Joe - 1st Reign
(64)Abyss - Only Reign
(64)Gunner - 1st Reign
(63)Kevin Nash - Last Reign
(35)Douglas Williams - Only Reign
(25)Mick Foley - Only Reign
(3)Kevin Nash - 1st Reign

WWE Main Event: Episode 2

Sun, 05 May 2013 17:56:19 -0400

LIVE! From the UIC Pavilion in Chicago Illinois it's WWE Main Event. The announced crowd of 5,375 is 1200 short of a sellout. The ones here are rowdy and ready for the action as JBL and Hall of Famer Jim Ross are ready to call the action.

"Diamond Eyes", the theme song for Main Event plays as highlights of the superstars are shown for the home viewing audience.

Jim Ross: "Welcome to the Main Event. We hope you enjoy the show. We advertised a Divas title match between Brie Bella and AJ Lee, however, earlier Brie lost her championship to Kaitlyn so the new WWE Divas champion will be taking on AJ Lee for the title."

JBL: "The Shield will be defending their WWE Tag Team championship in the Main Event tonight as well, but here on Main Event, we are less talk and more action, so let's get to business!"

Trixie Carter: "Introducing first from Union City New Jersey, AJ Lee!" Her theme music "Light It Up" plays as she skips down to the ring and circles the ring before entering. AJ's boyfriend, Dolph Ziggler comes down to the ringside to support his gal.

"And her opponent, the WWE Divas champion, Kaitlyn!" Her music, "Higher" plays as she makes her way to the ring to a fair pop from the fans.

The referee holds the title high over his head to show that this is a title match. He hands it off to a ringside staff member and calls for the bell.

The two divas lock up, Kaitlyn grabs AJ's arm and twists it. AJ reverses it and turns it into a hammer lock. Kaitlyn reverses the hammerlock and quickly picks AJ up into a bodyslam. The champion drops an elbow across her opponent's chest and goes for a cover. AJ kicks out after one. Kaitlyn pulls her challenger up and whips her into the turnbuckle and follows her in with a running clothesline. The champion goes to the opposite corner and charges in with a running dropkick that rocks the challenger. Kaitlyn delivers a DDT and climbs to the top rope to deliver a flying crossbody block.

Dolph Ziggler climbs up to the ring apron and distracts the champion, giving AJ a little recovery time. The petite challenger gets up and climbs the same turnbuckle and both divas battle on top of the ropes. AJ hits a top rope hurricanrana. She skips around the fallen champion to celebrate. Dolph is yelling "PIN HER" AJ finally covers for a two count. AJ pulls Kaitlyn up, but as she does, the champion rolls her into a small package for the three count.

Trixie Carter: "Your winner and still the WWE Divas champion....Kaitlyn!" As the champion is handed her belt she celebrates in the center of the ring. AJ comes in from behind with a chick kick to the back of her former best friends head. AJ stands over the divas champion and picks up the divas title belt. Her boyfriend, Dolph Ziggler lifts her to his shoulder as AJ holds the championship close to her chest and smiles down to Kaitlyn. The fans are giving her and Dolph a lot of heat as they exit the ring.

Backstage, Matt Stryker is ready for an interview. "Please welcome my guests at this time, the WWE tag team champions, The Shield!" Before Stryker can begin they grab the mic.

Dean Ambrose: "Ambrose."

Seth Rollins: "Rollins"

Roman Reigns: "Reigns."

Dean Ambrose: "The Shield will deliver justice once again tonight when we face Primo and Epico.

Seth Rollins: "The hounds of justice will expose the weakness of these two so called superstars."

Roman Reigns: "Believe in the Shield."

Trixie Carter: "This next match is for the WWE tag team championship. Introducing the challengers, from San Juan Puerto Rico, Primo and Epico!" Their music, "Enchanged Isle" plays as they make their way to the ring. Before Trixie can begin to introduce the tag team champions the music "Special Op" begins to play. The champions enter the arena by coming down through the crowd. The fans are surprising behind them.

JBL: "The only thing we don't know is with the "Freebird Rule" is in effect. We have to wait to see which two members will defend the tag team titles tonight."

The three members of The Shield surround the ring to intimidate their opponents. Rollins and Ambrose climb into the ring and present the Tag Team championship to the referee who holds it above his head to signify a title match. As the referee starts to hand the belts to a ringside staff member, Roman Reigns grabs them from him. He calls for the bell and Rollins begins for The Shield as Epico startss for his team.

Seth Rollins kicks Epico in the stomach which doubles him over. He leaps into the air and drops a leg across the back of his challenger. Rollins quickly drops a knee into the back of young Epico as he reaches back to tag in his partner Dean Ambrose. The leader of the Shield leaps over the top rope with a flying forearm smash to Epico and goes for a cover. Epico kicks out at two Ambrose locks in a Front Chancery and lifts his opponent up and modifies it into a double arm suplex. Ambrose tags Rollins who comes in and grabs Epico and whips him into the corner and follows him in with a shoulder block to the stomach. Primo yells encouragement from their corner.

Jim Ross: "Primo is itching to get into the match JBL."

JBL: "I don't know why he'd want to get into their with the Shield. They are overpowering."

Jim Ross: "We have to take another commercial break. We'll be right back folks."

COMMERCIAL BREAK

When the action resumes from the UIC Pavilion, we are caught up with what has transpired during the break. Epico had managed to get a tag in to his partner Primo, but he has been overpowered as well by the champions.

In desperation, Primo manages to get a spinning heel kick to the back of Rollins which stuns the Shield member. Primo quickly climbs to the top rope, but Ambrose interferes with the ropes causing Primo to fall. Rollins takes advantage of his partners distraction and locks in a Cobra Clutch. Epico, knowing his partner is in trouble runs in and breaks the hold with a dropkick to Rollins face. Primo tags to his partner Epico who comes in with a fury. He clotheslines Rollins to take him down and as Ambrose enters the ring, Epico dropkicks him over the top rope. He turns with a spinning leg lariat to the back of Rollins and goes for the cover. Roman Reigns climbs to the ring apron to distract the referee.

Rollins hits a DDT on Epico and goes for the cover as the referee turns. Primo leaps from the top rope with a leg drop to the back of Rollins to break the pin attempt. Ambrose comes in and clotheslines Primo over the top rope, taking both himself and the tag champion out of the ring. With the referee looking at the two outside the ring, Roman Reigns enters the ring from the other side and hits a huge spear on Epico and rolls out of the ring. Rollins grabs a leg and goes for the cover. One....two.....three!

Trixie Carter: "Your winners and still the WWE tag team champions, The Shield!"

As the trio stands triumphantly in the ring with their belts the fans are cheering.

Jim Ross: "The world is in a strange place when the bad guys are cheered and the good guys are not. I guess I'm just getting old JBL."

Dean Ambrose; "Tonight, you have witnessed the hounds of justice handing out more justice to the WWE superstars. The three Shield members pick up Epico and deliver a Triple Power bomb.

Roman Reigns: "Believe in the Shield!"

Backstage, Matt Stryker has another guest. "Please welcome at this time my guest Kofi Kingston. Kofi, in a few moments you will take on Antonio Cesaro. You two have developed a huge feud in the past few months. What is your strategy going into this match?"

Kofi Kingston: "Well, Matt, I am going to use Cesaro's over confidence against him. While he is pound for pound one of the strongest of the WWE superstars, I believe I'm one of the quickest, and when he's not expecting it, I'll give him a little Trouble in Paradise!"

We see Antonio Cesaro walking towards the ring as the graphic on the lower screen says, Antonio Cesaro vs. Kofi Kingston is next!

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Trixie Carter: "Introducing from Lucerne Switzerland, Antonio Cesaro!" His music, "Miracle" plays as the fans give him huge heat. After entering the ring, he brags about his ability to speak five languages. He says he will defeat Kingston in all five as the fans give him more heat. "And his opponent, from Ghana, West Africa, KOFI KINGSTON!" His music, 'Boom" begins to play as the superstar makes his way out to the ring to a great pop from the WWE universe.

The bell rings and the two enemies lock up. Cesaro tosses Kingston back into a corner with his raw strength. Kofi eyes Antonio carefully as he closes in. Kofi swiftly leaps to the second rope and springboards off with missle dropkick.

Jim Ross: "Kofi is not just quick, he's sudden!"

Kofi quickly drops a double leg drop across the stomach of Cesaro and then runs to the ropes to gather more momentum. Cesaro makes it to his feet and catches Kofi in a Tilt a Whirl suplex and goes for the pin. Kofi gets a shoulder up at two. Cesaro lifts Kofi up for a power slam, but the West African superstar slips off the back and hits a backstabber on his opponent. He goes for a cover, but Cesaro kicks out at two.

Jim Ross: "This will be our last commercial of the show, don't go away folks."

COMMERCIAL BREAK

The action resumes and Antonio Cesaro has taken control of the match He has Kofi in a power slam and goes for the cover. Kingston kicks out at two as the fans cheer for their favorite to get going. Cesaro even takes time to yodle for the WWE universe which brings him even more heat. Cesaro pulls Kingston up by his dreads, but Kofi rolls him up in a small package. The Switzerland native kicks out at two. Kofi whips him into the ropes and goes for Trouble in Paradise. Cesaro manages to avoid the kick and hits a hard European Uppercut which stuns Kofi. Cesaro goes for a cocky cover. Kingston gets a shoulder up. Cesaro acts like he can't believe he didn't win.

JBL: "That is the overconfidence that Kofi was talking about earlier. That could cost Cesaro the match."

Antonio Cesaro argues with the referee not realizing that Kofi has gotten to his feet and climbed to the top rope. Cesaro turns and Kofi leaps off the top rope with a flying cross body. He hooks a leg, Cesaro kicks out. Kofi does his "Boom, Boom, Boom," leg drop and goes to the corner. As Cesaro gets to his feet, Kofi runs, leaps and spins his legs with Trouble in Paradise. He connects and Cesaro is down. Kofi goes for the cover and gets the three count and the win. Kofi celebrates in the ring as the fans cheer for him.

Jim Ross: "That's all the time for this week for WWE's Main Event folks. Stay tuned to WWE.com and other social media to see if any matches are made for next week's show. JBL any closing thoughts?"

JBL: "I've just been handed this message. WWE John Cena will be appearing next week right here on WWE Main Event. When Cena is in the building, you never know what's going to happen. It's going to be epic folks."

The screen fades as the WWE logo appears on the screen to end this week's show.

Word's Challenge: Endgame Details

Sun, 05 May 2013 14:01:46 -0400

This is Endgame.

A competition has been raging for months. Who will walk away with the Challenge Trophy? Will it be the front-running @Jimsta@? Could the upstart @joshmeboy@ shock the world? Perhaps @radschord89@ can make a late rally to claim the trophy. Anything is possible!

*DETAILS*

For the final challenge, each of the four twosomes will be assigned a match at the upcoming Extreme Rules PPV on 5/19/13. Once your match-up's designated match has been handed out, a draft will occur. This won't be your everyday draft where you only select wrestlers, however. This draft will consist of:

1. The wrestlers in the match
2. The match outcome regardless of who wins (e.g. Pinfall, submission, dq, etc.)
3. Which number in the order of matches on the card your match will occur (If you believe your match will be the opening match, you would pick #1. If you believe your match will be the main event and you believe there are 6 matches on the card, pick #6.)
4. The length of your match (each player picks a length of time such as seven minutes and eight seconds or 7:08. Whomever is closer takes the cake)

I know these may be a little confusing so comment or message me with any questions. Your designated match will be announced in separate posts.

There is still a chance for any of the 8 participants to win! If you're gonna win, make it a win!

WWE Gamma Championship Wrestling : Smackdown Episode 4

Sun, 05 May 2013 02:16:17 -0400

Dark Match:
Bray Wyatt w/ Erick Rowan and Luke Harper def. Yoshi Tatsu

-Mark Henry, The NEW World Heavyweight Champion, starts out the show. Randy Orton quickly interrupts, followed by Sheamus. They both want a World Heavyweight Championship match against Mark Henry at Extreme Rules. Smackdown GM Booker T comes out and makes Randy Orton vs. Sheamus tonight to determine the #1 Contender to Mark Henry's World Heavyweight Championship at Extreme Rules.

Commercial Break

-Justin Gabriel and The Usos def. 3MB-Heath Slater, Drew McIntyre, and Jinder Mahal by Pinfall. Gabriel and The Usos won when Justin Gabriel rolled up Jinder Mahal for the pin. After the match, 3MB attacked Gabriel and The Usos once again.

-Backstage, Sheamus is interviewed by Matt Striker. He says that he will do whatever it takes to beat Randy Orton later on tonight and become the #1 Contender to the World Heavyweight Championship.

-Antonio Cesaro def. Alberto Del Rio w/ Ricardo Rodriguez. Antonio Cesaro won the match after The Big Show distracted Del Rio and cost him the match for the 2nd Week in a Row. Antonio Cesaro hit Alberto Del Rio with a Neutralizer for the victory

Commercial Break

-We come back from the commercial break and we are told that last week, Jack Swagger, the Intercontinental Champion, seriously injured Christian's ankle and he will be out for weeks, possibly even months.

-Natalya def. Alicia Fox

-Up Next, Jack Swagger will go one on one with The Great Khali! Will the Great Khali win or will the Intercontinental Champion prevail? Stay tuned to find out!

Commercial Break

-Intercontinental Champion Jack Swagger w/ Zeb Colter def. The Great Khali w/ Hornswoggle and Natalya with the Patriot Act in a Quick Match

-Backstage Interview with Randy Orton. He says Sheamus better watch out tonight, because Randy will end up winning.

-Bo Dallas w/ Ted Dibiase def. Cody Rhodes w/ Damien Sandow. Bo Dallas got the win in an upset.

Commercial Break

-Randy Orton vs. Sheamus went to a No Contest when Mark Henry attacked both men. Booker T came out and made Henry vs. Sheamus vs. Orton at Extreme Rules for the World Heavyweight Championship

Wade Barrett Vs. Zack Ryder

Sat, 04 May 2013 14:49:49 -0400

This was a destructive contest but then again what else can you expect from seed 1 vs seed 8. Zack Ryder actually showed signs of life this week as he was featured in two matches this week and on WWEs primetime shows. He fought Jack Swagger and the match got me on my feet and cheering for Ryder to get those points just so it wouldn't ne a total destruction. I didn't watch Smackdown but when I read he was featured against fellow Road to Gold competitor Fandango I had a feeling he lost but after his match against Jack Swagger I knew it was another good showing. But unfortunately with the official results being Wade Barrett-21 vs Zack Ryder-0.

Wade Barrett will be going on to the semi finals and he will be facing the winner of this match

Seed 2- Kofi Kingston vs. Seed 7- Ryback. Things aren't looking good for Ryback either as although he's been heavily featured in storyline he has only been in one match since the show started. So what do u think. Do u think Ryback can pull it off or will Jofi pull off what could arguanly be called an upset?

This Is 9/11! SSAW Presents Bloody Easter Smackdown 4

Sat, 04 May 2013 02:52:26 -0400

The 41st of March Year 2024 Cactus Flanders is wearing a suit and tie. He walks over to a door and knocks on it. “It’s your big day, just 30 days ago you were this guy who was sad and depressed. Now you are a man in love,” The door opens and Johnny Buackson steps out and bro-hugs Cactus Flanders. “And I have you to thank for that buddy. I love you, man,” whispers Buackson into Flanders’ ear. “Let’s do this, I’m ready, it’s time! SERAPHINA, that crazy woman is getting married TONIGHT! I’m pumped! Let’s do this! Yeah! FLANDERS ARE YOU READY TO BE THE BEST, BEST MAN EVER? LET’S GO! LET’S DO THIS!” I’VE OFTEN HEARD OF LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT I THOUGHT IT WAS A MYTH LIKE VISHNU, ALLAH, OR THE HOLOCAUST I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I WASN’T RIGHT IT TRULY DOES EXIST A SINGLE GLIMPSE AND MY HEART WAS LOST Johnny Buackson bursts into the chapel and all of his friends and family go nuts! He walks over to the minister, Terry Funk, and stands next to him. Cactus Flanders and one of Serphina’s prom star friends walk down next. JUST MET A BOY JUST MET A BOY WHEN HE COULD COME INSIDE MY PLAY PEN CAUSE HE LOOK LIKE A SUPERSTAR IN THE MAKING SO I THINK THAT I’M GOING IT FOR THE TAKING HEAR THROUGH THE GRAPE VINE THAT HE CAKING WE COULD SHOOT A MOVIE HE COULD DO THE TAPING BOOM BOOM POW THIS THING BE SHAKING Seraphina and Jonathon Gold walk into the chapel arm in arm. Gold leads Seraphina down the aisle and joins Flanders at over by Buackson, they bro-fist. Seraphina looks really pretty and the like. “Yes, I’m a minister now, and even an edgy hardcore icon like me can see that these two are super in love. The groom has asked me to read this aloud,” Terry Funk reads aloud the lyrics to “Teenage Dream” by Katy Perry. The ceremony’s audience weeps uncontrollably, Jonathon Gold cries as well. Cactus Flanders doesn’t cry though he is too badbutt. “Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today in the presence of these witnesses, to join Johnny Buackson and Seraphina Gold in matrimony commended to be honorable among all; and therefore is not to be entered into lightly but reverently, edgeily, passionately, lovingly and solemnly. Into this these two persons present now come to be joined. If any person can show just cause why they may not be joined together let them speak now like in the Taylor Swift song or forever hold their peace,” said Terry Funk. There’s a silence, there’s his last chance Jonathon Gold steps forward with shaking hands, he opens his mouth to say something, but something holds him back. He keeps trying to speak and stuff, but he is shooting blanks. The scene fades to white and Jonathon Gold is standing alone in empty space. “Jonathon” says a thunderous voice; Gold is startles then looks around to see who is saying this. “Hello?” says Gold, “Is it God?” “No it’s me,” Terry Funk appears in front of Gold. A little too close, Gold flies backwards and ships himself in the process. “Well, um why did you send me here? Like what is this place?” asks Gold. “Is this like Harry Potter 7 part 2? Am I dead?” “Yeah sort of but you didn’t die, and I really don’t have any game changers to reveal right now,” answers Funk, “I actually don’t know why I’m here. I thought you summoned me here,” “Should we try to find a way out?” asks Gold, Terry shrugs. Gold starts looking around for a secret door. A light bulb appears over his head. “Terry, I think I figured it out,” Gold pretended to put on a headset and shouted “CM PUNK SHOOT PROMO” as he closed his eyes. “I'm leaving with the WWE Championship on July 17th. And heck, who knows, maybe I'll go defend it in New Japan Pro Wrestling. Maybe I'll go back to Ring of Honor, I think Backyard wrestling is lame, but I’d wrestle in SSAW, it’s better than here anyway, SSAW is so edgy. Oh, hey Jonathon Gold,” said a voice that is a little old for fifth year angst. “Did you hear that Funk?” asked Gold, his eyes still closed, but Funk didn’t answer him, “I just used my commentator power to make the CM Punk shoot thing about me,” “I think you did more than that,” Gold opens his eyes. “GRIEVOUS SHIP! What am I doing in the twin towers? Didn’t these get ace roped by Al Quida years ago?” “I think we are inside your dream, like that movie that I didn’t watch,” “Inception? I didn’t see it either,” said Gold, “But, the twin towers in 2024, I think I’d have to be dreaming, this is pretty edgy,” Terry’s eyes scan the room until they meet a calendar. “Gold, this is bad!” A PLANE SWOOPS IN AND CRASHES INTO THE BUILDING! “Oh Gosh! Is this 9/11? Cause I’ll never forget this!” Gold laughs to himself, but Terry just looks at him coldly. “YES! This is 9/11!” “Oh crop, I’ll use my commentator powers to get us out of here,” Gold pretended to put on a headset and shouted “TRI BUTE CLARIFIES WHAT YEAR HE WAS BORN IN” as he closed his eyes. “So I stated digging and out of just dirt and ashes I made a functional plane and I flew back to Earth, I wasn’t going to let being marooned stop me from meeting Jonathon Gold,” said a voice that was obviously from the future. “Hey Funk, Tri Bute just said he made his own plane to meet me isn’t that cool?” asks Gold. “Open your eyes again, you’re not going to like this,” Gold opens his eyes, but he can’t see anything as he is surrounded by dark, stygian, nothingness. “OH WIZARD GOSH, I’m blind!” shouted Jonathon Gold. “We both are; feel around for something,” “I think I found a door,” Jonathon Gold opens the door he found and they are blinded by light. “I guess it was just dark,” Terry and Jonathon Gold step into the lightness! When they get inside they notice it is the same as the room they started in, except there is a karaoke machine and a stage. “Woah this is so cool!” they both say at the same time. “What song should we sing first?” asks Gold as they both run over to the karaoke machine. “It should be a duet!” says Terry. “Let’s duet!” says Gold excitedly. “Do you think it has that one?” “FUTILE HUMAN SPECIMAN,” says a loud and angry voice. Jonathon Gold wets himself. Terry Funk ships himself. “What are you, voice?” asks Jonathon Gold. “I AM VORGOTH. LORD OF THINGS IN THIS REALM,” says Vorgoth, the lord of things in this realm. “So are you the one that brought us here? It was really rude; my daughter was about to get married, and where are you? Are you invisible?” says Gold. “I AM ALL THINGS, ALL THINGS ARE VORGOTH, BUT I WAS HOPING YOU KNEW WHY I WAS HERE ASWELL,” “So you don’t know anything either?” “NOPE,” answers Vorgoth, the lord of things in this realm. “Karaoke then?” asks Terry Funk. “I’m not really in the mood anymore, I just need to get back to that wedding so I can say my peace. They aren’t ready to get married, not so soon after Champagne died,” explains Gold. Terry takes a seat on the stage. “Come sit on my lap, Jonathon, the world’s brighter up here, we’ll talk you through your silly problem,” “That kind of reminds me of the last time you gave me advice,” “Yeah, that was the best six I ever had,” says Terry with a smile. “I don’t really remember that part,” says Gold as he sits on Terry’s lap. “Oh right, yeah, so what’s wrong buddy,” ask Funk. “Well, I like this guy; he thinks we’re friends but I want to put my dock in his ace SO BAD! I just get hard thinking about it, the feeling my hands as they run across his firm buttocks,” “Is this the same guy from three years ago?” asks Terry Funk. “Yeah,” “Well, have you been doing what I told you? How many of the people he’s come in contact with have you killed?” asks Funk. “Only one,” as the words escape his mouth Terry slaps his face. “What the flip? Surely there must be thousands of better mates for him than you!” says Funk, he is outraged that Gold has barely followed his advice. “It took me like three years to bring myself to kill the first one. When he married her I knew I had to do it. I knew I had to get rid of her to have a chance with him. Your advice was golden, I just need more ambition more drive!” “Isn’t he getting married right now?” asks Funk. “Yeah,” “Well kill her too. What are you waiting for Jonathon? I ship you guys I want this to work I want Buackathon to be a thing. Just kill the beach, two might be enough,” “I can’t, I’m not a plessy, but I can’t, his new wife is my dau-,” “No dehumanize her. It makes it easier, the beach he is shacking it up with isn’t your dog, or your dog sitter, or your Daughtry, or your dowager. She is just a beach in the way of what you want. An evil succubus sucking Johnny Buackson in, she is just a beach who is trying to pry him away you. Do you think you can win him back without fowl play? He is getting married he loves this horse butterface piece of ship. Or maybe he just thinks he does. She has cast a spell over him, Jonathon, and you’re his Ben Kenobi. You’re his only hope. You have to kill her, it doesn’t matter who it is, they mean nothing to you,” says Funk “You’re right, I can’t let Jonason die and let Buackaphina be a thing. That sounds stupid. I’ll kill her Funk. It’s been eating at me the thought of just letting them both live happy lives and just silently suffering in the background. I want to be the star of my own life, LET’S DUET FUNK!” says Gold, now pumped and reenergized. Gold picks up two microphones that were on the stage and passes one to Funk the music starts playing without anyone operating it. “If I were a rich man, with a billion or two,” sings Funk. “I’d live in a penthouse, in a room with a view,” replies Gold. “And if I were handsome,” “No way!” “It could happen, dreams do come true, I wouldn’t have nothing if I didn’t have you,” sang Funk OUT OF NOWHERE A PLANE CRASHES INTO THE STAGE! “Holy shipballs!” shouts Jonathon Gold. The plane slowly begins to fade away, the engines are completely gone. “Did a plane just crash into the stage then disappear?” asks Funk. “Yeah, let’s get the flip out of here, I forgot how flipped up I am in the head. We did conclude we are in my brain right?” asks Gold. “I think so but, OMGOSH” Funk clutches his chest and falls to the ground. Jonathon Gold checks his pulse but he is definitely dead. “NOOO!” shouts Gold as he huddles over his fallen friend. “Alright, that’s enough mourning, Vorgoth, do you know how to get me out of here?” “YES, IT’S THE SAME WAY YOU GOT IN,” says Vorgoth, the all-knowing lord of things in this enchanted realm. “Hmm, well before I came in here Terry was asking if anyone had reasons why Buackson and Seraphina shouldn’t be wed. I tried to say something but I ended up being inside my own brain, I was doing a lot of debating with myself when I got pulled in here, do I have to do that again?” debates Gold with himself. “Well my hearts still beating, maybe I should just stay here forever and never have to face Buackson and Seraphina together, or is that just delaying the inevitable. Also, if I just stay here there is no way my one true paring can ever be a thing,” thought Jonathon Gold. “Hey Vorgoth, you’re the lord of things in this realm, maybe you could like make up a set of challenges I have to complete to get to my own dimension? That would be fun,” said Gold, desperate for the lord of things help him out of here, since he didn’t have the slightes idea how he got in either. “OKAY, UM, HOW ABOUT A SCAVENGER HUNT WHERE YOU HAVE TO FIND BUNCH OF THINGS IN DIFFERENT TIMES AND DIMINSIONS AND STUFF?” asked Vorgoth. “That’s kind of like that episode of Fairly Odd Parents, isn’t it? Whatever let’s do it I’m ready for anything Vorgoth!” accepted Gold, a list of items he had to find appeared in his hands. “Okay commentator powers ACTIVATE!” Jonathon Gold closed his eyes and pretended to put on a headset, “VOLDEMORT SAYS WHAT HARRY POTTER MEANS TO HIM” “Jonathon Gold gave me a new family. He taught me how to love. And I guess that’s kinda what Jonathon Gold is all about. But you know, there comes a time when you have to move on, Quirrell. A time when you have to let even Jonathon Gold go. And that’s ok,” said a voice once heck-bent on murdering a teenager. Gold opens his eyes and sees that he is now at the wedding he was at before, Terry Funk is the minister, and his daughter is still marrying his sine qua non. However Cactus Flanders has transformed into a Jaguar, he viciously attacks the bride and eats her. “Jagtus! How dare you devour yet another of my wives!” yells Johnny Buackson in horror, he begins to cry while Jagtus just licks his lips. Buackson reaches into his pants and pulls out a revolver and puts five rounds into Jagtus killing him. Buackson turns the gun on himself but Jonathon throws himself forward! “No, Johnny, you have so much to live for, so many paths unexplored, so many things you’re never experienced!” says Jonathon Gold. “No, I don’t, don’t you get it? I’m a broken man Gosh hates me, and you know what flip him. Every time I fall in love they get taken away from me somehow. Did I ever tell you about Pirelli, my girlfriend from high school? She got roped and murdered on our two-month anniversary by a pack of dwarves. Do you remember Champagne? Jagtus ate her and then she exploded. Do you remember your daughter Seraphina? Jagtus ate her on our flipping wedding day right now, in front of everyone, I have no reason to move on Jonathon,” explains Buackson. “Don’t you recognize the trend Johnny? All your loves were women with stupid names, before you kill yourself maybe you should try doing something a little different, like dating a man with a normal name, you know way out of your comfort zone?” asked Jonathon hoping he would pick up the subtle hint. “What? And be a fraggot like you Gold? No thanks. I’d rather flippin’ die alone. Better yet now,” Buackson then shot himself in the head three times. Gold shed a single tear. “Alright that’s enough mourning,” Gold walked over to his daughter’s skeleton that was still clothed, Jagtus managed to only eat the meat off of her. Gold reached under Seraphina’s dress and removed her lace panties then shoved them into his pocket. He took a pen to his list and crossed something off, “’Seraphina Gold’s lace panties’ check!” noted Jonathon Gold. “Alright” breathes Gold as he puts on his pretend headset and closes his eyes, “CM PUNK ANNOUNCES HE IS A SLYTHERIN”. “There was once an old man, walking home from work. He was walking in the snow, and he stumbled upon Jonathon Gold frozen in the ice. He took Jonathon Gold, and he brought it home, and he took care of it, and he thawed it out, and he nursed it back to health. And as soon as Jonathon Gold was well enough, it bit the old man. And as the old man lay there dying he asked Jonathon Gold, 'Why? I took care of you. I loved you. I saved your life.' And Jonathon Gold looked that man right in the eye and said, 'You stupid old man. I'm Jonathon Gold,” said the devil himself. Jonathon opens his eyes and finds himself surrounded by trees and small animals. He looks down at his body to find that he is wearing a loincloth. “So is this the jungle Vorgoth?”, asks Gold as if he wouldn’t know if he was in the jungle. “YES THIS IS THE JUNGLE,” retorts Vorgoth, “OBVIOUSLY.” “Like Tarzan, got it!” says Gold as he grabs a vine and swings on it, at just the right time he lets go executing a perfect flip in mid-air then landing on some branches. He slides down the branches, sometimes reaching out and picking delicious jungle cuisine. He tosses the succulent fruits in his mouth and continues to slide down the branches until he reaches the end. He steps out into a clearing and sees Seraphina, his daughter, putting on what seems to be a wedding dress except it is made of leaves. “Father!” shouts Seraphina as she waves him over. Gold walks over to her and she does a spin letting him see the dress on her, “How does it look?” Gold tries to answer her but then he remembers what Terry Funk said, “No dehumanize her. It makes it easier, the beach he is shacking it up with isn’t your dog, or your dog sitter, or your Daughtry, or your dowager. She is just a beach in the way of what you want.” “You look disgusting, take that off and put on a real dress, trump!” shouts Gold, driving Seraphina immediately to tears. For years Seraphina had strived for the loving compassion her father gives his coworkers, but even on her wedding day she couldn’t be spared from his abuse. Seraphina ran off without another word. She didn’t exactly watch where she was going running straight into a tree knocking her out cold. Jonathon Gold laughed then walked over to Seraphina’s resting body. He reached under her dress made from leave and pulled off her leopard skin panties then shoved them in his pocket. “Seraphina Gold’s leopard skin panties, check!” said Gold as he crossed it off the list. “Okay, Vorgoth, only one more thing on your list,” Jonathon Gold pretends to put on a headset and closes his eyes, “JOHNNY BUACKSON STANDS UP TO CACTUS FLANDERS”. “I’m Johnny Buackson and you killed my wife! Now you’re acting like you don’t know who I am? You ruined my life, Cactus, and then you just forget? Jonathon Gold taught me how to love and you took that away from me!” said a man who spent almost the entire show crying over something that happened a month ago, grievous, get over it. Jonathon Gold opens his eye and finds himself floating in mid-air. He takes a look around and realizes that he is in the Super Special Awesome Dome watching a wrestling match unfold. The referee is knocked out in the corner and John Boy Corbett lies on the announce table. Cactus Flanders is perched on the top rope bout to leap on the frail champion. At the announce booth sits Johnny Buackson and his lovely wife Champagne Buackson. In the third chair sits another Jonathon Gold, who seems to have the most conniving smile on his face. “Weird, I must be having one of JR’s “out of body experiences”, Overgiver versus Michael Sheen at WrestlePooAwesomeClash 25 was like the greatest of all time. Besides all the better matches that have happened since then. I think this match it from a few months ago. Intriguing nothing from this scene has seemed to change, weird,” as he breaths that last word all of the sudden him from two months ago turns into a twenty-foot tall incubus. It immediately picks up Champagne and rips her in half. Super Saiyan Incubus Jonathon Gold tosses the pieces on Champagne’s body into the air and Gold catches her lower half. Jonathon Gold reaches under Champagne’s skirt and pulls off her thong underwear and puts in his pocket. “Champagne Buackson’s thong underwear, check!” shouts Gold as he crosses it off the list. “Okay Vorgoth, your list is complete, and as a result I’ve learned about myself and what I must do. It’s time for a new Jonathon Gold, one who will do anything to make Buackathon a thing. I swear it! Kisses!” said Gold as he waved goodbye. “KISSES,” shouted Vorgoth as he sent Gold back to where he was before this panty-hunting adventure begun. “Seriously? Nobody?” said Terry Funk. “Okay well kiss or something,” Seraphina Gold and Johnny Buackson shared another passion-filled lip-lock and the two became wed until death would do them part. Jonathon Gold rubbed his hands together and grinned, as he thought of all the ways to make that so. Dear Diary, Then I figured out the right way to do it. The best way to do it. On August 4th 2024, at the Super 14 Year Spectacular, in just 4 months, Seraphina Buackson, some dumb beach I’ve never met before, dies! I am so calculating and smart. Hugs and Butterfly Kisses, Your Jonathon Gold Diary Dearest, Well did I tell you or did I tell you. I TOLD YOU. I won, I AM THE EMPEROR OF WRESTLING! John Boy Corbett lost like the shipface horse he is THEN I ENDED JAGGED’S CAREER! Actually I did that first, I SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST! Jagged got kicked HARD. He got thrown through a table HARD. I AM KYLE O’REILLY! But, Jonathon, oh Jonathon, where was my hamjog, boy? Your little girlfriend had to put his hands on me, and I’m not gonna lie, it hurt. Then he married your daughter and flipped her all over. NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE BETRAYED HUH? I’m the betrayer, not you Gold! I’m the ultimate betrayer, beach. You ruined my celebration. You ruined my hamjog. But don’t worry, I’ll get it from you, you’ll give it up to me, little man, you’ll take my ham in your hand and make it jog on the table. It’ll be an experience you never forget, frag. I AM THE GLOBAL WARRIOR CHAMPION! SO I HAVE A QUESTION FOR THE ROCK! Rocky, baby, who does Kyle O’Reilly have to beat first? I’ve already beaten everybody! DAVEY RICHARDS? I BETRAYED THE FLIP OUT OF HIM! TJP? Loser! Amasis? Kicked him REAL GOOD! Jagged? I beat him too. JBC? Easiest victory of my life. There is nobody left, Rock, so surprise me, and I’ll give them the Tequila Sunrise then I’ll hit my finishing moves. I AM A HEEL! AND I’VE TAKEN OVER!, “Blockbuster” “Loveless” “Never Forget” “Present Champion” “God of The New World” “The Deathly Hollow” “Heeltastic Heel Master Heel” “Murder Sauce Killer” “Stone Cold” “The Chicago Punk” “Mr. Every Kick” “Lord Heelness” “The Best Heel Ever” “Indescribably Indescribable” “Beast Mode” “War Lord of Concord” KYLE “Mother Flipping” O’REILLY Dear Diary, The Natural Born Grillers shall pay for what they’ve done. I’M FROM THE FUTURE! That is something everyone needs to understand, it’s a place where everything is better in every possible way. I know because I MADE IT THA WAY! I controlled the Universe 8000 times, so whichever punk beach I have to face, tonight, IS GOING TO GET FRIED! FUTURE SIDE UP! How many Barbecues am I going to have to DESTROY before I get what I want? Rock, you’re an idea man, I like that. This tournament was a pretty good idea. It’s old school, a tournament for #1 contention is something that never happens it the future, I just went from planet to planet BUTALIZING everyone who was like “Hey Tri Bute, I want to fight”. This is fair. AND I’M GOING TO WIN IT. I’LL DESTROY ANY FRAG FROM THE PAST IN MY WAY. Including Vio Lent. If I go up against Vio Lent HE’LL GO DOWN TOO! I’ll do whatever it takes to TAKE THE PAST! Love, “The 8000 Time SSAW King of The Universe Warrior Grandslam Mega Murder Mother Flippin’ Champion” Tri Bute “The Future Warrior” Dear Diary, Last month at In Your Train Station: Atocha Massacre, I ended the reign of one of the most beloved SSAW Global Warrior Champion. Now it goes to someone who earned his way there. Last month I witnessed the most beautiful moment in history; I was the best man. It was beautiful and when Seraphina took Johnny Buackson, oh gosh I’m crying already. Yes, I have a sensitive side, so what shut up. Anyway, last month was great, but this month will be even better. Me and “The Master of Satriani” get a shot at those aceflippers. We get our hands on JBC and his little cowboy friend. I remember out last match, I elbow dropped a table and it exploded somehow, I knocked the ship out of him. I was such a badace. This time I’ll kill John Boy Corbett, for real, I don’t have to follow the rules. There are no rules. -Cactus Flanders der dary, its relly hrd to type with my hnds cufed togther. so i apolgize to fr any speling erors. actally thid is too hard so ill stp. yors trly, ‘the sbmison warior’ ee cuion Dear Diary, So, a tournament for #1 contendership. I’ll take it. Kyle O’Reilly has been trying to upstage me so to get a chance to knock him in his place is exactly what I want. Don’t get me wrong; I wanted a tag title match against those Barbecue boys, but I’ll get one of them and I’ll use my advanced fighting techniques from the future on them. That’s a promise! It’s going to get violent! K By, “The Present Warrior” Vio Lent Bloody Easter Smackdown 4 April 7th 2024 The Special Awesome Dome in Ryan, Oklahoma and broadcasted across the globe in 610 languages and American dialects! “The Cure To Wrestling” Doctor Pring defeated “The Young Buck” Jeremy Buck via pinfall when he hit the X-Ray (Moonsault) in the dark match. “Welcome, welcome!” shouted Gold, “We got a stac-,” I HAVE OFTEN DREAM OF A FAR OFF PLACE WERP HAMJOG ME BEACH I’M A HEEL HAMJOG FOR ME BEACH I’M A HEEL HAMJOG Then the rap part of the song began and Kyle O’Reilly, the SSAW Global Warrior Champion jumps out of the stage like Rey Mysterio did at least once. “WOAH! Did you see that Gold? KYLE O’REILLY just invented a new way to make an entrance! What a heel!” commented Buackson. “You can call me dad now, Buacky, Kyle O’Reilly just debuted his new entrance theme and he wrote the song himself. It’s called, “Jonathon Gold Better Give Me A Hamjog Or I’ll Kill His Family”, pretty long if you ask me. “Shut the flip up,” yells Kyle O’Reilly, the crowd doesn’t like being told what to do so they boo him. “You are looking at the brand new SSAW Global Warrior Champion!” Kyle raises the belt over his head and smiles at the camera. It is a scary smile since he is a bad guy. “And now that I’m a champion I get to do a whole lot of cool stuff. I can use the special champion lockers and I can sit at the champion’s booth at the Lucha Libre Taco Shop. But there is only one thing left that I want. I’ve already expelled Jagged last month. I have the best belt in wrestling. Now all I want is the hamjog that was promised to me, and Gold I’m willing to do anything to get it from you. Why don’t you read the title of the song slowly to yourself,” Gold does as Kyle suggests, when he realizes what the title of the song means he only smiles and picks up a microphone. “Um, Kyle, I’m sort of on my own, I don’t have any kids, brothers, sisters, and my parents died in 9/11 years and years ago,” says Gold before he returns to sitting. Kyle O’Reilly scratches his head, then returns to his promo, “Well, okay, then I’ll get it out of you someday mark my words! Gold, I will get what I wa-,” THE ROCK SAYS DO YOU SMELL? THE ROCK SAYS FRUITY PEBBLES THE ROCK SAYS COOKIE PUSS THE ROCK SAYS POOPY BUTTS THE ROCK SAYS IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS THE ROCK SAYS JABRONI “Oh my wizard gosh! It’s “The People’s Super Awesome Comish” The Rock!” shouts Buackson! The Rock is standing on the ramp and he stares down Kyle O’Reilly. Then he puts the microphone to his mouth. “I’ve received a few complaints about you Kyle, apparently you’ve been sexually harassing Mr. Gold. Kyle, you are a champion, a role model, isn’t it a little childish to beg Gold to satisfy your ham?” asks The Rock while he raises an eyebrow. “I’m not a role model, I’m a heel, and I’ve taken over. I am the living SSAW LEGEND! KYLE O’REILLY! How dare you insinuate that I am childish! I am just trying to take what’s mine! What was promised to me, Rock. Hamjogs aren’t about six, they are about RESPECT! My favorite wrestler talks about that a lot,” The crowd starts chanting Cookie Puss. “Now do Fruity Pebbles!” demands The Rock! The fans start chanting Fruity Pebbles. “Respect? You had to cheat to win the belt! If you want me to allow you to sexually harass my employees you need a better reason than that, Ky-Ky, so you challenged me to find a good opponent for you, right?” “Yes I did,” responds Kyle. “Okay well I did you one better. Not only will you be facing an extremely talented opponent you’ll be wagering a lot more than your SSAW Global Warrior Title,” answers The Rock. “Bring it on crackhead!” says Kyle O’Reilly. “If you fail to pin or submit your opponent tonight, I will be forced to remove you from the company since you’ve been such a six starved little fruity pebble cookie puss poopy butt and hurt Mr. Gold’s feelings,” announces The Rock. “Wait, if I win I want something in return, this is a lot to put on the line Rock, and it isn’t really fair. Can’t you just make me take an online class or something? Come on I’m a heel, I say raunchy stuff at times, it’s what I do!” complains O’Reilly. “I wasn’t done jabroni! If you win you get the one thing you want the most, you get your hamjog from Jonathon Gold!” says The Rock! Kyle starts jumping up and down in celebration, “So, who’s in my way, Rock, who’s going to try and stop me? Who’s gonna bleed out of their mouth?” ONE MAN MANY FRIENDS GOING DOWN A ROAD THAT NEVER ENDS SUPER FRIENDS SUPER BROS SUPER HEARTS WITH SUPER SOULS Jagged jumps out of the stage like Rey Mysterio and onto the ramp! “JAGGED IS BACK! AND HE STOLE KY-KY’s entrance!” shouts Buackson! Kyle O’Reilly falls over; he is so surprised. “NO! I thought I ended your career!” shouts O’Reilly as Jagged points at him! “That sounds like the best main event ever! Kyle O’Reilly vs. Jagged! For the most prestigious championship to ever exist ever! And that the stipulation is all about me, I feel so special!” says Gold. “Do you really think your guys’ sexual harassment thing should be settled in the ring? Does it feel good to be a pawn in The Rock’s latest plan to show of?” asks Buackson. “I don’t really mind, I would have gave him his hamjog already if you didn’t punch his face in for me. You know man, you’ve always looked out for me and I don’t think I thank you enough. If I had a daughter I’d totally let her marry you and stuff,” said Gold. “Um, alright,” stammered Buackson; not really sure what to say. Kyle O’Reilly, Jagged, and The Rock all returned to the back. Their super main event will be later tonight. Well not The Rock’s but Kyle’s and Jagged’s. KICK IT! Andy Ridge comes out with The SSAW World Lightweight Warrior Championship. He high fives all of his fans then rolls into the ring where Mark Briscoe, his opponent is standing! “Looks like this is going to get going!” says Gold. Andy Ridge hits Mark with a closeline knocking him off his feet. Mark does a backflip to sell it, and Ridge covers for a two. Ridge takes a step back and lines Mark up. Mark struggles to his feet and catches a head kick aimed at him. Mark cradles Ridge then hits him with a suplex. Mark pins him but Ridge kicks out at one! Ridge hits Mark with several quick kicks then bounces off the rope, but Mark catches him with a Big Boot! HE PINS HIM! 1… RIDGE KICKS OUT AT ONE BLOODY SHIP! “Everyone in the arena is on their feet!” shouts Gold as the camera pans across all the sitting audience! Mark starts working Andy’s left arm with a lot of ARM SUBMISSION MOVES. Andy is about to tap out to an ARM SUBMISSION MOVE but he escapes it! Then Mark does a pretty cool Handstand Elbow Drop onto Andy’s arm and hurts him pretty bad. “Oh gosh!” Mark sets up for his second most dangerous move as he shoves Ridge in between his legs then maneuvers him onto his shoulders and Powerbombs the ship out of him right into a pin! “It’s over! There is absolutely now way Ridgey can kick out!” shouts Buackson! 1… 2… “HOLY BUTT FLIPPING SHIP!” shouts Gold “He kicked out of the Briscoe Bomb (Powerbomb)!” Mark smirks then he points at the top rope and says, “It’s time for my most dangerous move, SHOOTING STARDUST!” He jumps onto the top rope and goes for a Shooting Star Press but Andy Ridge rolls out of the way (he would of missed anyway so this gets on Botchamania). Mark gets to his feet, but a rejuvenated Andy Ridge hits him with a Drop Kick sending him into the corner. YAKUZA KICK! Ridge pins Briscoe! 1… 2… 3! “Mr. Yakuza Kick” Andy Ridge lifts the championship over his head as everyone cheers! “A pyrrhic victory at most for Andy Ridge,” “Yeah, he got his butt kicked in that match,” agrees Gold. “Okay some people are backstage or something,” says Buackson as we head backstage. Exe Cution (David Hart Smith) is handcuffed backstage, and Vio Lent (Tyler Black) and Tri Bute are hanging out with him. “Cution, how are you dealing with your punishment?” asked Tri Bute. “This is a little silly guys, you didn’t have to keep me locked up all month and make me miss the new Glee episodes,” said Exe Cution. “Actually we did, so shut the flip up shiphead,” said Butey. “Vio Baby, your match is next, I think you’re up against the Franny one. You know. Yeah, just stick to the plan and Exe don’t flip it up!” “Should be cake, Butey, you got the easy one though, Barfy Barbecue will be an easy win for someone with awesome future powers like you. Get it? I called him Barfy Barbecue because sometimes he throws up!” “You’re really funny Vio!” says Cution. “SHUT THE FLIP UP” yells Butey as he slaps his stupid face that is dumb. “Let’s go, Exe is cramping out style and you got a match to win,” says Tri Bute to Vio, “You can come out to support him I guess, but I don’t want to hear or see you because you are embarrassing,” seemingly to Cution but he doesn’t look at him. Tri Bute and Vio Lent hook arms and head to the arena. Exe Cution tries to wipe tears from his eyes, but it is really hard since he is handcuffed behind his back. IT’S A HUMAN SIGN WHEN THINGS GO WRONG WHEN THE SCENT OF HER LINGERS AND THE TEMPTATION’S STRONG WERP LOOK AT THESE PEOPLE LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR AMAZING HOW SHEEP’LL LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR SHOW UP FOR THE SLAUGHTER NO ONE CONDEMING YOU LINED UP LIKE LEMMINGS YOU LED TO THE WATER WERP THIS APEARED AS A MORAL DILEMMA CAUSE AT FIRST IT WAS WEIRD THAT I SWORE TO ELIMINATE THE WORST OF THE PLAGUE THAT DEVOURED HUMANITY IT’S TRUE I WAS VAGUE ON THE HOW SO HOW CAN IT BE THAT YOU WITH YOUR WORDS LIKE KNIVES AND SWORDS AND WEAPONS THAT YOU USE AGAINST ME JUST KIDDING WE DON’T LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT WE ARE TAKING THE PAST Two caskets start lowering from the ceiling; they are decorated with purple skulls and chicken blood. They also have spikes on them. The caskets land and they open up and the two badbutt mo’suckras pop out! “TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT!” “LET’S LIVE IT UP” “LET’S SPEND IT UP” “GO OUT AND SMASH IT” “LIKE OH MY GOSH” “JUMP OFF THAT SOFA” “LET’S GET GET OFF!” sang Tri Bute and Vio Lent (Tyler Black), “Yep, guess who likes the Red Hot Chili Peppers?” Tri Bute pauses for fan interaction, “THE NATURAL BORN GRILLERS!” shouts Butey as he answers his own question. “I know you guys are still living in the past, but Butey and I are the future! The Red Hot Chili Peppers suck and people are still listening to them? Get the flip with the times!” “You tell them Lenty! I’m not sure if you idiots have been listening, but the future is a wonderful place where songs don’t sound like ship! Before I came here from the 10000s Mus Ician was blowing up the charts writing songs for the tuba that required a dozen fingers on each hand to pull off. I loved Mus he was my Muse if it wasn’t for him I wouldn’t be “The 8000 Time SSAW King of The Universe Grandslam Mega Murder Mother Flippin’ Champion” I am today. Let me tell you a story about Mus Ician, so I was at the future record store, and there was a bunch of kids gathered around a guy playing guitar, he had seven fingers on each hand! He whipped out all these chords that have never been done, it was masterful, it was the most beautiful thing I ever heard. I was only eleven years old at the time, but hearing the most creative thing in the world ring through my ears like a trampooning stylilistastic superclashracrashindo darrencriss of beautifulcosity was a life changing event,” “Were suppose to be speaking old English Butey,” “Sorry, it was like a really swag thing. After the concert he told us that we could have extra fingers like him and gain the ability to do the amazing things he can do. So I took a pamphlet back to my great-granddad, I lived with him since Zondians kidnapped my parents and my grandfather died when he tried to do a back flip. Great-granddad told me we could afford the surgery and incinerated the pamphlet with his fire-phasor. The next day at school all the kids had six fingers on each hand and I only had five. I got bullied then removed from school because I wasn’t able to handle the new six-finger curriculum. Whenever I walked by groups of people they’d shout at me, ‘There goes 5-Finger-Frag’ or ‘There goes 5-Finger-Fraggot’, they weren’t very creative names, but my feelings were hurt. After a year without education I got fed up with it all, I almost put a psy-bullet in the pink of my head, but then I realized I was only twelve years old. I still had time to make enough money to buy new fingers. So I started working odd jobs for the neighbors. They would be like, ‘hey Butey, clean my future gutter,’ so I would use future techniques and clean them! Eventually I made enough money to pay for the surgery, I was eighteen years old and I was on my way to doctor’s carrying my future piggybank while driving great-granddad’s flying car. I was so excited it was almost jejune, but I counted my chickens before they hatched. To this day I regret not keeping my eyes on the future space road! I drove right into a future tree causing my car to self-destruct. I survived since future explosions can’t kill people, but all my future space currency was reduced to ash, and great-granddad’s flying car was totaled. I cried and cried, I worked for six long years trying to earn all that money so I wouldn’t be an outcast anymore, but here I was left with nothing. I went home and explained what happened to my great-grandparents. My great-granddad said, ‘Remember the great SSAW Global Warrior Champion?’ I asked which one, he said, ‘Tri Bute! The man you’re named after. He beat some stupid cowboy frag for the title about 8000 years ago. He was smart. He was ahead of the game. He knew literally everything. He WOULD NEVER crash my FLIPPING FUTURE FLYING CAR!’ Great-granddad took off his belt and smacked me across the face with it, I went down in one hit and collided with the corner of a wall. I didn’t bleed since my skin was too thick, but it hurt. Then I got up and walked in my room, I didn’t say a word to great-granddad for a year, but I did do something that night to get him back. My great-grandmother was such a nice lady. She was old, wise, and her beard was so flippin’ sexy I almost envied her. In fact, I did envy her, I was so jealous of her and so mad at great-granddad for beating me it ate me up. So that night I went into the backyard and found her pet seal, I took it by the neck and led it over to the weapon rack. I picked the best one for the job, a club. I looked Fla Bby right in the eyes, “Do you wanna die Fla Bby? Do you flippin’ wanna die for real? I’ll give you your wish!” I shouted as I swung the club into the baby seal’s face. It was dead and I got my revenge. I made seal strips out of the flab and buried the rest in the backyard, and then I shot my shovel off into the sun. I cooked breakfast that morning for my great-grandparents, I told them the seal strips were bacon, they seemed to enjoy it. Then great-grandmother went out to give Fla Bby some, but returned crying, “Fla Bby wobbled away,” she sobbed while I laughed discreetly. Schadenfreude is great,” said Tri Bute. “Wait, you kind of went off track there,” pointed out Lenty. “Oh, well, yeah I guess I did. Grillers, you think you have it bad? My great-granddad beat me to the point of animal murder, what did Papa Barbecue do to you to make you so dang stupid? You like the Red Hot Chili Peppers? Well TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT that I whoop your ax harder than Papa ever could muster. Papa Barbecue is old and frail, my great-granddad was still at the peak of his life. I can take more, so I’m going to dish it out. If it wasn’t for Mus Ician I wouldn’t be the man I am today, if I never served up Fla Bby I would have never learned how great I can be if I strove to be the best. But the moral of the story is the Red Hot Chili Peppers suck massive monster doc-,” I LOVE STEAK I LOVE SAUCE OH FLIP THIS BAR-BE-CUE IS HASS BEER IS GOOD STEAK IS GOOD OH SHIP THERE MIGHT BE FLOOD RHCP ARE ROCKING TONIGHT YOU AND ME ARE ROCKING TONIGHT BARBECUE IS ROCKING TONIGHT ME AND YOU ARE FUNKIN’ TO-NIEY-ITE Ginny and Franny run down from the stage and roll into the ring and the tag champs beat down on their single’s opponents. Franny catches Lent with a Bodyslam while Gene and Butey tumble over the top rope after a Cactus Closeline. A referee rolls in and the first match of the 2nd Great American Tournament begins. Francis grabs Lent by the throat and pulls him to his feet then knocks him around with a volley of barbecuebaric punches. He then finishes it off with a ROLLING SHOULDER TACKLE and pinning him for a two count. Franny gets really mad since that was one of his best moves. He begins to tromp around the ring, wearing boots. “Francis Barbecue is very Gaston-like, eh Buack?” comments Gold. “No, Gaston does that differently,” corrects Buackson. Francis lifts Lent and puts him in powerbomb position, but Lent head-butts his crotch. Francis hunches over and breathes “my balls,” as he is by an uppercut and knocked on his butt. Lent bounces off the ropes and hits Franny with a Shining Wizard. He goes straight for a pin but Francis kicks out at two. Lent picks up Franny and shouts, “I’m about to hit my finisher!” as Exe Cution takes a seat at ringside. He is still handcuffed. Lenty hits his finisher but instead of going for a pin he reaches into his trunks and whips out a feather. “OH SHIP! WE KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!” yells Gold. “ADVANCED FIGHTING TECHNIQUES FROM THE FUTURE!” shouts Buackson. Lent begins to tickle Francis with the feather! Francis looks like he is about to die, this is so gross! I hope he survives this hold! Although, if someone died that would be edgy. FRANCIS IS ABOUT TO TAP OUT! He starts crawling toward the ropes! Franny grabs the ropes! “Franny got the ropes! That means Vio has to break the hold!” says Gold. However Vio refuses to stop Tickle Torture, and continues to punish Francis. The referee counts to five causing Vio to be disqualified, but he doesn’t let up and Francis’ screams of agony ring through the arena. Gina Barbecue tries to stop Vio, but Butey murderizes him with a Closeline. “If he keeps this up it will kill Francis Barbecue!” “What will happen to the SSAW World Double Bed Warrior Championships if that happens?” asks Buackson The Healing Powers and the rest of the medical staff run down the ramp and try to tend to Francis but Butey also murderizes them with closelines! Eventually Francis stops struggling and laughing. Tri Bute checks his pulse and smiles as Vio Lent stops Tickle Torturing him and spits on him. “Lent’s especially good at expectorating,” comments Gold. “Butey looks like he is pleased with the beating, do you think Francis is dead, Gold?” asks Buackson, “That would be pretty edgy if he was,” says Exe Cution as he joins our guides in this wonderful world of edginess on commentary. The medical staffers stop selling the closelines and load Francis onto a stretcher. As they wheel him up the ramp they give him CPR and shock him with jumper cables. Gene Barbecue rolls into the ring and the 2nd Great American Tournament Match of the match begins. “Hopefully I don’t flip this one up from all the way over here,” says Cution. “Just stay out of his way. No one wants to see you get your ace kicked,” “I kind of do, that was really hot,” says Gold. Tri Bute and Gene Barbecue start off the match by hitting each other really hard. They pound each other with hard fist strikes. They punch each other with their hands! It is a very hard-hitting match. Butey’s knuckles start to hurt so he starts smacking Gina around with wicked future palm thrusts. However Gene brings up a knee and knocks one of his thrusts away before connecting with a ROLLING BACKFIST! Gene locks in the Barbecue Tap Out Move (Sol Naciente (Straight Jacket Triangle Choke)), but Butey no sells it since that move looks like ship. “Wow! A quick escape from Tri Bute,” “How admirable!” Gene and Tri Bute both attempt to closeline each other at the same time. THEY BOTH GO DOWN! The referee starts counting for the double knockout! He’s at six now! Butey limps an arm over Genie! 1! WIZARD GOSH NO! GENE KICKS OUT AT 1! NO ONE EVER KICKS OUT AT 1! Gene’s second wind kicks in and all the thoughts of revenge cycle through his mind, he has to win this match or his brother might’ve died in vain! Gene hits Butey with several body slams before bouncing off the ropes and landing on him with a Leg-Drop. Gene grabs Butey by the head with one hand and with the other he begins to wind-up for a super punch, with expert timing Tri Bute dodges the punch and pulls Gene onto his shoulders. Butey starts spinning around with Gene on his shoulders and carelessly knocks out the referee with one of Gene’s swinging feet. Then Butey hits Gene with Royal Tri Bute (Attitude Adjustment onto the top rope) sending Ginny flying out of the ring. “Hold on, why does Vio have a bowl of cereal?” asks Gold. Vio Lent begins to shove spoonfuls of cereal into Gene Barbecue’s mouth on the outside of the ring. Tri Bute starts rubbing his hands together! THIS MUST BE PART OF HIS EVIL PLAN! Gene Barbecue chews and swallows the delicious bran, but he knew little of its contents or effects. “Usually when Gina eats before a match he throws up, what do you think happens if he eats during a match?” asks Buackson, but he gets his answer in mere seconds. Tri Bute punches Gene in the stomach causing him to retch. Butey then grips Gene by the neck and hits him with a Torrential Tri Bute (Chokeslam) into the vomit. Tri Bute pins him for three to get the win and move on in the tournament. Tri Bute pulls out a singular piece of masking tape! He slowly leans towards Gene’s unconscious body. He does it so slowly that it almost seems like he is waiting for someone to stop him. “I overheard Tri Bute once and he said if he ever got Gene with the tape he’d change his name to Dis Gorge,” notes Exe Cution. Butey is about to stick Gene with the tape. HE IS LITERALLY AN INCH AWAY! BARBECUE YEAH BARBECUE YEAH Doctor Wood wheels out Francis Barbecue in a full body cast, and he has a microphone in hand! “STOP! Butey, don’t take my brother away from me!” shouts Francis. Tri Bute smirks and pulls away. Then he grabs a microphone himself. “Okay, Franny, I don’t really want Captain Queasy on my team anyway. What we want is your tag team titles!” “Okay, next month you get your title shots, just don’t take my little brother away, whatever you want!” shouts Francis as his tears stain his cast. “Francis you may think you’re hurt now, but May 5th, 2024, at Maximum Pain 2, you won’t just walk away with a cast, you’ll need amputations! The titles will be on the line IN A TABLES MATCH! My best friend Vio Lent and ‘The 8000 Time SSAW King of The Universe Warrior Grandslam Mega Murder Mother Flippin’ Champion’ ME versus a broken man and a bumbling barfing idiot!” Butey drops the microphone on Gene’s face and exits the ring. He walks over to Exe Cution and unlocks his handcuffs. “You didn’t flip up any matches tonight so I guess you can move your arms around for awhile,” “Thanks master! I promise to never flip up another match for you guys!” “Shut the flip up,” Tri Bute rams a knee into Cution’s groin. “You still have a long way to go before I ever trust you again,” “Oh Gold, for some reason I think there is a Hardcore Tag Match next,” says Buackson. “I don’t remember anything about that, but your best man is in it! Cactus Flanders and Master Satriani take on Lawrence Alamo and “Bearskin” John Boy Corbett in a Hardcore Match, next!” All four men bring weapons to the ring with them, Lawrence Alamo has a cowbell, John Boy Corbett has a stone chair, Master Satriani has a samurai sword, and Cactus Flanders has A NAIL CHAIR! They start brawling and hitting each other with their weapons. It’s a really cool match! John Boy Corbett hits Master Satriani really hard with a stone chair knocking him out of the ring, while Flanders hits Alamo with the nail chair in the back KNOCKING HIM OUT OF THE RING! JBC and Cactus Flanders look at each other AND THE CROWD POPS! Both men throw down their chairs and start clubbing each other with their fists. Flanders punches him really hard to get the advantage! Then he whips him into the ropes, as he flies back towards him Flanders spins around and hits The Cactus Prickle (ROLLING SAMOAN SPIKE)! “That move has killed 9 people!” shouts Buackson! “MAKE THAT ELEVEN!” shouts Gold as Lawrence Alamo rolls into the ring just to get knocked out again by a CACTUS PRICKLE! “12! MY BEST MAN IS IN A RAGE!” shouts Buackson as Cactus hits a Cactus Prickle to the referee! “To be fair, I don’t think they are all dead, but Cactus Flanders’ move is really sweet and this part of the match really got that across to me!” says Gold. Master Satriani slides a Table into the ring, and then he starts throwing bags of tacks, stone chairs, and bricks into the ring. John Boy starts to get to his feet so Cactus throws a brick at his head! IT HITS HIS HEAD! Cactus sets up the table then pours out three bags of thumbtacks onto it. “Wow! You know what they say Buack! The more thumbtacks, the more edgy!” clichéd Jonathon Gold. Cactus Flanders begins to arrange the bricks on the table! “This is wrestling not Legos!” says Buackson, Master Satriani joins Flanders at the table with even more bricks. After about 20 minutes of making sure their creation fits their axonometric, testing their cladding to see if it really is waterproof, and determining if it looks more stereotonic or tectonic, Satriani and Flanders present their scale model of the Taj Mahal. “That’s edgy! Look! They even have the blast points from when the tanks shot at it last week!” shouts Gold! “They’re too accurate for sand people! I’m so proud of them!” says Buackson, “I remember when he just the best man at my wedding, and not he’s a real artist!” stammers Johnny as the tears pour from his eyes. However, due to the immense amount of time it took to put it together, their opponents have since come to, nursed their various wounds by applying bandages, and shared encouraging trade-lasts with each other making them emotionally and physically prepared to put them through the table and brick Taj Mahal. “Oh man, that’s what the Taj Mahal will look like when the terrorists finish the job on PPV in a few days,” “Some day we’ll be as edgy as the TAOA, I just know it!” says Buackson. The Frontier Boys (JBC and Lawrence Alamo) attempt to get the win after they powerbomb them through the table and brick Taj Mahal but both members of The Hardcore Express (Cactus Flanders and Master Satriani) are able to kick out at two and nine hundred and eleven nine hundred and twelfths. Then there was a bunch of cool moves onto stone chairs, culminating with Cactus Flanders hitting a High-Angle Crossbody to Lawrence Alamo knocking him onto six stone chairs to get the win. “Those four risk taking mo’suckras sure put on a show for us, eh Buack?” “Sure as flip, flippin’ did, sorry it feels like forever since anyone cursed,” “We got to live up this flipping edgy image we put out mother flipper,” “More like daughter flipper am I right?” asks Buackson. “Well yeah, every woman is someone’s daughter,” says Gold. “Our main event coming right after we head backstage!” says Buackson. “I’m a sports agent gosh darnit!” yells Walsh. “I know, I know, but still I can’t have you out there! What if the referee catches you helping me cheat? Then I’ll be disqualified which means I’ll be fired,” explains Ky-Ky. “Why don’t you just take out the referee at the beginning of the match, then you can use weapons and I can help all I want! Then when Jagged’s down and out the referee will be able to make the count. It’ll be fine and dandy!” “I’m not gambling my career on it! I’m the living SSAW legend! I can’t take mother flipping gee bag risks every chance I get, anymore. If I what to stick around I need to stop being aggressive! I need to be assertive! It’s a little bit different, but basically I need to do this without cheating for once!” “Do you even know how?” asks Walsh. “Well how the flip do you think I won those two Backyard Warrior titles? Certainly not with your help! How did I make Jimmy Jacobs, Jeremy Madrox, and Shawn Daivari cough blood? You didn’t do anything more than cheer me on. So why don’t you shut the flip up, stop beachin’, and give me a flipping back rub?” “Wait, what if you get hit by a car?” “I’m trying something new, well old, the old Kyle O’Reilly would gladly accept back rubs, the new Kyle O’Reilly was superstitious, the assertive Kyle O’Reilly DEMANDS A BACK RUB NOW MOTHER FLIPPER!” says Kyle O’Rye with feeling! Walsh begins to rub Kyle around his shoulders and down his back. Kyle moans as he rubs oil on his chest, wraps some wrist tape on his wrist, and enjoys the once forbidden pleasure. “Hey, Walsh, this is just a one time thing, I’m sure next month I’ll be back to AGGRESSIVE KYLE O’REILLY! He’s a really cool dude, but plays by the rules with a mean streak Kyle is what we need. YOU ARE FLIPPING GREAT! OH SHIP!” says Kyle with a few odd grunts. “Then when I beat Jagged fair and square, Gold will have no choice but to give me the hamjog I deserve!” “Gosh this is so hot,” says Gold. “I thought you didn’t want to hamjog him, Gold?” asks Buackson. “No, I was watching prom, the guy’s dock is so flipping long!” “Oh my bad.” ONE MAN MANY FRIENDS GOING DOWN A ROAD THAT NEVER ENDS SUPER FRIENDS SUPER BROS SUPER HEARTS WITH SUPER SOULS Jagged leaps out of the stage like Rey Mysterio, Zack Sabre Jr., and Kyle O’Reilly have all done in the past. “Wow! Has anyone ever entered like that? Holy flip that was cool!” Jagged starts moving down the ramp and high-fives fans when out of nowhere Kyle O’Reilly jumps out of the stage and attacks Jagged from behind. He punishes him with a volley of Knife-Edge Chops to the upper-sternum! THEN HE KICKS JAGGED’S LEG! Jagged does a back flip and lands on his own face! A fan hands Kyle O’Reilly a pane of glass and Kyle smashes it on Jagged’s head! Then he picks up one of the shards and starts cutting Jagged’s face with it. Jagged dawns a crimson mask and tears of pain materialize from his eye. Kyle swallows the shard of glass then chases it by licking Jagged’s blood and tears off his face. “This is pretty flipped up!” shouts Buackson! “This is pretty flippin’ hot, I love it when men fight over me, Buack!” says Gold. “Even when they eat glass and lick ship off each other?” “Especially when they eat glass and lick ship off each other!” Kyle throws Jagged into the ring and rolls in afterward so the referee starts the match. Kyle immediately covers Jagged for a two count; Kyle slaps the mat before hitting Jagged with a Dead-Lift German Suplex into a pin, but Jagged is able to roll over to his side. Kyle gets a Half-Nelson then proceeds to put his knee in Jagged’s face several times before using the half to put him on his back for a count of two. Jagged rolls onto his tummy, but Kyle hooks his other arm and they both get to their feet, putting Kyle in the perfect position to hit an O’Reilly Defect (Pedigree). Kyle keeps his arms hooked and pulls Jagged to his feet again and then immediately drives him back down with another before rolling him over and pinning him again. 1… Not enough, Kyle spits on his hand and slaps Jagged across the face several times, then locks in a Dragon Sleeper. Kyle uses a technique where he wrenches the hold then tickles Jagged’s tummy. It doesn’t send him any closer to tapping but it is succeeding in peeing Jagged off. Using the claps and cheers of the crowd to his advantage Jagged is able to get himself to his feet and hit Kyle O’Reilly with a Closeline causing him to fall backwards onto his head! Jagged grabs Kyle by his head and pulls him up, putting Kyle in what is usually a prime position, however, Kyle stops himself from delivering a low blow in fear of disqualification and job termination! However, Kyle has lost focus from the match itself and starts focusing on going against his heel tactics. Jagged uses this to his advantage and delivers a hard roundhouse kick to the head followed by a pin for a one. “This match is really boring,” “They should knock out the referee and start using weapons,” “I thought this is suppose to be edgy,” “This is gee,” says Jonathon Gold. Jagged pulls Kyle to his feet again, but this time Kyle pushes him off and hits him with an uppercut. They start trading uppercuts. Jonathon Gold yawns and leans back in his chair, while Johnny Buackson rolls up his pant-legs and starts playing with his leg hair. “So, see any good movies lately?” asked Gold. “Have you ever seen Iron Jawed Angels?” “No,” “Sucks dock, don’t, it’s just a bunch of bad acting, not in a funny way either,” “Wait, isn’t Hillary Swank in that? And McDreamy?” “Yeah, it’s the nadir of both their careers, by the end of the film I wanted to buy a gun and kill both of them. Probably off myself after that too,” elaborates Buackson. “Well, any good movies like I flippin’ asked for? Grievous Crisp,” “Tarzan,” “I liked that one, Kerzan less than three,” “I can’t believe you ship a man with a male monkey who is suppose to be his father,” “I can’t believe you don’t, the pieces are all there, Kerzan will forever and always be my one true pairing. Not shipping Kerzan is like not shipping QuirrelMort, if you don’t you’re really missing the point of the whole movie,” rants Gold. “Then I take it back, Tarzan is stupid.” “Flip you,” “Flip you,” “They aren’t using weapons, doing flips, hitting piledrivers, or powerbombs at all, gosh dang this match is boring as flipping ship!” “Why do you have to be a Negative Nancy all the time, Gold?” “What do you mean, Alliterative Andrew?” “I mean, our job is to sell the match, but we’re just taking a ship on it,” “I’m not a Constipated Cody, if I have to take a ship, I’m going to take a ship,” “Do you want me to use another analogy?” asks Buackson sarcastically. “How about one I can’t pick apart as easily, Sarcastic Sandra,” “Actually what I said before wasn’t an analogy, so I’ll quit while I’m ahead, something semi-exciting is happening anyway,” Kyle O’Reilly pulls a Powerful Pierre and hits Jagged with a Powerbomb into a pin for another near-fall. “Resilient Randy! I thought Jagged was done for!” Kyle starts stomping on Jagged hitting literally every inch of his body before hitting him with a Standing Front-Flip Legdrop for a 1! “Oh gosh, this match is never going to flipping end,” remarks Buackson. “Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?” asks Gold. “No, well, it depends on your definition of kissing, my lips usually never touch my partner’s, and I mostly use my tongue,” “You make-out with your mom? Although I’m having quite the time imagining it; I can’t help but think of you as an Incestuous Ian,” comments Gold. “I’d refute that but my sister gave me a ton of bluejogs, so I won’t,” “I remember your sister, she was quite the Floozy Francesca, eh Buack?” “Floozy is a noun, way to ruin a good thing Gold! There goes the only fun part of this match,” “Flip you,” “Flip you,” Kyle and Jagged start hitting each other with moves. Jonathon Gold starts looking up cat pictures on his SUPER CELL PHONE! Johnny Buackson spins in his swivel chair for a bit until he gets too dizzy. He then begins to lick his hands to make sure they still taste the same as the last time he licked his hands. “I was hoping they’d taste different.” “Look! This cat wants a cheeseburger, silly cat!” shouts Gold as he shows Buackson his SUPER CELL PHONE! “I’m more interested in that other page you have open, ‘How To Kill Famil-,” “Oh that’s nothing,” says Gold as he pulls the SUPER CELL PHONE away. Kyle O’Reilly hits Jagged with one of his good moves but Jagged kicks out at two. “I can’t believe this match has been going 30 minutes. I don’t like it!” “Want to play Russian Roulette?” “It’s not the same without a gun,” says Gold as he pouts. “I am the best wrestler EVER!” shouts Kyle O’Reilly as he hits Jagged with a vicious German Suplex, then he proceeds to roll through and hit another into a pin for a 2.4. Kyle sends Jagged into the turnbuckle then charges at him, but Jagged moves away at the last second sending Kyle shoulder first into the steel-post. Jagged hits him with a German Suplex of his own then precedes to hits Kyle with 5 Leg Drops. “If he gets the win here ‘Super Wrestling Columnist’ Katthew Meck will have no choice but to give this five stars!” “That would be horrible, this is ship!” “Wrestling would never be the same again!” “If this match is five stars, what does five stars even mean?” “The entire world would implode!” “People would stop having children altogether TO STOP FUTURE GENERATIONS FROM THIS HECK!” “He kicked out!” “Thank gosh!” Kyle and Jagged trade shin kicks, then Kyle gets Jagged with a Small Package. “At this point I wouldn’t mind giving Kyle his hamjog! If it means this match is over, flip yeah!” notes Gold. “And he kicks out, can this just be over? Please?” says Buackson as he slams his head on the desk. “Don’t hurt yourself, Buack!” “This is worse than Iron Jawed Angels,” “Don’t hurt anyone else, Buack!” “I’m going to beat my wife SO HARD, do you have any blunt weapons just laying around?” asks Buackson. “No, ask Tri Bute after the show, didn’t he say something about clubbing a seal or something earlier?” “I’m just kidding Jonathon, I’d never hit Seraphina, I love her remember?” “Seraphina? Who?” Kyle locks in a submission move, but Jagged escapes it and hits him with a Shoulder Dive Move (ROLLING SHOULDER TACKLE)! It knocks O’Reilly out of the ring and to the floor. Jagged rolls out of the ring and starts exchanging gardening tips with Kyle while punching him. “I hope they get counted out! 39 minutes of this is just too much for me!” “The audience is starting to leave, soon these guys will be in front of an empty arena,” “It kind of feels like these guys just came in the ring tonight and starting masticating all over each other,” “Go on! That sounds like a fantasy of mine!” says Gold. When the referee reaches the count of 7, O’Reilly rolls in and rolls out breaking the count, then starts exchanging gardening tips again with Jagged while punching him. Kyle soon maneuvers Jagged so he is hanging off his back then climbs onto the apron, he teases hitting the Alabama Slam into the ring, but Jagged kicks his arms away and hits a Sunset Flip onto the floor. “That would have been cool a half hour ago when I still gave a flip about this match,” “Now you’re the one being a Negative Nancy, eh Buack?” “Flip you,” “Cranky Carl?” “Shut up, Gold,” “What to practice making out?” “Quit being an Annoying Alexis, it’s really ann-,” “Annoying? Grievous, I just finished you sentence, we’re like soul mates!” “THIS MATCH NEEDS TO END!” Kyle and Jagged both roll into the ring when the count reaches 9, then they start brawling again! Kyle pushes Jagged into the corner and starts chopping the ship out of him, then he hits Jagged with a hard kick to the chest! Jagged and Kyle trade kicks to the shoulder for seven minutes before Kyle catches off guard with a slap. “Buack wake up!” “It’s over!” “No, but if I have to watch it so do you, aceface!” “Flip you,” “Flip you,” “I seriously need a nap,” “We all do!” “It’s been like 55 minutes, are they going to do anything cool or not?” Then the cool part of the match starts up. Jagged and Kyle trade ROLLING POWERBOMBS and ROLLING PILEDRIVERS, then Kyle pins Jagged! 1… 2… NO! Jagged kicks out and kips up, but Kyle slaps him taking him back down, then he points at the top rope as the 20 remaining audience members boo him since he is a bad guy! Kyle leaps to the top rope and hits Jagged with a Shooting Star Press! “He beat JBC with this to win the belt last month!” “Okay, just three second, I hamjog him, and we can finally go home!” 1… 2… DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING COOKIE PUSS THE ROCK FRUITY PEBBLES THE ROCK POOPY BUTTS THE ROCK “FINALLY, THE ROCK, has come out to tell you THAT your 60 minutes are up!” shouts The Rock! “THANK FLIPPING GOSH!” shouts Buackson as he takes off his headset and swiftly exits the arena. The referee hands The Rock the SSAW Global Warrior Championship, while Kyle slaps the mat with frustration. “So yeah, I guess this is the end for you Kyle, BECAUSE THE ROCK SAYS YOU’RE FIRED!” “Kyle O’Reilly the biggest legend in SSAW ever, just got fired, cool. That was the stipulation of this match after all,” “THE ROCK, has no choice but to vacate the SSAW Global Warrior Championship and announce that #1 contender tournament is now for the vacant title!” shouts THE ROCK as Kyle wipes a tear from his eye and grabs a microphone. “You can’t do this to me, Rock, SSAW is my life! How will I feed my kids? ROCK, tell me that!” The crowd of 20 starts singing that goodbye song. “How will I be able to afford to pay all my maids that I cheat on my wife with? ROCK, tell me that!” “THE ROCK, doesn’t care about your FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS! NOW TRENDINNG ON MYSPACE!” shouts THE ROCK! “Woah, The Rock is so cool, he just made a new hashtag, JUST NOW!” says Gold. Kyle O’Reilly falls to his knees, the tears fall out of his eyes all over the ring. Jagged points and laughs then heads to the back, while Kyle droops over and starts sucking his thumb. “Wow! I can’t believe this is my doing!” says Gold, “I’m getting schadenfreude all over, I love this!” The Rock, Jonathon Gold, and the rest of the audience all go home, leaving Kyle alone in the ring with a microphone. He is able to hold back the tears and pick up the microphone. “Today I came to SSAW as a heel, on top of the world, you could even call me the lord of things in this realm. In just the space of one month my highest highs have become my lowest lows. Earlier today I thought the world revolved me and I still had years and years left before becoming a super nova, but one, not even loss, has sent me here. Alone, broken, jobless, and hamjogless. I’m done being Kyle O’Reilly, it’s time for me to be Kyle Greenwood. Assertive Kyle O’Reilly doesn’t get the job done. Cheating Kyle O’Reilly, well, he has to cheat to win, but Kyle Greenwood is a great guy, and sure he might not have a job anymore, but he still has a wife that he can stop cheating on. He still has Kyle Jr. and he still has little Britney! So what if his daughter is pregnant, Kyle Greenwood is the best there is! Kyle Greenwood is a mailman, probably; I’ll send an application. No, Kyle Greenwood can be whoever he wants to be, except I’m probably too old to do a lot of things, but I don’t want to do those things anyway. Kyle Greenwood says goodbye, and sorry for being a dock. This is it for me, I’m done wrestling forever, everything I had to do, and well I did it. Two-time Backyard Warrior champ, one-time Global Warrior champ, I’ve choked out Shawn Daivari and Jimmy Jacobs! I got to punk out Davey, that’s always fun. Don’t sexually harass people, kids; you end up at your nadir. You fall further than you can fall, and you realize the only way to redeem yourself is to change. IT IS TO BE THE GUY AGAIN. The guy you were when you left the womb, greed and lust ruined me! It made me think some arbitrary thing like having someone pretend a piece of ham is jogging, is the most important thing in your life. The real most important thing about life isn’t hamjogs, or respect. The most important thing is self-realization, at some point everyone has to take a look in the mirror and ask themselves, ‘Is this Kyle Greenwood’, and if the answer is no YOU HAVE TO DROP EVERYTHING, and make the answer yes! Kyle Greenwood loves animals, and getting back rubs! Kyle Greenwood wants to flip his own wife, not Mrs. Garcia! Kyle Greenwood isn’t a wrestler anymore, he’s a Prom Director now, probably; I’ll send an application! Kyle Greenwood is finally free from Kyle O’Reilly.” Ky-Ky limps out of the arena and the scene fades to black. 4/8/24 Kyle O’Reilly is reportedly done with wrestling for good after that match with Jagged. A feminist organization, no one cares what the name is, posted on Myspace about how last night’s SSAW PPV, Bloody Awakening 4, was sexist, citing Buackson not enjoying the film Iron Jawed Angels. The organization said that, that movie was an important step for women and cannot be touched by the opinions of anyone, especially a man. SSAW responded to this saying, “That movie is a piece of ship,” and “Oh flip off!” 4/26/24 The SSAW PPV had a lot of buys, but over 90% of the viewers checked out before the main event citing that the match was horrible and the commentators kept snoring obnoxiously, not making the match any better. Chris Sabin was trapped inside a box last week, but he has made it out all right, when asked all he could say was, “Being a mime is a dangerous thing!” The anonymous president challenged SSAW’s sexist commentator, Johnny Buackson, to a fight, saying that he was a huge fan of Iron Jawed Angels. Buackson told him that if it’s a fight he wants it’s a fight he’ll get. The president has since backed out of this challenge, noting that he is still sore from golf. This gave a hint at the president’s identity, although it could be a red herring. 4/32/24 Johnny Buackson was arrested for ‘Being a Sexist’ yesterday, but he has since been released because ‘Being a Sexist’ isn’t against the law. But it should be and he should be given the death penalty! That womanizing scumbag frag deserves to die for what he said about Iron Jawed Angels being the nadir of Hilary Swank’s career, because that’s flipping bullship. Hilary Swank is still acting today and making way worse movies than Iron Jawed Angels you know, a movie that won awards! The state of Pennsylvania has banned SSAW events from taking place in their borders. The reason given is that the company is sexist and the state wishes to separate itself from sexism. SSAW released a statement saying, “Pennsylvania’s still a state? That place sucks, and no one cares about it,” Pennsylvania said back, “Well you cared enough to comment on it,” but SSAW was quick to say, “Flip you and I hope all your citizens die,” 4/89/24 We are just five days away from Maximum Pain 2 and WOAH SHIP MO’SUCKRAS IT’S GON BE GOOD! SSAW World Double Bed Warrior Championships – Table Match “Too Sauce To Handle” “Steaky” Gene Barbecue © and “A-1” “Saucy” Francis Barbecue © (The Natural Born Grillers) vs. “The Present Warrior” Vio Lent AND “The 8000 Time SSAW King of The Universe Warrior Grandslam Mega Murder Mother Flippin’ Champion” Tri Bute “The Future Warrior” They are saying the show will be available in 687 languages/American dialects this time so you are in for a night of surprise!

Top 10 Current Wrestlers WWE

Fri, 03 May 2013 17:52:35 -0400

10. Antonio Cesaro-9th longest reigning United States Champion Overall, 3rd since the WWE Revived the championship.

9. Justin Gabriel-Former 3 Time WWE Tag Team Champion with Heath Slater (Once as a part of Nexus, Twice as a member of The Corre)

8. The Usos- These two are future WWE Tag Team Champions

7. Epico and Primo-Former WWE Tag Team Champions

6. Wade Barrett-Current 3 time WWE Intercontinental Champion, former leader of the Nexus, former member of the Corre, nXt Season 1 Winner

5. Randy Orton-Former 6 time WWE Champion, former 3 time World Heavyweight Champion, former WWE Intercontinental Champion, former WWE World Tag Team Champion with Edge as Rated RKO.

4. The Shield- One of the most dminate stables to form in the past two years, they have been running rough shed over eveyone placed in front of them. Since Roman Reigns pinned the WWE Champion he should get a WWE Championship match. I'm going to make a prediction right now, that The Shield wins the WWE Tag Team Titles and the WWE Championship.

3. Kofi Kingston-Current 3 time WWE United States Champion, former 4 time WWE Intercontinental Champion, former 2 time WWE Tag Team Champion 1 time with Evan Bourne as Air Boom, 1 time with R-Truth, former WWE World Tag Team Champion with CM Punk.

2. John Cena- Current 11 time WWE Champion, former 2 time World Heavyweight Champion, former 3 time WWE United States Champion, former 2 time WWE Tag Team Champion 1 time with David Otunga as part of Nexus, 1 time with the Miz, former 2 time WWE World Tag Team Champion 1 time with Shawn Michaels, 1 time with Dave Batista.

1. Team Hell No!- Current WWE Tag Team Champions

gcw WWE 13 universe Diary is taking a break

Thu, 02 May 2013 23:14:09 -0400

I am finding less and less time to write my show, so it will actually pick back up when WWE 14 or WWE 2k14 (whatever its called) comes out.

Thx for your understanding! :)

Random Thoughts for May

Thu, 02 May 2013 15:18:18 -0400

Welcome to the newest episode of "What's Up With That?" I'm dare2believe and I will be asking the question about a few things going on inside the world of professional wrestling that many fans may be thinking, "What's Up With That?" With that being said, let's get to our show.

We have seen the Aces & 8's for months run dominant over the TNA superstars. Now Bully Ray is the Impact Word champion and Devon is the World TV Champion. It seems that nothing can be done with this new super group. What does that say for the current loyalist to the Impact Roster? "What's Up With That?"

AJ Styles left TNA for a season because he was tired of "doing the right thing." He's back and seemingly with an attitude and we are being teased that he's aligning himself with the Aces & 8's. Yet, he still hasn't stated his intentions. This all sounds a bit famiiar. Remember when Sting was accused of being with the NWO back in the now defunct WCW? Sting hung in the rafters for a long time and we never heard him speak. Another old storyline being rebirthed. "What's Up With That?"

Wade Barrett was the Intercontinental Champion and lost it to The Miz only to regain it the following week. He has continued to lose more regularly, as a champion he should be more dominant, "What's Up With That?"

Fandango has taken the world by storm and has even given us the term "Fandagoing". He made his official debut at Wrestlemania 29 and defeated non other than Chris Jericho! He is continueing to look strong while reminding us how to say his name. "What's Up With That?"

Triple H and Brock Lesnar will be in a cage at Extreme Rules. The score is one win each. This is quite an intense feud for two part timers on the roster. Paul Heyman is getting abused so to speak by the COO which I enjoy seeing. "What's Up With That?"

CM Punk has once again left the WWE after losing to The Undertaker at Wrestlemania. He is coming off as a "quitter" when he doesn't get his way. "What's Up With That?"

Speaking of Undertaker. He has made a few matches since Wrestlemania and now is in the sights of The Shield and apparently has been written off TV once again after being driven through an announce table on a recent show. "What's Up With That?"

Dolph Ziggler comes out on the stage as the World Heavyweight Champion with the belt on backwards. In my view, that is disrespecting that championship. "What's Up With That?"

I remember when the NWO came to prominence back in the day, they even recruited a referee. Will we see a Aces & 8's referee in the near future? After all we already have the Aces & 8's announcer in Tazz, "What's Up With That?"

That's all my thoughts at this time. We will return again soon with more random thoughts as we ask the question, "What's Up With That?" As always your comments are appreciated and welcome.

WWE Gamma Championship Wrestling : Monday Night Raw Episode 18

Wed, 01 May 2013 23:39:00 -0400

Dark Match:
Bray Wyatt def. Santino

-The Shield comes out and they talk about putting CM Punk, The Rock, and The Undertaker all out of action. They say The Miz made a mistake coming back from injury last week to attack them, and they will teach The Miz a lesson. The Miz and Kane and Daniel Bryan come out and they brawl with the WWE Tag Team Champions. Vickie Guerrero and Brad Maddox come out and makes Dean Ambrose vs. The Miz later on tonight. If Kane, Daniel Bryan, or the 2 other members of The Shield interfere, whomever interferes will be suspended.

Commercial Break

-Tons of Funk, Cameron, and Naomi def. Michael McGillicutty, JTG, Tamina, and Aksana. Naomi got the pin on Aksana after a Leg Lariat from Naomi. Tons of Funk and The Funkadactlys danced after the match.

-Backstage, Tony Dawson interviews Kofi Kingston. Kofi Kingston says he will become the #1 Contender to the United States Championship tonight. Before he can finish talking, Wade Barrett, the current US Champion attacks him from behind and hits him with a Bullhammer!

Commercial Break

-We come back from the commercial break and Michael Cole reveals that Kofi Kingston's status for his #1 Contenders match against R-Truth later tonight, is unknown at this time.

-Chris Jericho def. Big E Langston by Disqualification when Chris Jericho hit Langston with a Codebreaker and was going to go for the pin, but Ziggler entered the ring and attacks Jericho. Big E and Ziggler then lay him out with their finishers as AJ Lee skips around the ring.

-Later tonight, WWE Champion John Cena and Newly Crowned #1 Contender Ryback, will be face to face. What will Ryback have to say after Cena attacked him, seemingly getting his revenge, last week?

Commercial Break

-Kane and Daniel Bryan def. Epico and Primo in a Squash Match. Kane got the pin on Epico after a Chokeslam. After the match, Kane and Daniel Bryan celebrated together.

-We see Kaitlyn on her way to the arena, as a Diva's #1 Contender Battle Royal is up next!

-AJ Lee won a #1 Contenders Diva's Battle Royal. After the match, Kaitlyn, the WWE Diva's Champion, attacks AJ and hits her with a spear as the crowd cheers. Kaitlyn raises her title in the air .

Order of Elimination:

1.) Rosa Mendes by Naomi
2.) Alicia Fox by Aksana
3.) Aksana by Layla
4.) Layla by The Bella Twins
5.) Cameron by The Bella Twins
6.) Nikki Bella by Naomi
7.) Brie Bella by Naomi
8.) Naomi by Tamina Snuka
9.) Layla by Natalya
10.) Tamina Snuka by Natalya

11.) Natalya by AJ Lee
Winner: AJ Lee

Commercial Break

-Kofi Kingston def. R-Truth to become the #1 Contender to Wade Barrett's US Title. Before and after the match, R-Truth and Kofi Kingston shake hands. After the match, Kofi Kingston cuts a promo and says The United States Championship is coming home at Extreme Rules.

-We go backstage and we see Matt Striker in the interview area with the currently injured Tyson Kidd. Matt Striker asks about Kidd's injury, but Fandango interrupts with Summer Rae and they shoo off Kidd. Matt Striker asks Fandango about how he plans on defeating Zack Ryder up next. Fandango says Striker says his name wrong and says "It's....Fannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndannnnnnnnnnnnngooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!"

-Fandango w/ Summer Rae def. Zack Ryder after a Swinging Side Russian Leg Sweep. The crowd was "Fandangoing" throughout the contest. After the match, Ryder showed signs of frustration as he is on a loosing streak as of late.

-Dean Ambrose of The Shield vs. The Returning The Miz, is up next. But if Kane or Daniel Bryan or The Shield interfere, they will be suspended from the WWE.

Commercial Break

-WWE Tag Team Champion Dean Ambrose w/ Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins def. The Miz w/ Kane and Daniel Bryan by Pinfall when Dean Ambrose hit The Miz with a Headlock Driver. The Shield celebrates after the match and the WWE Tag Team Champions walk back through the crowd as Daniel Bryan and Kane help The Miz up.

-Ryback and John Cena will be face to face...NEXT!

Commercial Break

-Ryback comes out and says John Cena is a coward for attacking him from behind last week. He says that at Extreme Rules, he will take away the WWE Title from John Cena. John Cena's music plays, but he doesn't come out. John Cena runs through the crowd and gets a table out from under the ring. Ryback has his back turned. Cena slides the table into the ring and sets it up as Ryback waits for Cena to come out onto the stage. Ryback finally turns around and John Cena goes to hit him with the AA through the table, but Ryback escapes and goes to the back as the crowd cheers as Cena celebrates in the ring with the WWE Title.

WWE Gamma Championship Wrestling : Smackdown Episode 3

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 23:39:55 -0400

Dark Match:
Antonio Cesaro def. Bo Dallas

-Tonight, Mark Henry faces The Undertaker for The World Heavyweight Championship. Also, Randy Orton will team up with Sheamus to Face Raw's WWE Tag Team Champions, The Shield in a Handicap Match. Also, New WWE Diva's Champion Kaitlyn will be here, along with Chrisitan responding to attacking Intercontinental Champion Jack Swagger last week on Raw. Our first match tonight is Cody Rhodes vs. The Great Khali.

-Cody Rhodes w/ Damien Sandow def. The Great Khali w/ Natalya and Hornswoggle after hitting a Cross Rhodes in a Quick Match.

Commercial Break

-Backstage, Cody Rhodes and New WWE Diva's Champion Kaitlyn bump into each other. Cody congratulates Kaitlyn while Kaitlyn congratulates Rhodes. They walk off in an awkward fashion. These two seem to like each other.

-Justin Gabriel w/ The Usos def. Jinder Mahal w/ Drew McIntyre and Heath Slater after a 450 Splash. After the match, 3MB attacked The Usos and Justin Gabriel and hit them with all of their finishers.

-Backstage, Renee Young interviews Zeb Colter and The Intercontinental Champion, Jack Swagger. Zeb Colter says that Christian is not a "Real American". He says that if Christian wants to play fair and not act like he's some type of hooligan, Jack Swagger is ready for a match at anytime. Well up next, Christian explains his actions from last week!

Commercial Break

-Christian comes out and before he can say anything, the Intercontinental Champion Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter interrupt. Zeb Colter says that Christian doesn't belong here and Jack Swagger will kick him out. Jack Swagger then attacks Christian and gets the Patriot Act on him! Referees have to come out and pull the Intercontinental Champion off of Christian. WOW!

-Backstage, Booker T and Teddy Long are not happy with Jack Swagger's actions. Booker T makes Jack Swagger vs. Alberto Del Rio later tonight.

-NEW WWE Diva's Champion Kaitlyn def. Brie Bella w/ Nikki Bella to retain the WWE Diva's Title. Cody Rhodes came out during the match and observed the match from ringside.

Commercial Break -The WWE Tag Team Champions, The Shield def. Randy Orton and Sheamus. Randy Orton was dominating The Shield, but Sheamus tagged himself in and went for The Brogue, but Roman Reigns hit Sheamus with a Spear for the 1..2..3!

-Backstage, Mark Henry is getting ready for his World Title Match later on tonight against The Undertaker.

-Intercontinental Champion Jack Swagger w/ Zeb Colter def. Alberto Del Rio w/ Ricardo Rodriguez with the Patriot Act. The Big Show was on commentary and provided a distraction for Del Rio for Jack Swagger to take advantage of and eventually win.

Commercial Break -Mark Henry def. The Undertaker to become the NEW World Heavyweight Champion after a World's Strongest Slam. During the match, the referee was accidentally knocked out and The Shield came out and attacked the World Heavyweight Champion, eventually leading to Mark Henry becoming the new champion.

WWE Gamma Championship Wrestling : Raw Episode 17

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 23:17:43 -0400

Dark Match:

Santino def. David Otunga

-Ryback starts out the show and cuts a promo on how at Extreme Rules, he should be facing John Cena for the WWE Championship. John Cena, the WWE Champion, comes out and says that Ryback has done nothing to deserve a title shot, but whine and attack the champion. Raw General Manager Vickie Guerrero and her assistant, Brad Maddox come out and they both agree with John Cena. However, they will give Ryback an opportunity to become the #1 Contender to the WWE Championship. Tonight, it will be Ryback vs. ........... Chris Jericho's music plays and the crowd cheers as Chris Jericho comes out! It's Jericho vs. Ryback tonight and the Winner faces Cena for the WWE Title at Extreme Rules!

Commercial Break

-Dolph Ziggler w/ Big E Langston and AJ Lee def. R-Truth when US Champion Wade Barrett got involved and distracted R-Truth enough for Ziggler to hit R-Truth with a Zig-Zag. After the match, Wade Barrett attacks R-Truth, but Kofi Kingston comes out and hits Wade Barrett with Trouble in Paradise!

-Backstage, Kaitlyn is on her way to the ring for the WWE Diva's Championship Match between her and the Current Champion, Brie Bella, who's title reign stands at 44 days. Will Kaitlyn win the Diva's Title back, or will Brie Bella use Twin Magic to her advantage? Find out, NEXT!

Commercial Break

-Kaitlyn def. Brie Bella w/ Nikki Bella to become the NEW WWE Diva's Champion. After the match, while Kaitlyn was celebrating, AJ attacks her from behind. AJ then takes Kaitlyn's title and skips around the ring with it.

-Backstage Interview with WWE Champion John Cena. He says he hopes Ryback wins tonight so he can kick his @ss at Extreme Rules.

-Fandango and Summer Rae def. Brodus Clay and Cameron w/ Tensai and Naomi when Fandango hit Brodus Clay with a HUGE Side Russian Leg Sweep. Michael McGillicutty and JTG came out and distracted Brodus Clay, Tensai, Cameron, and Naomi enough for Fandango and Summer Rae to pick up the win.

Commercial Break

-WWE Tag Team Champions, The Shield (Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose) def. Kane and Daniel Bryan when The Miz made his triumphant return and attacked the WWE Tag Team Champions. After the match, Kane and Daniel Bryan celebrated with The Miz.

-Backstage Segment with Vickie Guerrero and Brad Maddox. Zack Ryder enters and asks if he could wrestle tonight on Raw, but Vickie and Brad say that all the matches have been set already. Zack Ryder thanks them, but walks off with a frustrated look on his face.

Commercial Break

-Ryback def. Chris Jericho to become the #1 Contender to the WWE Title when Dolph Ziggler's music played, but he didn't come out. This distracted Jericho so Ryback could hit him with a Shellshocked for a win. John Cena, the WWE Champion, then attacked Ryback with a Chair and hit him with an AA.

Total Wrestling Mayhem PPV Line-Up for 2013 - 2014

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 22:33:10 -0400

Here is the PPV Line-Up for Total Wrestling Mayhem. I hope you are all intrigued by the names and new concepts.

2013 – 2014 Total Wrestling Mayhem PPV Line Up

-May 2013 (Date TBA) A New Day
TWM Superstars & Diva’s will compete for their jobs as as Championships. Any TWM Superstar, Diva or Team that loses at this Event will be immiedatily terminated from Total Wrestling Mayhem and replaced the following episode of Wednesday Night Mayhem.

-June 2013 (Date TBA) No Guts, No Glory!

-July 2013 (Date TBA) One Shot to the Top
A huge 10 Man Battle Royal will take place and will go on til the Final 4 Competitors are left in the ring. At this point, Ladders will be introduced into the Match and a Briefcase is held high above the ring that consists of a Contract for a TWM World Heavyweight Championship Match that can be cashed in at any time and any place within the year. The 1st man of the Final 4 to retrieve the Briefcase is declared the winner. (Only competitors that have never held the TWM World Heavyweight Championship can compete in this match) This will be the Main Event Match of the Show.

-August 2013 (Date TBA) Beat the Heat (1 of the Big 4 TWM PPVs)

-September 2013 (Date TBA) Retaliation

-October 2013 (Date TBA) Night of the Chamber
An Elimination Chamber will headline the show for the TWM World Heavyweight Championship

-November 2013 (Date TBA) Survival of the Fittest (1 of the Big 4 TWM PPVs)

-December 2013 (Date TBA) King of the Cage
This show will only consist of Steel Cage Matches and 4 Man Tournament will take place to Determine the King of the Cage. Every year the Former King of the Cage will defend his Title as King of the Cage against the winner of the Tournament in the Main Event. (This year we will determine the first ever King of the Cage)

-January 2014 (Date TBA) The Gaulent (1 of the Big 4 TWM PPVs)
This show will be Headlined by a 15 Man Gaulent Match where the winner will receive a TWM World Heavyweight Championship Match at Total Mayhem.

Rules of the 15 Man Gaulent Match:
1. 2 Competitors will start the match.
2. You can only be eliminated by Pinfall or Submission
3. Once one competitor is Eliminated the next entry will come out and compete. And this will continue til the last competitor.
4. Only 2 Competitors can be in the match at any time.
5. No DQ/No Count Out Rules apply in this Match.
(If you have any questions regarding this concept please comment and I will answer.)

-February 2014 (Date TBA) One Night Stand

-March/April 2014 (TBA) Total Mayhem (TWMs Biggest Event of the Year)

All good things must come to an end..

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 17:37:45 -0400

This is extremely hard for me to say. The other day, The Prodigy approached me and said he was going to stop doing Alpha as time just hasn't been there. I myself have struggled with time but I was not willing to throw out the work we had put in to Gamma so I was going to take over Alpha and work both.

However, its become too much at this point. I have scratched and clawed time to just write a summary and I can't even do that often.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but WWE Alpha and WWE Gamma are officially retired for now. If we have time to come back, we will but guys we gave it our all for two years.

I hope this isn't the complete end but for now it is. Thank you to all our fans and everyone who has commented and enjoyed our shows in the past. We wouldn't be here without you.

WWE Main Event Announcement

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 14:32:09 -0400

Be sure to watch Gamma Championship Wrestling's WWE Main Event
next week from the Kemper Arena in Kansas City Missouri.

Matches scheduled for next week are as follows:

WWE Divas championship
AJ Lee vs. Brie Bella (c)

Kofi Kingston vs. Antonio Cesaro

and the MAIN EVENT
Primo and Epico vs. WWE Tag Team Champions The SHIELD for the titles

WWE Main Event only on the 4 Down Network next Sunday, Don't Miss it!